I Think That Stripper Really Liked Me

What do we get? A couple of dozens of those threads here per year?

@Dougster: Note the source.

I think I know that girl. :)

"She's dancing to put herself through med school"

Dang it! Kandi is just the kind of high quality stripper we're losing to the economic boom as they increasingly become full time students supported by their increasingly well off parents.

From The Onion. 'Nuff said!!

This shit made me bust in tears....from insane laughter....

Its a classic ricky faggot boy whisky review

Boooooooooooooom !!!!

Sippy still winning !

This sounds like soo many reviews I've read over the years from pathetic losers in their rookie seasons lol.....and yes that means im even larfing at myself as a pathetic loser in my rookie season........know donr get me wrong it can happen..trust me ive lived it.....but 9 out if 10 your just watching a pro do her thang...and damn is it intoxicating to be apart of.......takes a lot to pull a Vet such as myself...lol....da juice be larfing......th is article slayed me....quick not...the term PL aka is ok...pathitic losers is what some club hounds call themselves...not this guy...im pro...lol....if you can even believe that...lol....kang sippy will be bake

Funny stuff. Acting a fool and posting that crap on the onion

10 to 1 every single one of us here has had a similar experience, but many won't admit it. I know i have during most every club visit. :)

Well depends on what club you're at - most girls say it's med school or psychology degree but at big arts in Detroit it's finishing cosmetology school or their temp degree at Ross! Lol

thats how i feel every time sucks dick

Tracerr,

Don't you wish we could edit posts? :)

Most of the dancers I meet are dancing their way through welding school.

Absolutely me in my rookie year....wait, I'm still in my rookie year. Douh!!!

@clubber not really i know i throw way more then i should especially when i know in the back of my head there just in it for the money but damn it feels good =D

derp realized what you meant

It would be more entertaining if I hadn't already read it two or three times over the last several years.

I noticed a link to economic boom times on the page. moneymorning.com

It doesn't have to be that bad. Just get the GDP up to over 5% and lay off several government workers to cut spending. Boom times for real then, Start it by firing the guy in charge now. However such a plan would raise the price of extras. I'm ok with higher priced extras if the money in my 401k can still buy a whole lot.

Tracerr,

"derp"?

lmao gotta love The Onion :)

@clubber sorry thats gamer slang from playing to much WoW inbetween work/sc

Its a joke, right? You realize the Onion is all satire and shit right?

@J40-I know people who thought The Onion was real news.

"She's dancing to put herself through med school"

I knew it was satire. If it had been real, she would been in 'nursing' school.

Some people are just clueless about pop culture, lol.

Wonder if Dougster figured it out yet?

Didn't North Korea once threaten to go to war over an Onion article?

Motorhead. No -- the med school thing is totally real. Totes McGotes.

With the economic boom we keep hearing about, most strippers will become nurses but the smartest strippers will become doctors. Let's be real, she's going to a D.O. school. But still...

And the last I heard the Onion had dropped the satire bit. You should now believe everything in that paper. It has the highest journalistic standards.

Funny how everyone now is stumbling all over themselves with "oh yeah, everyone knows the Onion is satire!!!"

^^^ But jerikson dude, it ISN'T satire. They gave that shit up. This story is 100% heart attack serious. That stripper really liked the dude that wrote they story. They're going to get married and at the wedding the groom will be a gentleman and tell all the party guests to tuck money in the side of he G-string, not the front.

Trac,

I have enough problem with good ol' English. All the other "language" going on today, a blur at best. :)