Penelope Cruz is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2014

Other than Nancy Pelosi, who else reads Esquire?

Who voted ?

So this is the sexiest woman alive?

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/…

"Who voted ?"

Senator Ted Cruz?

She is sexy but not sexiest woman in the world

Why is it I rarely even know of so many names posted on TUSCL? Loveiy exotic looking woman, yes. Sexy, not so much. Sexy and beautiful need not be conjoined.

Regardless I would not kick her out for eating in bed>

Ok, I'm shallow - no woman who is 40 can possibly be the sexiest woman alive.

Hmmm I think Motörhead is right. I can see someone north of 40 being in the top 10 but not taking the grand prize. Nobody can beat gravity.

motor/shailynn,

Me thinks you are confusing beauty with sexy. As I said above, they "need not be conjoined."

Mmmmm yes I am having trouble making a difference between beauty and sexy.

Hmmm beauty - just straight up hot and most people would agree "so and so is beautiful." Christy Brinkley is beautiful, as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

I've seen okay looking women be "sexy" I guess that would be like many strippers I meet. They have a smokin hot body but okay face, but their presentation rocks so they're sexy to me. That combined with their sexy outfits in the club and they get my tail wagging. Seeing them out the grocery store in sweats, and I may not even give them a second look.

Sophia Loren is old enough to be my grandmother but is still sexy...

I'm not sure where Penelope Cruz fits in. She's not that beautiful, but I guess her sexiness stands out more with the way she moves and her accent. Just take her in the movie "blow" for example. You could never understand what she said and her attitude was "I don't give a fuck" which in some situations is sexy, I just don't want to deal with that attitude everyday! Lol

Penelope Cruz hasn't been the sexist woman alive since Jamon Jamon

http://www.xvideos.com/video637858/penel…

I'm as shallow as the next guy, and Cruz may no longer be the hottest woman on earth. However in her prime she was incredibly hot. This pic is something like 15 years old:

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/…

Of course, I have a thing for Latina's. Is is appropriate to call a Spanish-born woman Latina?

Josh,

I just used "exotic looking woman". My attempt at being PC. NOT! I just had no idea where she was from.

I disagree with whomever voted. It makes sense since I have no desire to even read esquire if it were free.

Magazines like Esquire have one goal: to sell more magazines. Shit like this is designed to make people buy copies of Esquire. And probably that means getting women to buy more copies of Esquire. It was probably developed by some woman, and as we all know women dont have the slightest clue what men find sexy in women.

The answer is no fucking way Penelope Cruz is even close to the sexiest woman alive.

@shark dude...maybe Penelope Cruz is the sexiest woman alive in some parallel universe. And maybe there is a universe where you read only Esquire. And one where jerikson is incessantly positive about things. His catch phrase in that universe is "I'm totally stoked" and he says shit like "the hottest stripper in the place was ignoring me but another stripper eventually came by and I was TOTALLY STOKED!!!"

In that universe Juice is the smartest man in the world and he goes by Ozymadias, not Juice. But he still has #sausage.fingers