So there is this cute Italian stripper (with the a Italian flag tatted on lower back. Has the sexiest blue eyes. Hot as hell, comes up from Charleston on the weekends. At any rate, she's an ROB. And so is her roommate (only the she's so god awful ugly I don't think she'll have to opportunity).
Anyway. Talked me into Champagne room. And fail to deliver. Then had the balls to ask me if I wanted to do another hour. Right...
So here my payback, at least the TUSCL'ers are gonna know not to give you the time o'day.


That's PP Columbia.