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Stripper sugar baby

I met C at SC 3mi from my office. She had moved to Houston to dance here bc it two way contact. She approached me and got in my lap. After about $100 in dances she propositioned me for…

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Strippers asking for money

Got a message that a stripper I know needs money for gas and food. Wants me to money gram whatever I can spare. When does the insanity stop ?

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Praising the loser boyfriend

I would have to concur with the overwhelming consensus on this board that the majority of dancers date what we've seemed to term "loser boyfriends". I really have no interest in hearing about these bf's but in the course of getting…

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Ethnicities That You've Never Seen Stripping

Good morning boys and girls. I hope we all had a pleasurable weekend. I know I did. On to the topic at hand. Living in California, I've been exposed to a plethora of ethnicities, both…

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Student Stripper Makes $180K a Year & Will Graduate Debt-Free

http://blog.credit.com/2014/05/student-stripper-graduate-debt-free-83640/ The $180K sounds high to me, but strippers in my area can make $80-$100K (and pay the special stripper income tax rate of zero percent). I encourage coeds to finance their education in this way.

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A Stripper's Profile PIc with Boyfriend

A stripper with whom I'm friends on Facebook posted a new profile pic of her and her new boyfriend. She doesn't look too bad, but the boyfriend is shirtless, covered with tattoos and giving the finger to the camera.…

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Wow....just WOW!!!

Turns out Juice was also living in Wales! Somebody has been putting pubic hair in the KFC www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/25/kfc-pubic-hair-facebook-post_n_5388666.html What do these people think? the order the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and get all shocked when they find a pubic hair. I've known for…

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Returning the favor

Have you ever been screwed by an ATM? Would you like to return the favor? http://www.freep.com/comments/article/20140519/NEWS07/305190165/man-attempts-sex-with-atm-picnic-table

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

I love Sofia Vergara's comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW392e6XR0

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

21st birthday, drunk and last night...

21st birthday, drunk and last night at Vegas; obviously we needed to pop my strip bar cherry. Luckily, I had some sobriety left to schedule and take advantage of the limo ride, minimizing the cover…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Ok so I just got finished...

Ok so I just got finished bar hopping with my boy and decided I wasn't done after the last bar closed down. Fuegos was the choice as if nothing else they always have a variety…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Being the hour that day and...

Being the hour that day and night shifts overlap, you'd think there would be more dancers and you'd be mistaken. 6-10 was generous. It might have been six, and most were either not my type…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The club was not very busy...

The club was not very busy considering it was a Monday night. Atmosphere overall was not dirty or sketchy, the only exception being the dubious-looking buffet. Having up about this place beforehand, I was surprised…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Still sticking to my word a...

Still sticking to my word a great club. Pepper is my go to girl now that I heard tiffany is at a club by another name in another city. Definitely get a dance by…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped in here after a party...

Stopped in here after a party at the platinum hotel next door, like others have said free cover, prices weren't too bad. I ordered a beer and then a coke before I left. Theres a…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This is a neighborhood joint. ...

This is a neighborhood joint. Been a couple months since last visit. The bar next door opened again so it helps you beat the washington law that prevents alcohol in strip clubs.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very nice club with lots of...

Very nice club with lots of hot girls. Drinks and dances can be expensive but this is Las Vegas. Atmosphere is upscale and safe. Early in afternoon, there were a lot of girls but by…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

The mens club is an upscale...

The mens club is an upscale type of club. I stopped by on a Tuesday around 5 and there was no cover. They have several stages but on this day they were only…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Sunday: a day to break in...

Sunday: a day to break in new staff and to discover unrecognized and over-rated talent. Lots of white women: blondes, a few brunettes along with a couple of black women and two asian women on…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

This is not a strip club...

This is not a strip club but see it listed here. It is a premier massage parlor for quality and has been around at least 15 years. One of the best clubs along…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Kennedy's about 6PM Monday 5/26/14<br> <br> This seems...

Kennedy's about 6PM Monday 5/26/14<br> <br> This seems not as often reviewed as some clubs and I don't think I have ever been to it - not sure why not on prior trips.<br> <br> Kind of a nice layout…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

New Locomotion Monday Night<br> <br> Now I...

