Today's Joke

You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your CF is on the cover of Hustler, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

...and bacon, lots of bacon

nice

And pink tacos for dinner

JS69,

Sometimes I'd like to see myself on that milk carton.

It's kinda scary when you see one of your favorite strippers on the back of a milk carton. :)

it would be shocking to see a TUSCL member on a box of Wheaties

We talked about this before on Shadowcat's thread about the one asking him how he liked his eggs cooked. I like mine scrambled.

sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/ SJG

ex-Doors Moscow 2011 youtube.com

My picture is on a box of "Cheesy Poofs". That count for anything?

I remember just having a mustache. I put on a sombrero. I looked like the dude on the bottle of Tapatio. I took off the sombrero and shaved.

Perfect breakfast? Legs and eggs at the Foxy Lady, Friday morning at 7 am.

Q: Why is steve229 often found drinking out of milk cartons in the aisles of supermarkets? A: Because the cartons do say "open here".