OT: Face Mask And Hazmat Suit Companies' Shares Explode Higher On Monday

This is TUSCL. There is only ONE boom. And that BOOM! belongs to Sippycup.

I came from work last night and my Italian grandmother was making dinner in celebration of Columbus Day. When I walked in the door she said to me: "Sitta down, I'ma make you a big ebola spaghetti!"

I don't know SlickSpic...the Steve-dude has pointed out something remarkable here. The theory had been that the coming economic boom would cause all strippers to shift their careers to nursing, real estate, and waitressing at upscale cocktail bars. But here we see evidence of a whole new career avenue:

Ebola facemask fashion designer!

#ebola.strippers

@Zip-We'll see what Sippy has to say.