OT: How about a nice Caribbean Cruise to get away from all these Ebola crisis n

steve,

If I get ebola, I just want to know if I can request Nina Pham as my nurse.

Steve, I have come to the conclusion that you are a combination of fixated and paranoid about Ebola.

Noooooooo Steve! You'll just be trading Ebola for Legionaires' disease!

Did anyone get AIDS on The Love Boat?

First there were snakes on a plane.
Now Ebola fears on a boat, What's next?

Steve. You are a little paranoid

I think I might visit a strip club tonight and forget all about Ebola.

However if I see someone vomiting in the strip club, I will hurry and get out of there and go to another club and get at least one dance from all those dancers who charge way too much. Then after a while, I'll tell one dancer before I leave the club, did you hear about the girl with Ebola vomiting at club, xyz? I was right next to her but I came straight over here. Don't worry anyone, I am not showing any symptoms so even if I got some blood on me, I won't be contagious until I show symptoms according to the CDC.