Rickyboy Duggan sighting at dive bar!
Mate27
TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
I was sitting at the bar having my $6 pitcher of draft beer checking out all the bitches and hoes with little luck. I tipped $2 onstage to a dancer when all of a sudden a well dressed man in a 3 piece suit showed up. He was high fiving security and even slipped the dj a $20 before cozying up to order a drink. I saw his order of top shelf scotch and knew we were in for a show. All of us middle aged men in our t-shirts and gym shorts had our work cut out for us if we were going to get any action. The hottie I was talking to suddenly disappeared after a couple songs so I could then observe the workings of this sharp dressed man.
Let me tell you I learned a lot this day on how to score big with the lady dancers. Rickyboy sat back real cool like at the bar, and he made direct eye contact with all the georgeous babes that walked by him. Once one stopped by to ask his name. He took her hand in his and introduced himself with a big smile while pulling her into his body ever so slightly so she knew he was interested. I saw how their eyes never unlocked and he was engaged in her conversation, treating her like a lady with upmost respect. I say this because as soon as she asked if he wanted a dance he respectfully declined, but slipped her a $5 bill and thanked her for her time.
I hung around for another 30 minutes or so after that to see what else would materialize. Wow the chicks just kept piling on good ol' Rickyboy like cordwood. Each girl that came by him was captivated by his charm and extravagant suit. He truly was way better dressed than the rest of us. I felt like a tool in my flip flops, tshirt, and gym shorts trying to get some cheap ass in this 90 + degree heat in phoenix. I never knew what I was missing out on until I saw how a well dressed man got so much attention.
I was miserable after Rickyboy showed up. Every girl that I tipped a $1 on stage wouldn't come back and talk to me. The hottie who left me earlier ended up walking over to Rickyboy, and he ordered her a drink. 10 minutes later after they finished having this drink, she pulled out her phone and they exchanged digits! Well she is no longer my ATF!! Needless to say after all my years of experience I've learned a new lesson. Look like you got money, pay direct attention to the lady, and tip well with a smile on your face, and most of all dress in a 3 piece suit even in 90 degree heat in a dive bar!
The only thing that would question me in thinking this was the "real" Rickyboy Duggan was the fact that the man was an athletic well built black man, but he played his system well! Wish you all could have been there......
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Looks like his The System is sweeping the nation, though!
gone out of fashion.
Cant breath from laughter and cant see cuz of tears !!!!
True dat Slick.
Superhero outfits never go out of style either.
I like dressing up as Batman when I club. Most of the chicks know Bruce Wayne is a billionaire and really want to come back to stately Wayne Manor with me. I tell 'em that the Batmobile is just disguised as a Prius when they get to the parking lot.
I gotta tell you this was the most fun I've had at a club since back in the day when I used to pull sluts to come home with me without spending a dime :-)!! I mean with all my new found confidence all I had to do was look at a chic and she would stop and say hi to me. Of course you must tip them $5, $10, or $20 for their time, so you impress upon them that u have money, and can give them a quick cash infusion. That was all I had to do, and once they saw how I played the part if a bigshot, then it was hook, line, and sinker for me bringing in the babes.
I must admit I went home alone that evening. Not sure why, but somehow I couldn't find the courage to ask them to come to my hotel room with me. I froze every time I mustered up the right words to say. I was really waiting for one of them to come out and ask me herself to meet up afterwords and exchange digits, but alas it never happened! The moon must have been full out that night. Well I guess you can't win them all :-(....
Next time I wear my leisure suit at the dive bar I won't hang out at the tip rail much. I'm just gonna relax real cool like at the bar, and not act so desperate, you know....let them come to me and pick my prize! I also need some tips on how to ask for the business. Feels like a frog in my throat every time I almost tell a dancer that I don't handle my business ITC. Live and learn, right?
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Well played!! Hope you took the price tags off.
This is a fine body of work. Hope it wins a Pulitzer.
I saw him in a serious conversation with the bouncer and after about 5-10 minutes they finished their chat with a brotherly hug. The two shook hands with each other and the classic exchange of money slipped from Rickyboy's hand to the bouncer, and then he slipped out of the club. Obviously today wasn't the day for Rickyboy, but by the looks of things he was probably setting himself up for a future OTC meeting on his next visit.
The system is a well rounded attack and persistence occurs no matter the environs at play.
Oh, BTW - Do I actually have to wear the suit at the club for it to work?
One more piece of advice! Try not to arrange more than one OTC at the same club. U know how dancers talk, and if they catch wind that you're sleeping with another, she just might get pissed off and trash your hotel room where u do your OTC at.
Who thinks of this shiznit! Is it real?
I saw one today and the high was 108!