A stripper with whom I'm Facebook friends recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend. She has been complaining on Facebook that she has to start over from nothing, and since she does not have a bed or a table or a chair to her name, she is putting out appeals for people to help her. Now if she was asking friends to give her used or excess furniture and kitchen implements, I would see nothing wrong with that. But instead she has put a wish list on Amazon. She is asking people to buy the items and have them delivered directly to her new apartment.
The next time I need things I'm going to put a wish list on Amazon. I hope you guys will all buy me something nice.
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Jack...are you actually a HAWT 19-year old redhead with natural D-cups and a groovy landing strip? If yes, do you dig anal action? If yes to both, can we have some fun together if I buy you shit off your wish list.
If not, I don't think you'll have any luck.
I laugh when you go on porn chick or escort sites and they have wish lists. My only wish is for wish lists to not exist.
What's wrong with wish lists?
"I see you have a sofa on your Amazon wish list. Want me to make a down payment?"
"Yes, please."
"Suck me."
Seems pretty simple
bet the whole list is top notch stuff, isn't it
Naw, probably IKEA crap. Most strippers have no clue about quality furniture. Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back.
Spic: "Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back."
LOL!
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