Today's Joke

12 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your CF is on the cover of Hustler, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  ...and bacon, lots of bacon
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  nice
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  And pink tacos for dinner
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  JS69,
  
  Sometimes I'd like to see myself on that milk carton.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  It's kinda scary when you see one of your favorite strippers on the back of a milk carton. :)
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  it would be shocking to see a TUSCL member on a box of Wheaties
• san_jose_guy

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  10 years ago

  We talked about this before on Shadowcat's thread about the one asking him how he liked his eggs cooked. I like mine scrambled.
  
  sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
  SJG
  
  ex-Doors Moscow 2011
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj8QX80OsUI
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  My picture is on a box of "Cheesy Poofs". That count for anything?
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I remember just having a mustache. I put on a sombrero. I looked like the dude on the bottle of Tapatio. I took off the sombrero and shaved.
• skibum609

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  10 years ago

  Perfect breakfast? Legs and eggs at the Foxy Lady, Friday morning at 7 am.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Q: Why is steve229 often found drinking out of milk cartons in the aisles of supermarkets?
  A: Because the cartons do say "open here".