New Locomotion Monday Night<br> <br> Now I am confused. I thought this was the smaller kind of crowed area club and the old locomotion was a large club - ah yes looked up my old…

The Lampost Lounge

Youngstown, Ohio

I last visited the Lamp Post...

I last visited the Lamp Post on a Thursday evening around 9 pm. As soon as you sit down the bartender takes a 5.00 cover charge and asks what you would like to drink. Dancers…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I have found afternoons on Bourbon...

I have found afternoons on Bourbon to be slow no matter where you go, but hey we can't all party like rock stars until 4am! I found Scores recently to be no exception to…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

This is a pretty neat little...

This is a pretty neat little cozy club, as others have described. A relaxed neighborhood feel. I was there on a slow weekday evening, only a a few dancers on shift. <br> <br> Most of…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

On this visit I was surprisd....

On this visit I was surprisd. The location and parking lot is not very good. Since it was still early in the afternoon parking was not yet a problem. The homeless people will a lways…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

So after. Long time away, I...

So after. Long time away, I had the chance to go back and visit GGR again. The usual door charge and drink requirement out of the way, take yourself down to the inner ring if…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Stopped in Valk again for two...

Stopped in Valk again for two reasons, I wanted to see how the changes were going but mostly because it was the only place open at the time.<br> <br> Out of the 4 girls that were on,…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I must say that Buck’s is...

I must say that Buck’s is one of the most consistent clubs that I have experienced. While I would not rate it in my top ten for sure, it usually delivers a pleasant to…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Dropped by Splendor last week, actually...

Dropped by Splendor last week, actually to see my favorite waitress to catch up on the latest news with her, but she wasn't there. This club is generally OK in terms of its physical…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Have not been here in awhile....

Have not been here in awhile. Fun time when I visited. There were about 15 girls which I think is a lot for this place. There were all shapes and sizes....a few real cuties and…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

<br> As topless clubs go, this one...

<br> As topless clubs go, this one is pretty good. There's a good mix of dancers to satisfy most tastes and the majority of them have good attitudes and are there to entertain. Not a lot…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

This is typical of all Detroit...

This is typical of all Detroit area clubs in that full service is not only available, but it's expected that most guys who go in are looking for it. I stopped in last Friday…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

It's lots of fun; with a...

It's lots of fun; with a strange carnival atmosphere to it. Yes, the women on stage are full-on naked, and I have to be honest -- the music the dancers tend to choose is…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Showed up around 1:00 with a...

Showed up around 1:00 with a few buddies after a successful night at the Casino. Was at the bar and immediately was approached by a gorgeous blonde who was very friendly and non-pushy. Had a…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

OK so I thought I would...

OK so I thought I would come check the club out. It's in the middle of nowhere in a real small town. As you pull up there is no real sign so it's easy to…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

As mentioned before a big ass...

As mentioned before a big ass raid happened here. All the alphabet agencies were involved on a year plus long investigation. From what I gather, employees were the targets but a few patrons were arrested…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Followed the high ratings here, and...

Followed the high ratings here, and found a club that's been done up almost too far (what can I say, I kind of like the dive bar feeling versus the overly decorated upscale look) and…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I was in St. Louis for...

I was in St. Louis for the holiday weekend, so I decided to check out bottoms up. Got there around midnight on a Friday, and to my surprise the place wasn't packed full of…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

It was one of my friends...

It was one of my friends birthdays so we thought why not go to West Va and check out the strip club there. Met up with some friends who live in the area and…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

I was going to visit the...

I was going to visit the Pink Slip on Friday after my trip to bottoms up, but I was deterred by a lot of police activity. I'm not sure what happened, but there were…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Let me start by saying that...

Let me start by saying that this is not a largely known club in Chicago. With The Factory, Arnie's, Club O, and King Of Diamonds all in the south burbs, this club goes relatively unnoticed.…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with my girlfriend after midnight. There was free self parking in their personal parking lot, however there is also free parking across the street in front of a liquor store.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is not a bad club,...

This is not a bad club, it's simply that at one time it used to be much better. Everything now is very much routine -- in the old days, there was a positive vibe here;…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The location is further out then...

