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A Stripper Wish LIst

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A stripper with whom I'm Facebook friends recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend. She has been complaining on Facebook that she has to start over from nothing, and since she does not have a bed or a table or a chair to her name, she is putting out appeals for people to help her. Now if she was asking friends to give her used or excess furniture and kitchen implements, I would see nothing wrong with that. But instead she has put a wish list on Amazon. She is asking people to buy the items and have them delivered directly to her new apartment.

The next time I need things I'm going to put a wish list on Amazon. I hope you guys will all buy me something nice.

6 comments

  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Jack...are you actually a HAWT 19-year old redhead with natural D-cups and a groovy landing strip? If yes, do you dig anal action? If yes to both, can we have some fun together if I buy you shit off your wish list.

    If not, I don't think you'll have any luck.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    I laugh when you go on porn chick or escort sites and they have wish lists. My only wish is for wish lists to not exist.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    What's wrong with wish lists?

    "I see you have a sofa on your Amazon wish list. Want me to make a down payment?"

    "Yes, please."

    "Suck me."

    Seems pretty simple
  • impala
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    10 years ago
    bet the whole list is top notch stuff, isn't it
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Naw, probably IKEA crap. Most strippers have no clue about quality furniture. Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back.
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    Spic: "Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back."

    LOL!
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