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Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My review is based on a...

My review is based on a late Friday night and Thursday afternoon visit a few weeks apart. As with all day visits the club can look empty and one may fall asleep because it…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Decent place that they've recently changed...

Decent place that they've recently changed the interior of. The old private dance area is now a VIP room and the old pool table area is now where they do the lap dances.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Electric Blue is a honky-tonk/dive bar...

Electric Blue is a honky-tonk/dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Anyone expecting to find coed cuties from nearby UConn dancing here will be very disappointed. Instead you’ll mostly find ladies that are about on…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

UPDATE: This place is rapidly going...

UPDATE: This place is rapidly going downhill. First, the new owners put new rules in place. Then, they raised drink and dance prices. Now, the indoor smoking ban is hitting them hard,…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I was told a couple of...

I was told a couple of dancers I knew from another club were now here so I stopped in to check it out. I had been in before when it was the Dolphin and it…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The club has supposedly become a...

The club has supposedly become a Black club since I last ventured this way. As far as I can tell it has always been a Black club. Most of the dancers have been…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Last Saturday, Millstream Inn threw a...

Last Saturday, Millstream Inn threw a Luau Party. I was really impressed with the food. They had Hawaiian style sea food buffet, a whole baby pig laid out on a platter (with apple in mouth),…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Got here around 9 on a...

Got here around 9 on a Tuesday with nothing to do. Outside looked fine and had a well lit parking lot which I parked myself into. Cover was just 10 I think. The interior was... odd.…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Have been going to the club...

Have been going to the club for awhile and usually on Fridays after a long week of work. Had to take a Friday off so I decided to go on Thursday a week ago. Glad…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Much has been written about this...

Much has been written about this place. It's dark. It's not fancy, but also not dirty. $10 goes a long way. The girls aren't super hot, but they also are pretty good. But here's a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Visited this place after work on...

Visited this place after work on Mon. Parking space is ample though I would park as close as possible as the further you are, the more sketchy it gets. As you enter, the bathrooms are…

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Overall, pleasantly surprised. Tipped in...

Overall, pleasantly surprised. Tipped in the bikini at the bar and at the stage. Private dances are $25 per song with no volume discounts for multiple songs. VIP room is 15 minutes…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this...

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this is the best Northern Virginia has to offer it terms of class and quality but thats not saying much. The bar and club itself is actually one of the…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Simply the best club in Rhode...

Simply the best club in Rhode Island. I have been coming here for years and the girls rarely disappoint. The girls are the very good looking depending on the day/night and the lap…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

This place seems empty and dead....

This place seems empty and dead. One girl Isabella looked pretty good and the rest were ok. I was thinking of taking her to the VIP but wasnt sure if it was the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

TJ is always fun. I've written...

TJ is always fun. I've written a few reviews on these clubs, so my opinion on them is already on here. I just want to talk about my experience. Reviews are nice because they are…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

went in after working several months....

went in after working several months. wondered if some of the girls would still be there. nice surprise to see lot more diversity and increase in hotness/cuteness. but there is a downside. vip is lit…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

First time going in to xtc...

First time going in to xtc for friend's bachelor party. was surprised at the hot girls walking around nude. this was my first time in all nude club. still 5 dollars for parking, then 20…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

The Jaguars Gold Club in Longview...

The Jaguars Gold Club in Longview is amazing. It's by far my favorite strip club to go to. The club is fairly small with one main stage and two small stages set amongst the tables…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Hello to all. I happened to be...

Hello to all. I happened to be in the area this past friday and decided to join in the festivities. Not much was going on as only one or two dancers were to my taste…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Stopped by after lunch on my...

Stopped by after lunch on my way to the Omaha airport which is just down the street. Entered into a large foyer where my $10 cover was taken and I was shown into the club.…

El Gaucho

Los Angeles, California

So I had just gotten out...

So I had just gotten out of work on a Saturday night I decided to go blow some steam off in el gaucho well like others guys have said we walk down on the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Recently I spent some days in...

Recently I spent some days in Miami for business. After reading here all the very positive reviews about Tootsie´s Cabaret I decided that I had to check it out myself. I took a taxi and…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Savannahs is a higher-end club, especially...