The location is further out then most other sc but the quality isn't to bad. They have 4 stages plus a bar the girls dance on so it's almost like a 360 view of girls.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times during the past years. I have never felt it unsafe. Maybe I have not been at the club when such action takes place. <br> <br> I always end…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

This is ild review so things...

This is ild review so things might have changed recently. <br> I finally made some time to checkout this club. Because I heard.from.several soures that they are shutting down this place. I reached there around 3…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went in on a Saturday night,...

Went in on a Saturday night, and thought it wold be busier than it was. About 3-4 guys in the club and 3-4 girls. DJ was good, Was able to get 2 for…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped in recently because Jen's across...

Stopped in recently because Jen's across the street was closed. I was hoping that a few of the Jen's dancers had migrated here so I could find out the new bars some of my favorites…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

It's been a few months since...

It's been a few months since I last visited here and I've heard through the grape vine that they have some new talent so I decided to drop in this Memorial Day. I got there…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Platinum Plus is an decent club...

Platinum Plus is an decent club with some attractive girls, but they are doing several things wrong that are making it fall short of its true potential.<br> <br> - there's usually a bad girl-to-guy ratio. Because of…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and since I didn't get free in time to drive over to Miami to sample their better clubs decided to stop by Babe's as it's a more laid-back atmosphere…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Like every other weekend, I go...

Like every other weekend, I go to Crazy horse to have some fun. I make up an excuse for my wife and head out for a couple hours. I have my girls there that I…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I went to stadium on memorial...

I went to stadium on memorial day because I was in the mood to watch the NBA finals and see some nude girls during breaks. I arrived a little before 8pm. It was apparently happy…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I was recently in CT for...

I was recently in CT for a business trip and after a long day of meetings I decided to take the train into the city for dinner and a "show." After grabbing a bite to…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

I went to the Bouzouki Club...

I went to the Bouzouki Club on Memorial Day, May 26th. I had not been to this club in two years. I arrived at 5pm and there were about seven patrons and no dancers. I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped in on a Monday night....

Stopped in on a Monday night. Last few times I had been there, the dancers were not all that great. I was not expecting a lot. However, I was very pleasantly surprised. There were a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I visited Club O a couple...

I visited Club O a couple more times: on a Saturday night and a Friday night. On both nights, cover was $10 and bottles of beer were $4.<br> <br> I arrived at around 11:30pm on a Saturday.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

The size and breadth of Tootsies...

The size and breadth of Tootsies has been well documented. Went last Saturday night when both the Heat game and a UFC fight were on. The sports bar in the back was packed. Not a…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

So after work i decided to...

So after work i decided to give temptations a try because i briefly stopped by a week before and saw that they have some very good looking dancers. I entered the club around 1:30am and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club has and continues to...

The club has and continues to undergo renovation. They have reconfigured some of the inside. Took out the back rooms and created a new island bar. Really don't like the layout of the club. Takes…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I keep hearing good things about...

I keep hearing good things about this club, but it never seems to work out for me. I went here last month (sorry for the late review) while in town on business. They…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

spontaneous trip to Silver Dollar recently...

spontaneous trip to Silver Dollar recently yielded good results. The bar is clean and sizable, the $3 cover isn't too bad. i really dig the feel, somewhat reminiscent of a classic roadhouse, but without the…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

It's a good club. I go...

It's a good club. I go here Tuesdays for the prime rib specials. The waitress takes really good care of me and is very attentive. The dancers are all pretty but will dance and stay…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

So after a Saturday evening spent...

So after a Saturday evening spent watching the Kings playoff game & Heat playoff game at a couple of bars, my buddy and I walk into the Holiday this night because we were in the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I live Flashdancers because I always...

I live Flashdancers because I always know what I'm going to get. It is in Time's Square so be prepared to beat the crowd if you go during peak hours. However, early afternoons are usually…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I'm not the biggest fan of...

I'm not the biggest fan of Night Trips. Last time I went in with my wife, all the dancers ignored us unless we were tipping at stage. We were looking to play, and they couldn't…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Club is rather small which is...

Club is rather small which is fine but it’s a bit too well lit for my taste. One stage, two poles; there is also a swing on the side. The dancers and the fact that…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wow! That's all I can say....

