Fuck-Marry-Kill:Asian Playboy Edition

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• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Oshima- bad driver Reyes-scored 2400 on SAT Sung Hi Lee - will play on LPGA next year
• crsm27

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  10 years ago

  They are Asian... I want to fuck them all.....but after that... Fuck.... Ryes Marry - Oshima Kill - Lee
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  Good lord, who'd want to kill any of them. I'll take Pia Reyes for a permanent fuck buddy though. I can rub my face in that gorgeous muff all day, and who knows, she might not give a shit about the smaller than average equipment.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Sung Hi Lee is THE one that got me to the point I am about Asian women. I would worship her. The others, I'm up for anything. Kill any, NEVER!
• Cheo_D

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  10 years ago

  Sorry, with this set here it's Fuck SHL, Marry Reyes (if only because she's age-appropriate for me, Fuck Hiromi. I will not consider a kill for any of these ladies. Oh, if absolutely have to do something mean to one of them, at worst I'll consider keeping Hiromi captive in my basement for a long time...
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  My yellow fever list: Kiana Tom (what I wouldn't do) Kira Kener Akira Lane Lisa Boyle Ava Devine Tia Carerra Kobe Tai Asa Akira
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  Oh, and does Tera Patrick count? 'Cause if she does ...
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Yeah, I'm probably closer to Anonymous Jim's list....those three are, to me, more "pretty" than "hot". That's why, even though I love Asians, I tend to prefer the darker skinned SE Asian/South Pacific chicks instead of the Japanese/Korean/Chinese looking chicks. There's a world of difference. The darker skinned, mixed SE Asian chicks tend to be a lot hotter and nastier. I had to look all those women up, and none of them really impressed me. Now Asa Akira is a notable and rare Japanese exception.
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  Funny thing is, most of the ones I listed are a euro-asian mix. Kiana Tom is Hawaiian, Chinese and Irish. Kira Kener is Vietnamese and Norwegian. Lisa Boyle doesn't claim any asian background (there's got to be something, and one site says Filipino), but does claim Polish, Irish and Lithuanian. Ava Devine, Chinese, Italian and Spanish. Tia Carerre is Chinese, Spanish and Filipino. Tera Patrick is Thai, English and Dutch. Akira Lane is entirely pacific islander, at least, half-Japanese and half-Hawaiian. Same for Kobe Tai, who is half-Thai (duh) and half-Japanese. Asa Akira is entirely Japanese. You learn something every day.
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Yeah, the mixed part is what often makes them hot, IMO. I *think* Japanese and Chinese and Korean are fairly "pure" races (or whatever the correct term is) and that they didn't have European rule to make them mixed. Though my knowledge of shit like that is pretty much nonexistent so I could be totally off. But I think SE Asians are generally more likely mixed with Spanish and other countries who overtook and ruled those countries.
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Which is why I think the Hawaiian, Thai, Filipina, Vietnamese, and Pacific Islanders are the hottest of the "Asian" chicks. By far.
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  Could well be, though I believe history shows that China has been sliced and diced a number of different ways by colonial powers through history, and there is a lot of Chinese on that list, so that might play in. All I know is this: As people become more mobile, I think we're going to see a lot more of these great mixes. Heck, you could have the purest, bustiest, fittest Irishwoman get together with the purest, most handsome Japanese man and you could end up with one hell of a hot, redheaded, freckled, doe-eyed, nicely boobed mix (unlikely, given red hair is usually a recessive trait, but if it happened, DAMN).
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  ".....hot, redheaded, freckled...." Sorry dude. Mutually exclusive. The International Council on Hot and Super Hot Women voted 98-0 that you can't be redheaded, freckled, and hot. Just doesn't work.
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  Maybe you think I'm talking freckled like covered in them. Like this: [view link] No, I'm talking about a light splattering ... just enough to know the redhead thing isn't faked. Not even on the face, necessarily. Take Nikki Rhodes for example: [view link]
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Sorry dude....I get your point, but the Council clearly outlined in their ruling that the reason why redheaded, freckled women cannot be hot, even if there is only a light smattering of freckles, is what, by necessity, goes with it. And that is this sickly pale white skin. And as the foto of Nikki Rhodes so clearly highlights, it it also often accompanied by the undefined and un-curvy body of a 12 year old boy. I mean, just look at those legs and feet. No definition or muscle tone whatsoever. Just a flat white skin. Note that this is also an affliction extremely common to Japanese and related Asian women. Pale, white, no definition whatsoever. Not good. Unacceptable.
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  By the way dude, if you had told me that was actually a foto of a guy with a chick's head Photoshopped on it, I would have believed it. To me, that foto is not only not hot, it's kind of sickening. Looks like a guy's body. I'm serious.