Savannahs is a higher-end club, especially for the area. Daytime admission is $5.00, $10.00 if you want lunch. I went on a Tuesday around lunch time, and they have a "Taco Tuesday" promotion…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went up to the bt's executive...

Went up to the bt's executive club at around 11pm with a buddy. We parked next door even though valet is $7, which is a very good value...I've seen it as high as $20 at…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

This place came a long away...

This place came a long away since my last visit six months ago. not sure if the economy got to do with it or the ownership change, but sure a lot much better than before…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

So I'm pretty much a regular...

So I'm pretty much a regular at Centerfold at nights, however decided to try them during the day after work...I walked in and payed my 5.00 cover and went in sat in my usual spot.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. It is classy, clean, and has some of the most attractive and friendliest girls in the area. There is a $10 cover on certain days of the week. It…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Just a bikini bar, but your...

Just a bikini bar, but your money does go a long way. The VIP rooms all have cameras...supposedly because one of the girls was attacked a couple of years ago. I also imagine it's so…

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, Texas

Visit was okay. Saw about 6...

Visit was okay. Saw about 6 girls with one being a waitress. Two of the five danced with the prettiest ones being the other three. Of the two that danced, one went nude and the…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

I visited with a couple of...

I visited with a couple of f friends to this place on Saturday at 6:00 PM. The place was pretty empty at that time. I figured it was too early to show up. It's a…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Got there very late after a...

Got there very late after a disappointing visit to Miss Kitty's, where things were pretty slow. This place lives up to the previous reviews. Very nice strip club "handshake" sitting at the bar,…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

This place has kind of the...

This place has kind of the sports bar/ strip club kind of feel to it . $6 vallet no cover in the afternoon. The nice thing is that it's pretty laid back no shot girls…

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

I have lived in the area...

I have lived in the area for a long time and never visited this place. This place is located in a strip plaza and has a lot of traffic during day time. On a Saturday…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was in New Orleans for...

I was in New Orleans for a Bachelor Party. We were planning on going to Babe's but ended up at Lipstixxx instead. I arrived a little late, but my friends already had a table…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Lap dances are always solid with...

Lap dances are always solid with a good amount of contact. The 3rd floor loft is a lot of hands free contact, but on occasion there's been a couple of times where there was brief…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I went in a Tuesday night...

I went in a Tuesday night before the cover started. They had 2 for 1 dos equis. About 10-15 customers in the place. I sat by the stage. The girls have 2 or 3 songs…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

After a disappointing stopover at another...

After a disappointing stopover at another club after work on Friday evening, I decided to take a quick peek into this club as it was on my route. Long story short, left a happy man with a…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Stopped in on Friday afternoon because...

Stopped in on Friday afternoon because I knew Lisa was bartending. She is a hot little brunette who likes to drink with the customers. She also likes to flash a little for tips once she…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in several years and on a whim, decided to go see if Toni was there who I had enjoyed some dances with in the past. I go there…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to visit the pink pony...

Went to visit the pink pony last Tuesday. I usually visit clubs in the afternoon after work. The time of my visit was around 5 Pm.They have a nice big private lot to park in.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Had not been to this club...

Had not been to this club for more than a year and decided to give it a try, and it was a pleasant surprise. Arrived around 1pm and paid the $15 entry fee, which included…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Stopped at the Pigs Inn with...

Stopped at the Pigs Inn with a friend. I was shocked to see how many black girls were here. Probably 6 or so and only two white girls. To each his own,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

went here on a Tuesday afternoon...

went here on a Tuesday afternoon around lunchtime. the place was busy at first but quickly slowed down. i am guessing people where on their lunch break. one dancer there, that has danced for me,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was in Orlando for business...

I was in Orlando for business and decided to go to a club. I know that Orlando clubs suck and my plan was to go to Tampa for Mons Venus. But before I…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

Some really nice looking ladies here....

Some really nice looking ladies here. It was a slow night according to the dancers I spoke with. Probably because of the big rock concert going on in Kitchener. Being that it was slow, and…

November Bar N' Grill

Tucson, Arizona

I visited on a Thursday night...about...

