Damn! Well let me start off...

Damn! Well let me start off by saying that no one there speaks English. Every waitress or waiter wants to hustle you for "de ice" even if you only have 2 24s on you. The girl at the door cute but then the fat man asks you for hamburger money. A tip in other words. The darkness it's on purpose, cuz out of 12 girls, 2 were fine, the rest hopeless. The real hot ones dont dance on stage what a shame! Hot blonde girl with long hair looked like she belonged on one of those Mexican talk shows. The dollar dance came on and this short hobbit looking big nasty booty girl comes and starts grabbing my junk. I gave her $5 so she would go away. Afterwards she came to ask me if I wanted a private dance and she would take care of me for $40. No no no, if I'm going to pay my hard earned cash it's gonna be for premium steak. So I found my Mexican mamacita and since she knows she's hot she took me for everything I had $200! Well worth it though! Only bad thing the rhino from earlier was giving a bj in the booth next to mine.