joke of the evening
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President obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID. The teller said you've got to prove who you are.
obama said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time and again. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And obama said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”
obama said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time and again. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And obama said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”
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PC, me? Not gonna happen!
Who is George, Jr.?
rock,
I don't expect my Presidents to be "the sharpest pencil in the box", However, I do expect them to have many sharp pencils in the box with them, AND listen to the advice given. Reagan, by far, very far, the best in my time, but there are only 12 of them. Carter and obama, the pits.
Many thought obama was the smartest man in the world, turns out, not even close, and he doesn't listen to the sharp pencils around him. If he did, we likely wouldn't be dealing with this ISIS BS!
EX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DpBwmN66…
According to many economists, the President has little to no effect on the economy, despite what Presidents like to believe when it's good, and opposing Congressional leaders might claim when its bad. :)
He is dull and YOU don't even f$%#ing know he is NOT a Jr.? What a fool you show yourself to be!
I always am. :)
Yes, I f$%#ing know he's technically not a "junior." I -- and many people I know -- have always referred to him as "Junior" and "George Junior." Nuts, I'm not a junior either, and a lot of people have called me "junior."
Now go f$%# your fool!