I visited on a Thursday night...about 7pm. On arrival there was two women there. Kat, the dancer, and Bing, the woman who runs the place for her mother (the owner). Bing was cool. Funny.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

So the club is still rundown...

So the club is still rundown but that's ok. But a nice mostly friendly place whre the dance leave you be for the most part and will sit down with you if that is what…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Glad to see that things are...

Glad to see that things are good again at this club. I use to be a regular here and really enjoyed it then things got bad and now they are back to being good again.…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

So they changed up completely and...

So they changed up completely and for the better!!!!! On Thursday Friday and Saturday nights they have Trans gender girls. On Sunday Monday Tuesday and Wednesday there's male dancers. But they still have the…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Have been coming here for years....

Have been coming here for years. The current owners are doing upgrades- plenty of TV's. For the most part the girls are friendly but not too pushy.The quality of the girls vary and so does…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Only strip bar in Vermont. ...

Only strip bar in Vermont. Girls try hard but limited to what they can do. Mostly $1 tips for them dancing on stage, with topless dance for last song. Didn't try VIP…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good place to hang out and...

Good place to hang out and relax. Dancers are usually pretty decent, sometimes it's hit and miss. The past few years have brought more Columbian dancers which is fine by me. $10 table dances and…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I've been here 3 times. The...

I've been here 3 times. The first was with a group of 10, didn't even bother looking at the dancers, once with a friend, and now by myself, and each time the experience is the…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

I hadn't been to the Hustler...

I hadn't been to the Hustler Club in a few years and decided to check it out one Friday evening. My friend and I where in the club early, around 7:30, because I had…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Tuesday for the afternoon shift. ...

Tuesday for the afternoon shift. Safe parking in back, no valet charge. Inside looks like a hollowed out restaurant with bathrooms in back, indoor smoke room (unlike bogeys and h8 where smoking in…

AC Dolls

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I was in Atlantic City for...

I was in Atlantic City for business last weekend. 5 co workers and myself stopped in for lunch. The club is very small and there were about 8 girls working. There were probably 20 guys…

Sweet Temptations

Addison, Illinois

This is not a strip club...

This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. I went in thinking this was a strip club and should…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Was in Chicago for a bachelor...

Was in Chicago for a bachelor party and we wanted to hit a strip club in the city. We settled on Admiral because it is fully nude. $25 cover, $8 for a coke (no bar),…

Scores New York

New York, New York

Money Pit... $50 entrance fee... which was...

Money Pit... $50 entrance fee... which was jacked up to $115 for a 2 hour open bar. Either way, you're being ripped off at the door.  And to ice the shit cake, there's a mandatory $3…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

I just visited this place and...

I just visited this place and out of 4 Dancers, only one actually looked good. She still was just a 6 to me though. Bartenders arguing with dancers in front me. The dancers look like…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went in on a Sunday, late...

Went in on a Sunday, late afternoon, I think it was during a shift change, so I sat there with no dancers for about 20 mins. Was charged 20 for the cover, I wanted to…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Stopped in today for lunch. Good...

Stopped in today for lunch. Good lunch value here, free food and cheap beer. They had about 7 or 8 girls working and all of them cute and good looking. Tipped a petite little spinner…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for the first time a few days ago and I have never been so disrespected in my life.. They have a manager there named sunny who is an arrogant sob...…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I must say that every time...

I must say that every time that I am in Denver I go to PT's. The girls here are very beautiful and nude. I usually go on weekends around midnight and it usually pretty packed.…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This was my third stop on...

This was my third stop on a recent five-club tour, and one which I probably should have skipped, or at least rescheduled. My first mistake was going in the middle of the afternoon, about 4pm.…

Road House Cabaret

Queens, New York

Place is nice considering its location....

Place is nice considering its location. Since its in the industrial area the rest of the area is pretty quiet if you like being discrete about the club you go to this is the one.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

After a day at the beach,...

After a day at the beach, stopped here with a buddy for a cold drink at the PM bar and to check out the summer talent Either low prices or happy hour time as I…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

After a jetski jaunt down the...

