A stripper with whom I'm Facebook friends recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend. She has been complaining on Facebook that she has to start over from nothing, and since she does not have a bed or a table or a chair to her name, she is putting out appeals for people to help her. Now if she was asking friends to give her used or excess furniture and kitchen implements, I would see nothing wrong with that. But instead she has put a wish list on Amazon. She is asking people to buy the items and have them delivered directly to her new apartment.
The next time I need things I'm going to put a wish list on Amazon. I hope you guys will all buy me something nice.
Jack...are you actually a HAWT 19-year old redhead with natural D-cups and a groovy landing strip? If yes, do you dig anal action? If yes to both, can we have some fun together if I buy you shit off your wish list.
If not, I don't think you'll have any luck.