Wow! That's all I can say. I was in that area of town, and curiousity got the better of me, and I decided to stop in at Show and Tell. They need to rename this…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

I am not even sure if...

I am not even sure if I should review Tootsys or not. I didn't really get the whole experience of the place. It seems like a good place to be a regular, but…

Pink Rhino

Phoenix, Arizona

Well what can I say I...

Well what can I say I was in the area and wasn't feeling up for Christies so decided to check out this place even though I didn't know what I would be getting into. We…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in about 10 p.m. on...

Stopped in about 10 p.m. on Sunday night of Memorial Day weekend. The cover was $5. My beverage was also $5.<br> <br> Easily twice as many dancers as customers. Did not have a lot of time or…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is enormous, with lots...

This place is enormous, with lots of dancers and lots of customers and lots of waitresses and lots of bouncers and much extremely loud music.<br> <br> There are six stages, arranged in a circle in the middle…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of clubs and I mostly do nude clubs. That being said fantasy island was off to a bad start with me being a topless bar.<br> <br> Heard this is the best club…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Went to club after angel game....

Went to club after angel game. As soon as you walk in, bar is straight in front of you. Private rooms are to your left and main stage is to right. There is only one…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

This is venue is part of...

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. It is the only venue to have been recently added to the circuit. 10 years ago there…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

It was very dark in this...

It was very dark in this club but it seemed relatively clean. I brought my wife with me and they were very accommodating to couples. With in a few minutes of sitting down a fairly…

SouthFork Lounge

Watertown, South Dakota

Went in on a wednesday night...

Went in on a wednesday night in the mid evening. the club itself was a little nicer than what I was expecting for a smaller town in SD. A good size bar, plenty of seating…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

This is a compilation of multiple...

This is a compilation of multiple visits scattered over a few months in between murder investigations and other police activity:<br> <br> Physically,it's a decent club. Parking, sound, seating, and other things like lighting don't get in the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Have been to Mitchell brothers many...

Have been to Mitchell brothers many many times. <br> <br> The mileage is high but can be veru expensive. The better deals can be had on day shift but the girls are not as pretty as the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Overall, I recommend visiting the Hong...

Overall, I recommend visiting the Hong Kong Club. The club has a lot of energy and a variety of gorgeous women you cant wait to get your hands on. <br> <br> There were all types.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It's a pretty small, but cozy...

It's a pretty small, but cozy club. Beware of the step when walking towards the main stage after the U-turn from the entrance.<br> <br> No cover charge, but a waitress came in and asked me for a…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This is a high energy club....

This is a high energy club. Your dollar doesn't go too far but that's not really the point is it? Naming it a strip club is being too simple. I would say 'its a…

Club Volcano

Birmingham, Alabama

Since the remodeling of the building,...

Since the remodeling of the building, I can say that's the clubs value has went up. A very nice chill place to go have drinks at and the women there aren't that bad looking.…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Parking is ample and clean in...

Parking is ample and clean in the afternoon. <br> <br> As you walk into the club, it seems little, then it snakes around to the left. The main stage is to the right, and the…

XTC

Fort Worth, Texas

I have been to other XTC...

I have been to other XTC clubs in other cities and thought I would stop in here on my way back to my hotel following a night out. I had noticed the club when…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Same dancers here for many years...

Same dancers here for many years now. Some are very good but it would be nice to see some new faces. Ruby and Erica are always sure to perform. Most of the…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

This is a spot for big...

This is a spot for big booty lovers, the music is great with great DJs on any night. This place use to be a lot better but after the re-model its now kind of tragic.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I decided to go Sunday night...

I decided to go Sunday night after a party. I didn't know what to expect since it was a holiday weekend but I was pleasantly surprised. When I first got there only three…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Typical afternoon at this club...handful of...

Typical afternoon at this club...handful of dancers, 3 or 4 customers, a little smoke, stage show every now and then, sports on the 3 or 4 TVs. Girls will come sit with you, if thy…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I was not impressed when I...

I was not impressed when I went to LC. Maybe it was the time (I went in the afternoon), but I only saw 3 girls. Two white one black. The black girl was slim and…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

<br> Visited around 2pm on a Friday....

