Healthy Obsessives

The young man gradually came to..... stiff as a board and in pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function. A gorgeous nurse was hovering over him. It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident. The nurse gave him a deep and steady heartfelt look straight in the eyes and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." He somehow managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"