After a jetski jaunt down the river, I decided to make an afternoon stop to Club Risque on Rt 413 in Bristol. Not a lot of cars in the lot mid afternoon, but sometimes…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

My first visit. First week in...

My first visit. First week in July. I am at Nick's at least twice a week. $20 dances, 3 for $40 and drink prices low? Cant beat that. I live in Powell and its a…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Went to Atlantis for the first...

Went to Atlantis for the first time on a Friday night around 10:30. Parking lot looked full but it was nearly empty except a crowd at the bar and a few seats in the back.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Dropped in just after midnight on...

Dropped in just after midnight on a Sunday. I wasn't expecting much so was surprised to find a fairly hopping club. Valet was $7, cover was $7, and a drink (vodka soda, my standard) was…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

My and my service buddy from...

My and my service buddy from Texas went to Kahoots, Gold, Vanity (ouch), X and then accidentally to Nicks. New club. came here when it was Escape to see Aspen (wow hot), than it went…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

When I travel I look for...

When I travel I look for that mid-tier club with reasonable drink prices, down to earth attractive dancers and an unpretentious, friendly vibe. Based on the reviews this place looked promising but it fell…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

First time back since they opened...

First time back since they opened under new owners. This was probably my favorite club in Akron . This incarnation is nothing like the previous club the layout is similar but they made it smaller…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

This is a massage parlor, not...

This is a massage parlor, not a dance club. Each day, they post pictures of the 5 dancers on day shift and the five dancers on night shift. I picked 6 pm to visit so…

Club Obsessions

Morgantown, West Virginia

Disappointed again! I arrived at midnight....

Disappointed again! I arrived at midnight. $10 to enter. Only about 5 patrons. I watched three dances and then the girls stopped dancing! A waste of $10. I could have gone to…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

This club has been remodeled within...

This club has been remodeled within the last five years and reminds me of a more vegas style club than some of its chicago counterparts. The VIP rooms are very comfortable, there are some very…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here on a Monday cuz...

Came here on a Monday cuz it was my day off. I came pretty early in the evening around 4-5pm. I hate doing that time cuz it's dead with shift change but I was taking…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Went to The Harem on a...

Went to The Harem on a Sat. night. Paid the $5 cover and went it. The club was clean and not too crowded for a Saturday night. Drink prices were not that out of…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

In Lexington for a night, a...

In Lexington for a night, a friend and I somewhat randomly chose Platinum Plus over the other options (Cowboys, etc.). Have to say, I was glad we did. There's a certain type of relatively laid-back club…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was debating between going to one...

Was debating between going to one of the more famous and popular strip clubs or this one. Ended up at this one and did not regret it. Walked through this dimly lit porn shop, reached…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

About 15 girls on staff tonight,...

About 15 girls on staff tonight, including a few very hot ones (9 & 10) and many 6-8 IMO! Charlotte and Monica were superb! and both were very high spirit too while chatting withe…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I visited the Crazy Horse the...

I visited the Crazy Horse the last week of June 2014. Normally when I am in SF I visit the Gold Club, which is a classier place with a full bar and lots of attractive…

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Laura Michell Prestin

Holy crap. That chick is incredible. There's a lot of "Miss America air-brushed perfect looking" beautiful women out there, as well as some downright totally HOT and NASTY chicks who may not necessarily be "beautiful" but they are guaranteed to…

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Strippers vs Escorts

Why is it some guys will pay several hundred dollars for maybe 15 minutes with a stripper to get a hj or a bj when the same amount of money will buy an hour or so with an escort with…

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Have you ever noticed some kind of reddish brown residue on your clothes after l

I was wondering if a dancer was wearing some kind of tanning spray or body spray. I guess I might need to look in the mirror after lap dances to try to figure out who is wearing it.…

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Why did you become a stripper ?