<br> Visited around 2pm on a Friday. They did not charge me any cover, and the soda I ordered was 3$. The club has a nice stage, with 2 girls dancing at any time. The stage…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It's been sometime since my last...

It's been sometime since my last visit. Dancers have changed as they always do but the atmosphere is basically the same. Stages remain the same 3 different ones one main and two on the sides.…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went today for $10 couch dances....

Went today for $10 couch dances. Place has been remodeled, including new stages and couch dance areas. They opened at 3pm and I arrived at 4pm. No dancers around when I arrived.…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to this club again for...

Went to this club again for a bachelor party. Myself and my friends were delighted to say the least. The girls are always amazing and they expect you to touch. The drinks were good and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies has gotten a lot of...

Follies has gotten a lot of high praise so I wanted to check it out myself on my recent visit to Atlanta. Its a hell of a club, and has a lot going for…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Was in Niagara Falls for business...

Was in Niagara Falls for business on Thursday and got done early. Perfect excuse to go check out the downer. drinks were average price - about $6 for a Labatt Blue bottle.…

Moon Lounge

Houston, Texas

So after reading several reviews I...

So after reading several reviews I decided to try for the first time a Korean bar. Got there and as I walked in, noticed that I was the only patron. I sat at the…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

I go to this club from...

I go to this club from time to time. <br> <br> Pros: The dancers are generally very nice and laid back. I have gotten to know a few of them fairly well. Its pretty cheap to go…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in town for Punk...

I was in town for Punk Rock Bowling (taking place DT/Fremont Street) for memorial weekend. We decided to do a few hours of 'vegas' at least during our punk rock overload.... I hadn't been to…

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A nice set of instructional videos

accidentally found these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFRnKwN9po&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Searching Posts

I would like to see a search feature on here so we can read reviews about a particular dancer in a club. Under the old format you could scroll through all of the reviews instead of 10 at a…

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weekend recap

how was your guys' memorial day weekend? What kind of debauchery did you get into? I was originally planning on leaving Miami due to "urban weekend" infecting south beach (where I live) but I ended up getting a hotel room for…

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Naked Grinding

I was with my CF last night. Portland air was just right for me, a little bit of chill in the air though I was able to wear a Nike shirt and Asics running short. She wore a dress that…

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Have I become total Sap?

Have I become total Sap or easy mark for strippers? Strippers are temperamental girls that can become crazy at the drop of a hat. But for the last several years none have gone off on me. At…

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Oral Discussion: Escorts vs OTC P4P Strippers

Now I don't have any experience with either of these, but I've got a couple of questions on this subject. I have heard that most escorts won't do BBBJ, instead they do CBJ. I'm assuming then when y'all fuck a stripper…

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A song to remember all those who didn't make it back.

Immortal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewU-bVAbyRI&feature=youtube_gdata_player I like the song.

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WAITING IS GOOD SOMETIMES

ever had this happen? this was years ago. there were these two girls, one blonde and the other brunette, that worked as hostesses at a nyc clip joint that's no longer around. they didn't wait tables nor were they dancers. they…

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The End of an Era

Okay, I know this is far too deep and complicated for the 6 year olds in this forum to even comprehend, and you're much more comfortable with simple stuff like calling each other faggots, but what the hell...I feel like…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another Vegas trip and I made...

Another Vegas trip and I made a pit stop here to get away from the tables. Called the club and they sent a limo. Tipped the driver $20 and paid $33 for 2…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dropped by Flamingos on a Thursday...

Dropped by Flamingos on a Thursday afternoon. First time there. There was only a couple customers in the place. There were no girls dancing on the stage when I arrived.…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

Didn't gave a great time. Dances...

Didn't gave a great time. Dances are $20/topless or 3 for $40 topless. Nude is $40 or 3 for $100. There are cameras everywhere and not that most people are going to do anything, it…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Was there for about 4 hours...

Was there for about 4 hours sitting with this one dancer who talked my ears off. They had a raid last friday, and no longer have the VIP room. That irked me. Pretty boring til…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went there while visiting ABQ on...

