Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

I struggle with this place. ...

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st2112
Oct 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I struggle with this place. The physical space is nice enough. I've never been to the VIP (but I never go to VIPs - if I can't get a good time with a lap dance, I strongly doubt I'll get one in a VIP). I would rate the girls overall pretty low - both in appearance and also in attitude. Well that's not quite fair. What I mean by 'attitude' is that the girls who are there generally don't seem to give a shit about what they're doing. I don't know why that is, because I always come in with a wad of cash and I almost NEVER get asked by a girl to do a lap dance. Very odd. There are usually <5 girls there when I'm there and they spend most of their time a) in the back dressing room, b) talking to each other, c) talking with a regular/friend at the bar, or c) sitting in a corner staring at their phones. Very rarely does a girl come up and ask you if you want a dance. OK, so that's the downside - and it's a big one. Now for the upsides - why I go. First, I will say that the girls in this place have forever been uniquely talented at one thing - the pole. In fact, I have never seen such skills on the pole anywhere else, including huge clubs in major cities. It's another very odd thing about this place. Second, in spite of the mediocre (at best) talent, I can almost always find one of the 5 girls who gets my juices flowing... at least enough. So as long as I'm willing to make the move myself, I will usually end up in the lap dance area with someone I find hot enough. Now the lap dance area is sometimes monitored closely - but often it is not (especially afternoons/early evenings). The mileage is purely a function of the monitoring. The girls I've found to be up for virtually anything (ok, within some reason) when the management isn't looking. That's the good news. Contact can be super high and once the girls are dancing, they are super friendly and accommodating. So that's why I continue to go in spite of all the downsides. Good luck and have fun!

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