And the ladies of SW say: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?194405-The-quot-why-are-you-a-stripper-quot-thread

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Mesmerized

About 3 or 4 years ago I was at one of my favorite local strip clubs tipping some girls. I glanced to my right, and I then saw the hottest stripper I've ever seen in my life. Unbelievable ass, great…

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Jay Wilson aka Juicebox

for all my fans that would love to see the clubs I go to and the girls I know and would love to visualy see the stupid shit I do and enjoy join me on facebook and youtube you should…

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Thank you tuscl and fellow tusclers

my birth was of course on this very forum. and I have brought many larfs and anger to you each and every one of you. thank you for your friendships and for growing with me as I learn more and…

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juice is a meowing lieing son of a baby bitch

meow I just need to get this off my old meow balls before I kill over from anger. I mean meow juice is like bart simpson and I m meow like skinner.. and im getting tireed of this wiper…

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OT: Favorite Food Network Hottie

I like it when Giada shows cleavage from her ample breasts, but Cat Cora is my favorite. She is hot! Meow.

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Bonesbrother ONLY appears when Brother Juice posts...coincidence?

I've got you sussed Brother Juice...Bonesbrother is just a character you created to stir up the ol' anthill. Well, I ain't fallin' for it. On a serious note, how many posters do you actually believe to be Juice? 'Tis clear…

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Stripper and Juggalo

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2014/07/we_got_the_inside_scoop_on_this_fat_guy_you_saw_on_tmz_at_the_gathering_of_the_juggalos.php Have we finally spotted Juice?

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Don't feed the trolls

Look like the nigger, juicebox, has decided to fuck up the discussion board again this weekend.

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

One of the classiest if not...

One of the classiest if not the classiest SC in Miami. This place has more quality than quantity concerning dancers. Mostly eastern europeans and cubans (hot blondes and well fit Latinas). Packed with lots of…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Definitely one of the largest clubs...

Definitely one of the largest clubs I have seen, lots of parking, nice decor, couple friendly, dances available at your table or in private VIP areas, open until morning. Cool club but the dancers…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Got here late one evening in...

Got here late one evening in a n effort to unwind. Had to pay to park the car in the small car park and went inside. There is a stage immediately on the right…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

So after Silver Cricket, I came...

So after Silver Cricket, I came to Bogarts. $5 cover, 7.75 Coronas, sign said $10 dances on Tuesdays. Many more dancers and customers than SC. I'd guess there were 12-15 dancers working. The dancers were…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Stopped by on a Wednesday at...

Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on a 10 scale.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Stiletto’s in Nanuet is changing. ...

Stiletto’s in Nanuet is changing. After many years of being as predictable as clockwork, its now a different place. First of all, many of you may know that the stage layout has been…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I came here with my girlfriend...

I came here with my girlfriend and her best friend for their 21st bday. The club is nice and seems well run and maintained. There is a cell phone check which is understandable, just dont…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

I have been to this place...

I have been to this place 4 or 5 times. Inside is small but nice. The bar is long and they have a area in the back were girls give the dances.…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG ( Theme music...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG ( Theme music perfect strangers by deep purple) I ventured up on a Saturday night about 9 p.m. The parking lot was fairly empty, $ 5 cover 3 bucks for a soda,…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

Fox's Den is just about dead...

Fox's Den is just about dead guys! This place has gone up and down but lately, really bad! Where can I start with all of the negatives, the quality of the dancers, the…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Back to visit again. As indicated...

Back to visit again. As indicated in other reviews, the physical atmosphere of this place leaves a lot to be desired. First off, its located in a commercial shopping mall. I guess the neighbors…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This was my first time being...

This was my first time being at Cheetahs and I was blown away by the atmosphere and quality of girls. I came in on a Saturday night during Comic-Con weekend. Paid my $20…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It had been about six months...

It had been about six months since I had last been to the Penthouse in Philly. For the money, this is one of the best in Philly. The staff is always friendly, even…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Given the many reviews of high...

Given the many reviews of high mileage at electric blue, I have been meaning to stop in during my frequent drives between New York and boston and one day I did. It is oddly…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

As always.. a pleasure coming to...