Went there while visiting ABQ on a Tuesday. Got wander when I came in and they scan your ID. I grabbed a seat against the wall. A dancer got off stage and…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

I got to the YR at...

I got to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am. It was my first time in about a year. Things started slow with a girl with huge artificial boobs (She…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in Sunday evening around 11pm...

Stopped in Sunday evening around 11pm to see my new ATF Raven. As I describes in a previous review I think this young lady is absolutely gorgeous and has a great body. For all of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived around 1:45 and there was...

Arrived around 1:45 and there was no valet yet. The usual pat down at the door before entering. Gave a walk through the club and most of the high chairs were already taken, so i…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited with my wife on a...

Visited with my wife on a Sunday evening in the middle of the Memorial Day weekend. In light of the day and holiday, our expectations were not high, and our experience proved that to be…

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To my Brothers and Sisters...

Who did not make it back: I bow to you. I am humbled by you. I thank you.

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When will I learn -22 and fine

Shit. When will I learn the that the really young fine ones aren't worth the effort? Tonight, she was 22 and fine, probably a nine (maybe). I invested time and a lot of money in a futile effort in…

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The second time...

As a RICH STUD who pays hookers for sex, I have learned that second time OTC is an important barometer in measuring whether the inner hooker has really been brought out of a dancer. Uncertain girls will often take the…

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off topic: american sports cars

Anyone else a fan of American sports cars? I have always been a huge corvette and viper fan. While they often lack the "refinement" of their European competitors, one cannot deny they absolutely rape, from a performance standpoint, their price…

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Time magazine

I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…

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Tootsie's stripper takes off clothes, masturbates in jail, deputies say

http://www.local10.com/news/tootsies-stripper-takes-off-clothes-masturbates-in-jail-deputies-say/26095594

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Self explanatory.

http://guyism.com/humor/watch-amateur-stripper-suffer-nasty-pole-fail-smash-face-ground-encore-beach-club.html

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Indy 500

Any race fans out there who plan on watching the classic? Just watching the pre-race. I wonder if today is a good day for Indianspolis strip clubbing? Anybody know or ever been to the 500?

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How Many Bouncers Have You Greased?

Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas hookers who work in strip…

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Hot Chicks In Sports Atitre

C'mon people, I know that I ain't the only one who loves chicks in sports gear. Time to step up to the if leagues and support your team. And fans! C'mon Duke. Stop being a pussy and show some…

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Sometimes Extras...

...cloud my mind and I lose sight/feel of a great lap dance. I'm glad I go to Monarch's every now and then. There's this gorgeous gal there who knows what a lap dance is all about. Unfortunately,…

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How many TUSCLers can you fit in a club at the same time?

Yesterday we managed to get 6 of us into Follies without planning it. The guests were Myself, eyeamlong, snowtime, Joey2002, Chandler & joewebber. Not enough strippers to go around. LOL.

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"She Belongs To Me"

Listening to some Bob Dylan albums on my iPad, I came across a song that reminds me--in some stanzas at least--of my ATF. To make the point more clear, I've substituted "she's a stripper" for Dylan's "she's an artist." "She…

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Signs of Fertility: Know When A Stripper Is Ovulating

Guys, lemme tell ya a secret. Be armed with this information and you will have something to pull up your sleeve for that moments when things are going your way. Here are signs you must look for: 1) Her skin stands out, like…

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Girls And Cars

I exhibited my 1948 Packard Custom Eight at an auto show today. There were two older cars than mine at this show - a mid-1920s Model T and a late 1930s LaSalle. All the rest were from the 1950s, 1960s,…

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strip club financing

I'm looking for investors or financing to buy a strip club in atlanta GA

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I don't know why

I don't know why, but for some reason I really like this photo. Any ideas? http://www.imagefap.com/photo/89758797/

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Slicks's Friday Night

About 5 pm pst, this cute Wiccan chick(I know, cute & Wiccan usually don't go hand in hand) came on over to Slickolopolis. When I met her last week I intrigued her with stories of my poison garden.…

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So dude can't get women, shoots up the place

So, opinions on the shootings in Isla Vista area? Apparently he was a 22 year old virgin. Maybe he should have hit a strip club or two, cool off with some naked chicks. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/shooting-isla-vista-uc-santa-barbara-260505021.html

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Bottle Service

Anyone gone for the bottle service in any of the Frisco clubs ? Does it get you more attention from the girls ?

