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A Stripper Wish LIst

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A stripper with whom I'm Facebook friends recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend. She has been complaining on Facebook that she has to start over from nothing, and since she does not have a bed or a table or a chair to her name, she is putting out appeals for people to help her. Now if she was asking friends to give her used or excess furniture and kitchen implements, I would see nothing wrong with that. But instead she has put a wish list on Amazon. She is asking people to buy the items and have them delivered directly to her new apartment.

The next time I need things I'm going to put a wish list on Amazon. I hope you guys will all buy me something nice.

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zipman68

Jack...are you actually a HAWT 19-year old redhead with natural D-cups and a groovy landing strip? If yes, do you dig anal action? If yes to both, can we have some fun together if I buy you shit off your wish list.

If not, I don't think you'll have any luck.

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SlickSpic

I laugh when you go on porn chick or escort sites and they have wish lists. My only wish is for wish lists to not exist.

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georgmicrodong

What's wrong with wish lists?

"I see you have a sofa on your Amazon wish list. Want me to make a down payment?"

"Yes, please."

"Suck me."

Seems pretty simple

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impala

bet the whole list is top notch stuff, isn't it

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SlickSpic

Naw, probably IKEA crap. Most strippers have no clue about quality furniture. Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back.

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Dougster

Spic: "Reclaimed wood to a stripper is getting a lost whale on Viagra back."

LOL!

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