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mikeya02

Your mama is so fat, when she bends over to adjust her shoe, someone throws a saddle on her.

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ATACdawg

Yo mama was rotten to the core, but she was great to the Army!

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londonguy

In the middle of the last night I swallowed some cat medicine by mistake, don't ask meow.

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Lookin_for_wet

Your mom is so fat , that she has to pay for two seats when she travels

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crazyjoe

Your mama so fat she shops for clothes at the tent and awnings store

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minnow

A salesman (S) was giving a sales demo of his special machine to a youngish very successful, but obnoxiously arrogant executive.(YE) This machine (M) could answer any question. The sales demo went like this:

YE: "Where is my father now."

M : "He's trout fishing in the Sierras."

YE: "That's impossible, my father died 5 years ago." "This machine is

worthless, I'm not buying it."

S : "I'm confident in this machine,though it may still have a few bugs."

"Why don't you try asking the same question in a different way."

YE: "Where is my mothers' husband now?"

M : "Your mothers' husband has been dead for 5 years, your father just

 landed a ten pound trout."
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ATACdawg

Minnow: Are you sure that wasn't a tuna fish?

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