new device to keep cats off of you

But I love pussy!!! Is there a device that works the opposite way and draws it to me, like walking into a strip club with juice?

Olde teacher:
"Lookest over there! A pussy"!

Student: "hey it's just a cat"!

Olde teacher:
"Ha..Haaaa!........madest thou look"

Its kind of like a car wash. Except nothing needs to move as the cat can move themselves. Don't know if cats would really go for this, without having to see another cat that uses it.

SJG

Im taking a shit

$20 for a vegetable brush mounted on a piece of carpet. It sort of reminds me of cleaning the silk off corn cobs :).

I wouldn't want the cat in my avatar to stay off me!