As always.. a pleasure coming to this club ... Fuego is the best club in pg county hands down .. supposedly under new management.. staff is a bit friendlier. I joked with the cop that…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a London strip club, and a great intro! The prices were readonable-to-low, and door staff was no hassle at all. The dancers varied from passable to gorgeous, with about…

You All Can Relax Now (Part I of II)

I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where she was staying. When she told me her mom was putting her up, I offered an alternative to staying with a drug addict who only dates abusive assholes. It didn't take long for her to stop protesting, so I asked her how long she'd planned on staying. When she answered "how long do you *want* me to stay", I nearly…

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meow

hello meow

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rehab

ive been to rehabe four times in my life and im thanking i nee dit again. i mean im fuvkinh some of the finest pussy in the Carolinas and snorting some of the best blow in the states but im…

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What do you drive to the strip club?

GARDEN CITY{SD} — A Weld County man was charged with driving under the influence after authorities say he drove a lawnmower to a Garden City bar and strip club despite having a revoked license. The Weld district attorney's office has charged…

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deep thoughts with da mane

im laying up smoking on only the lord knows what and dranking on some strong. ive already popped some pills and im no wear near feeling ill. im working on my firtst album called jucicy club melts, it should it…

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trading food for sex does this happen in the southwest ?

title says it all

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"Advertise Your Club Here! Get Started Now!"

I just noticed this blurb when pulling up reviews. Sounds like Founder is drumming up money. I have to wonder what shape club advertisements would take.

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sexual pleasures and a bishop of the lord masterbating in the corner of the club

most bishops tell people they will go to hell for playing dirty sex games with hookers and my sunday school teachers but i need to masterbate with people watching me in my sinful state. its the only true way i…

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rock hard body gets me cheaper sex

don't mean to brag but I just feel the need to share from my pain the blessings the road has giving me. since I bag for a living and do day labor at times I don't have the money as…

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working in clean clubs

hey boys. ive been working in a clean club the last few months and ive had a regular bloak visit me once a week. I find him very attractive and he spends $400 large all on me so he is…

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im bake

sorry for my moment of silancce I promise to keep being the sound of reason on this board to uphold virtue and truth

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greesing the staff of a gentelmens club

fellow goers I have a question about paying members of the staff such as the bouncers to insure my stay in the vip section of the club goes as plained. so how exactly do I place my three humdred dollars…

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Personal Trainer

My Saturday dancer, a hot black girl, told me she now has a personal trainer. She engaged him because she wants to compete in bikini contests. I have to say that her figure looks better. Her stomach has become…

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Flight Club Construction

In the Flight Club today (in Inkster, a Detroit suburb), they were doing construction. My waitress told me they were going to re-open the casino. But it looked to me like they were changing the 1st floor back…

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I came up with two great inventions.....

Lobster Helper.... just add lobster Battery powered microwaves...perfect for camping pretty good huh?

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Date ideas

I need ideas for what to do with a stripper on a date. Obviously we are going to have sex, but that comes at the end of the date. Usually I take her out for drinks and dinner…

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Do you keep dancers phone numbers or toss them away every so often?

I mean if you haven't seen them in ages I understand tossing the number. What if you see a dancer in another club and you think you might still have her number? I'm a bit of a pack…

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OT: Doctor fired back at gunman in hospital attack

Armed psychiatrist prevents a shooting massacre. http://news.yahoo.com/doctor-fired-back-gunman-hospital-attack-214524705.html

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cams in VIP

Lots and lots of clubs I go to have owner placed cams to monitor activity in the private or semiprivate LD areas... anyone know of cases where those images have be published.. or used by owners or dancers to…

Don't Think She's any Different

If you're in a long term relationship and she wants to start dancing but you trust her with the faith of a child, let me tell you, she's no different than mine and will be gone 12 weeks. I believed her, wanted her to get it out of her system, have the full-life experience but after 6 years of being in what I thought was a stable, healthy relationship, she was lying & cheating, sexting and using drugs and cheating within a few weeks - then gone. They're all the same. I found a program on a shared computer she was still logged into a few days ago. It shows all the texts on her "stripper" number…

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Hey lopaw

What would it take 4 u too party in Atlanta?!?! There will be lots of beautiful ladies

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100 LAPDANCES

Has any body got 100 dances in a row ?...hell how about 100 in one club ?