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Best Dallas Club for Extras?

Which clubs inthe dallas area have dancers that are more open foor extras or otc? If you know of a specific dancer to recommend thatbwould he awesome also. I did hit Baby Dolls at lunch on Wednesday and…

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hj

Is getting an over the pants hj sex?

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fingering bouncers assholes

im 200% right now. i dont ask i just tell em bend over and take it like a man.

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fri night

Fri night 20mg ambien down 8ball of coke chop it in lines 35mg roxis in lines mixed with the blow Great weed Gran Patron Platinum Louis xiii cognac Pineapple juice mixers One 20 year old 5t 9 jet black hired stripper with fake DD's, a…

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A LMN Tribute by the hardest person on earth

James woke up knowing that after a day of bagging groceries that tonight was the night. You see James has been saving for this and has it all plainer out this could be his wildest night ever. James gets a…

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French mayor 'castrated and killed by jealous husband'

The mayor of a village in north-western France has been castrated and killed by a jealous husband, reports say. Dominique Leboucher, 55, was murdered on Thursday night by a man who accused him of having an affair with his wife, police…

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Is a lap dance sex?

I have heard my ex says a lap dance is having sex with a woman. I place the bar higher for sex. I guess I need a hobby but the other day I made a list of the dancers I have…

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Fingering the pussy

In your experience, do most dancers let you finger their pussy? I'm asking this question, because in my area if you want to touch the dancer you have to do VIP. In VIP you can touch anywhere besides the pussy. Having…

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Sucking Tits

In your experience, do most strippers let you suck their tits? I ask this because obviously a lot of dancers have brushed their tits across my mouth over the years, but I've only attempted to suck the tits of two dancers.…

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ATF

Reading the replies to shadowcat's recent inquiry as to the type of club where we met or ATF made me wonder. Does anyone still have that first and only ATF? I do and for about 14 years and counting.

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Weird shit to impress strippers with...

Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29331) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable. I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for…

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Strippers and Stripper Shit

In a world of aliases, implants, and lies, is stripper shit always "stripper shit" even when it's the truth? Here's an example. A stripper tells you how big your dick is(or how tight your pussy is-Lopaw) and you…

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What Kind of Suit Do You Wear To The Clubs?

My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time, makes me forget that I…

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A Stripper's Complaint

"All my ex-boyfriends are in prison or jail or have been. " She did not seem to understand that this had something to do with who she decided to date.

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Two Realities, Two Bangs

Ok, this is a little weird Thursday night, I a bit trying to figure this out so that it is a win-win. Anyway. 30 minutes ago, the CF called me up asking me to pick her up, sounds like a date, yes…

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Happy early memorial day weekend !

Anyone got plans to party or have some fun and drinks?

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Camel something meteor shower Saturday night.

Something to watch if you leave the strip club before dawn and drive back down some dark roads. Brand new virgin camel t.. something or other. just heard it for real. I used to like to get back…

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Do you guys ever wonder if a dancer ghost may have followed you home one night?

I just saw a white shadow walk by in the corner of my vision. Makes me wonder. Maybe all the blood from a piranha movie is scaring the ghost.

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Townie Bar vs. City Club

One of the interesting delineations I'm seeing a lot here is those who prefer the smaller-town places versus those who are fans of the more Vegas-style clubs you see in the bigger cities. Seems like folks who are used…

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What can you get for $300

Today I was at a club talking to a dancer. Cute, probably about an 8. Anyway, unsolicited, she starts talking about giving a blow job in VIP. She mentioned 250 for the BJ. With house fee…

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Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe

Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Bieber If the "erratic" singer doesn't accept the offer to become a spokesperson for Hustler clubs, it's going to Charlie Sheen! Posted May 19th,…

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Intereting OT.

http://gizmodo.com/on-this-day-in-1899-the-first-speeding-arrest-happened-1579044541/+zacestrada

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"Dirtiest" Locations for Clubs

What do you think are the most extras-prevalent/"dirtiest" areas of the country for clubs to be in? e.g. where would it be relatively impossible for a stripper to make a living if she did not want to have sex for…

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I have an interview for a floor manager position, advice?

