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Joke of the Day

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 9:22 AM
Your mama is so fat, when she bends over to adjust her shoe, someone throws a saddle on her.

12 comments

  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Yee haw, cowboy.
  • sofaking87
    10 years ago
    Lol!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    Yo mama was rotten to the core, but she was great to the Army!
  • Fanky
    10 years ago
    lol
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • londonguy
    10 years ago
    In the middle of the last night I swallowed some cat medicine by mistake, don't ask meow.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    @LG-Hahahahaha.
  • Lookin_for_wet
    10 years ago
    Your mom is so fat , that she has to pay for two seats when she travels
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Your mama so fat she shops for clothes at the tent and awnings store
  • minnow
    10 years ago
    A salesman (S) was giving a sales demo of his special machine to a youngish very successful, but obnoxiously arrogant executive.(YE) This machine (M) could answer any question. The sales demo went like this: YE: "Where is my father now." M : "He's trout fishing in the Sierras." YE: "That's impossible, my father died 5 years ago." "This machine is worthless, I'm not buying it." S : "I'm confident in this machine,though it may still have a few bugs." "Why don't you try asking the same question in a different way." YE: "Where is my mothers' husband now?" M : "Your mothers' husband has been dead for 5 years, your father just landed a ten pound trout."
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    Minnow: Are you sure that wasn't a tuna fish?
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