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Bday bash

Will be next week...Thursday through Sunday!!! I will be showing up one of those days!! Due too the intense media scrutiny I reseeve I will only be there one day unannounced!! This will be at follies who else will be…

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Reviews

Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants".

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OT: NFL RB Ray Rice suspension

The NFL is fucking up by only suspending Ray Rice two games for domestic violence. This type of a thing is a problem that should have been dealt with more seriously in my opinion. 1st time offenders of the League's…

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Orlando illego strip club busted.

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — Orange County investigators are working to track down at least one drug dealer and as many as 30 strippers after busting an illegal strip club operation late Thursday night. The Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation found out through…

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Giving Greek

Yes or no ?

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Follies - Atlanta

Visiting Atlanta next month... keep hearing this place is nuts. You get away with everything. White girls from 3-8pm & all black girls after 8pm... any suggestion n tip about this joint?

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Putin vs Obama.....

...is like Dougster vs Alucard, Obama keeps asking for a moderator to save him from the vile attack dog

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I've been catfished

Wow how pathetic! After my girl advice and my public lashing yesterday I did some extensive research last night. Really extensive and I was shocked. Girl "a" was the girl I was talking to for a long time. She had a…

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How prevalent is strippers fucking the mangers?

;) Okay, I am not some pathetic loser, but I just wanted to know, how common is it for the strippers to be fucking the managers? I mean like in all different clubs- large, small, and your chain SC…

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A Walk on the Quick Sand

Driving to my ex-ATF's house, I kept asking myself, "What the hell are you doing?" If I were smart, I thought, I would turn around and go home. I had ended my relationship with Christie over a year ago.…

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Your club extras.

I think we each have a favorite club. Answering only about that specific club, what would be "extras" in it? Of course it could vary by location, IE: Bar, LD area, VIP, etc. In mine, it would be a HJ and…

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Is VIP Membership worth the dollars spend

My favorite SC has recently said that they would like to begin VIP membership in September. Essentially, $1K paid upfront. This would allow free daytime admissions and free access to the VIP rooms before 7pm without having to pay for…

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"I'll suck your dick all day and all night"

Heard from another happy stripper recently. Thank you "Flomax". Just another in a growing list of dancers that have discovered the benefits of retrograde ejaculations. So what is a retrograde ejaculation? From Wikipedia: In the human male reproductive system, retrograde ejaculation…

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Strippers by Delivery

Has anyone had experience with hotwildstrippers.com? I want to know if they might be an alternative to the strip club? I go to clubs when I travel. I think I might save money by ordering these girls to my hotel for…

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OT: Your Favorite TV Commercial Hottie?

We know Slick has a thing for the red-headed Wendy's girl I'm liking the Nationwide cat burglar girl Who's yours?

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Extras question

How often do you order up a sloppy blow job ?

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Cocksmen question!!

Any of you cocksmen getting OTC for free from the dancers at your favorite club? I used to have an occasional horny stripper meet up with me for free. That was about 10 years ago, and is probably the biggest…

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Hypothetical Situation #8

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb in the strip club. Once the 3-4-1 specials are announced by the DJ, the bomb is armed. If you can't LDK by the end of the 3-4-1, it blows up. What do you…

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The reason for strippers... right here

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/07/160094-needs-headline-mans-sex-spreadsheet/ A man's detailed account of his wife's refusal to grant him the “pleasure of marital relations” has gone viral, thanks to his annoyed spouse's plaintive plea to the denizens of Reddit. I wrote about the “Conjugal Sexcel Spreadsheet” earlier this week…

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A Strip Club Video Game ?

I have an idea for a strip club video game that could be used as a phone app or computer program. Does anyone make this ? My idea would be to select different clubs across the country / around the…

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Lesbian Customers

I know I'll get a lot of flack for even bringing this up, but I don't mean to start anything. It's an honest question. I've been going to strip clubs for many many years, and I've gone to many clubs in…

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Sci fi themed strip club?