I have a interview at a gentlemen's club for a floor manager position. I have been to a couple of clubs a handful of times but never worked for one. I have years of hospitality management experience but want to…

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Hey Yoda

What kind of dick are you ? You kick TUSCL members off your site for copying and pasting, yet you're a member on this site? TUSCL has some cool female members, yet the girls on your site sound like stripper poles are…

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What makes a dancer a Fav?

For me, it's a combination* of Looks (duh) - Cute, slim, brunette, natural C-cups Dancing style - slow, sensual, intimate, hands-on Personality - Fun, flirty, chatty, sassy So how about you? *Goes without saying that she's not a ROB, bonus points if she seems to…

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Stripperweb girls venting

pretty funny https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192153-Letters-you-wish-you-could-send-to-customers-(vent-away)

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What kind of strip club did you meet your ATF at?

1)High mileage - extras readily available 2)Medium mileage - mutual groping but no extras 3)Low mileage - no touching It was a #2 for me.

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I wish I could....

We always keep seeing pictures of ugly strippers on here. Anyone else wish they could post a pic of their ATF but won't do so out of respect for privacy. My ATF (retired) is a near 10

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New Detroit Area Club?

I heard through the SC grapevine that the people who operate Penthouse Club in Detroit are opening another club. It is supposed to be called something like Fox Hole or Foxx Hole and will located in Troy, Michigan. Possible opening…

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From the SW Diaries - "is my body ready for stripping" (Photos included althoug

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?193098-Another-quot-is-my-body-ready-for-stripping-quot-thread

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You learn something new every day

Here is what I learned today. I was at the auto parts store in a small town. The dude at the auto store starts arguing with me about weather it is better to live in a small town or the…

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I'm still laughing at "The Pic"

you know...the one where a tiny piece of paper covers up most of the car? Haha...worst example of "proof" I've ever seen.

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Why do strippers care if you are married or in a relationship?

So, I am at a club and having a conversation with a stripper. After a few dances she asked me if I am married, even checks my hand for a ring. Then ask if I have a…

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having a significant other and p4p with strippers...

For those of you with significant others, why do you do p4p with strippers? Do you feel bad/guilty about it? I have a girlfriend. On again/off again. Very volatile relationship. Drug use. Physical violence a few times. Still, it contributes to…

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Stripper provides jail guards with X rated show.

MAY 20--A Florida strip club employee gave jail guards an X-rated show early yesterday after she was booked into custody for slapping a patrolman. While investigating the reported theft of an iPad, cops encountered Lakeisha Johnson at around 1:20 AM. The…

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MIckey's in Fayetteville NC busted for drugs

LUMBERTON, NC - Several NC agencies capped an undercover operation on Friday with a busts at a strip club in Fayetteville and other establishments in Robeson County and Cumberland County. The N.C. Department of Public Safety Alcohol Law Enforcement has requested…

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big natural tits and thin waist

Gentlemen, I am trying to find a stripper with big natural tits and a thin waist. The tits must be at least DD and very soft. Please let me know where to find her (club, name, schedule). Please include also…

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Only one night in Vegas...

Should I spend it at the Spearmint Rhino or Palomino?

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Only one night in Vegas...

Should I spend it at the Spearmint Rhino or Palomino?

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Stripping for College

I saw this on ABC's Nightline, early this morning: The G-String Scholarship: College Students Strip to Pay Tuition Costs (7:39) ​http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/college-students-strip-pay-tuition-costs/story?id=23782754 Seems like the girls interviewed have realistic expectations, but I would also like to hear dancers interviewed from less upscale clubs…

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Figured Out How to Pay Hookers for Sex! (Only Took Me 10 Years!)

Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years!

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Feel depressed leaving ATF

One year ago, I met my ATF, and since then had a bumpy journey. There were peaks and troughs, but I kept coming back to her. Recently I realized both of us are moving out of the city very soon,…

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Song length ... why cut them ?

I'm not much of an extras guy although I do partake every now and then – but I do like getting lots of good-mileage LDs. One of the things that has been pissing me off about many SCs lately is the…