Joke of the Day

Yee haw, cowboy.

Lol!

Yo mama was rotten to the core, but she was great to the Army!

lol

Lol

In the middle of the last night I swallowed some cat medicine by mistake, don't ask meow.

Lol

@LG-Hahahahaha.

Your mom is so fat , that she has to pay for two seats when she travels

Your mama so fat she shops for clothes at the tent and awnings store

A salesman (S) was giving a sales demo of his special machine to a youngish very successful, but obnoxiously arrogant executive.(YE) This machine (M) could answer any question. The sales demo went like this:
YE: "Where is my father now."
M : "He's trout fishing in the Sierras."
YE: "That's impossible, my father died 5 years ago." "This machine is
worthless, I'm not buying it."
S : "I'm confident in this machine,though it may still have a few bugs."
"Why don't you try asking the same question in a different way."
YE: "Where is my mothers' husband now?"
M : "Your mothers' husband has been dead for 5 years, your father just
landed a ten pound trout."

Minnow: Are you sure that wasn't a tuna fish?