Fuck-Marry-Kill:Asian Playboy Edition
SlickSpic
Good morning and a good Friday to one and to all. Today's edition of F-M-K is a special, sweet & sour episode. We have a trio of sloe-eyed, erotic, and exotic geishas for you pleasure. Today's lovely contestants are-
Hiromi Oshima
Pia Reyes
Sung Hi Lee
Let the games begin, kai-ya!
Hiromi Oshima
Pia Reyes
Sung Hi Lee
Let the games begin, kai-ya!
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Reyes-scored 2400 on SAT
Sung Hi Lee - will play on LPGA next year
Fuck.... Ryes
Marry - Oshima
Kill - Lee
Kiana Tom (what I wouldn't do)
Kira Kener
Akira Lane
Lisa Boyle
Ava Devine
Tia Carerra
Kobe Tai
Asa Akira
I had to look all those women up, and none of them really impressed me. Now Asa Akira is a notable and rare Japanese exception.
Kiana Tom is Hawaiian, Chinese and Irish.
Kira Kener is Vietnamese and Norwegian.
Lisa Boyle doesn't claim any asian background (there's got to be something, and one site says Filipino), but does claim Polish, Irish and Lithuanian.
Ava Devine, Chinese, Italian and Spanish.
Tia Carerre is Chinese, Spanish and Filipino.
Tera Patrick is Thai, English and Dutch.
Akira Lane is entirely pacific islander, at least, half-Japanese and half-Hawaiian. Same for Kobe Tai, who is half-Thai (duh) and half-Japanese. Asa Akira is entirely Japanese.
You learn something every day.
All I know is this: As people become more mobile, I think we're going to see a lot more of these great mixes. Heck, you could have the purest, bustiest, fittest Irishwoman get together with the purest, most handsome Japanese man and you could end up with one hell of a hot, redheaded, freckled, doe-eyed, nicely boobed mix (unlikely, given red hair is usually a recessive trait, but if it happened, DAMN).
Sorry dude. Mutually exclusive. The International Council on Hot and Super Hot Women voted 98-0 that you can't be redheaded, freckled, and hot. Just doesn't work.
No, I'm talking about a light splattering ... just enough to know the redhead thing isn't faked. Not even on the face, necessarily. Take Nikki Rhodes for example: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83zn9…
I mean, just look at those legs and feet. No definition or muscle tone whatsoever. Just a flat white skin.
Note that this is also an affliction extremely common to Japanese and related Asian women. Pale, white, no definition whatsoever.
Not good. Unacceptable.