I ran across this 2013 article about plans to open Jabbu's Hut, a sci fi themed strip club in Atlanta (http://www.atlbanana.com/science-themed-strip-club-jabbus-hut-to-open-near-ga-tech/). Does anyone know if it ever opened or if other clubs have picked up on this theme? Some hot…

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Girl Advice

OMG can't believe I am asking this on this board but considering many people on here think similar to me, maybe you guys can give some good advice. I can't tell my friends about this, because with their lack…

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ziggy saki ziggy saki hoy hoy hoy

Who was your favorite juggy girl? Mine was juggy Suzanne. I loved it when they were getting people to sign a petition to make the staten of liberty sexier?

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my stripper nightmare

I am a regular, she text me personal stuff, we saw outside the club a couple of times, but she changes...sometimes she is warm, close, other times sharp...gives some quick cheek kisses... She gives me the BEST lap dances ever,…

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Familiarity breeds....

My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…

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Man accused of stealing from dancer at Rock Hill strip club

ROCK HILL {NC} — A Cherokee County man left a Rock Hill strip club with a black and swollen eye after police say an exotic dancer accused him of stealing her wallet and $180 cash after a private dance Tuesday…

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OT: Gallstones ?

Was recently diagnosed w/ a gallstone (just 1). GP said that means surgery to remove the gallbladder but referred me to a specialist (Gastro) b/c I also had another issue. Gastro specialist said he does not recommend surgery unless I am having…

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Do you ever make up names when you club?

You know...like Maurice -- occupation, space cowboy and midnight toker

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Strip Club Car Washes

Back when Deja Vu Ontario(So Cal, not Canada) was up and running, they would periodically have car washes. I went a couple of times on Saturday afternoons. The ladies looked great in bikini tops and daisy dukes.…

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Strip Club Gimmicks

With the recent thread about porn star features at strip clubs, I got to thinking, which is never good for anybody. I started thinking about strip club gimmicks. The different shenanigans that strip clubs do to attract more…

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LDKing

I asked my CF last night how many of her customers LDK during a lap dance. She said it was 100% in the VIP, and around 60% during regular lap dances. She then thought about this a little…

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Wow...things are sloooow at TUSCL

WTF? I come here in the morning for some erudite conversation...er, lulz and inappropriate posts 'bout tits, ass, and strippers...er, hookers. But nobody is engaging in said conversation! OK, Juice has drifted away and I hope that crazy mofo is getting…

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The New World Order - Strip Club version

I walked into a club this afternoon about 3pm, sat at the bar, ordered a drink and smiled at the dancer on a satellite stage a few feet away. After my drink came I stepped over to give the,…

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More news on Malaysian airliner!

Plane was full of corpses? peshaw! Ukrainian rebels couldn't shoot it down. Yah...right. Turns out it was Steven mothahfucking Spielberg. www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/steven-spielberg-shot-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh17

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Road rage with a stripper.

CLYMAN - A veteran is accused of confronting a gentleman's club employee in a road rage clash in Dodge County. He says she was driving too fast. "I said it would be nice if you would slow down…

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Elle MacPherson is 50

Elle MacPherson is 50, so she's clearly too old for me. http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/17/elle-macpherson-bikini-photo/

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Would you knowingly buy alcoholic drinks for an underage stripper?

From a recent article "On one of my visits, a couple girls sat with me and I bought them drinks. One was a bit older (late 30's but quite beautiful) and the other was probably just 18 or 19 and…

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Russian news on the Malaysian plane

This is what they're reporting: A. It was the ORIGINAL missing Malaysian plane being used for terrorist purposes B. The Ukraine was trying to shoot down Putin's plane C. The plane was already filled with corpses to make the Russians look bad D. It's…

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I hope that strippers don't find out about this. :)

CITY hipsters finding that a tattoo on their arm, leg or torso is just a little, well, ordinary, have discovered a new trend — tattooing their teeth. But the craze can be harmful, local medical experts warned. In the United States, tooth…

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Could it? Has it? Will it?

Imagine you have a girl friend who you don't know is a stripper. You know she has a part time "legit" job but nothing about the stripping. She doesn't know of your "hobby". One afternoon you visit a…