So, it's been a while since...

So, it's been a while since I've been to Porthole. I had a pretty bad visit a few months back where there was only really 2 decent looking girls - one was glued to the video game at the bar & the other left skidmarks on my shirt after a dance. There were also some management issues that pissed me off. However, an uneventful visit to Cheetah left me with time to kill before heading over to my current favorite of the Pompano area clubs, Diamond Dolls & I decided to give them another try.

Anyway, the club is located in a strip mall and is very unassuming from the outside. It really looks like just another pub. Parking is shared in a typical strip mall fashion. This doesn't stop them from charging about 5 bucks for parking after around 6 or 7, but they don't pull that shit during the day. Inside, the first thing you see walking in is a little cashier stand where they collect another $10 as a cover. Its $5 on weekends and free before 6 or 7. By the way, I do mean it when I say 6 or 7 - the time is dictated by whenever whoever is collecting it shows up. If they're late, its free later. if they come in early, they start charging early. At least that's been my experience. Inside, about half the club is occupied with a square bar that doesn't have the typical stage in the middle. Instead, the stage is on the other half of the club and is a little smaller. On one side of the stage is a booth with a couple of tables in one row against the wall, then a few rows of tables between there and the stage. On the other side of the stage are two rows of tables with smaller, armless chairs. The seating is a bit crowded, but there are usually empty seats at least until it gets late. There's no waitress during the day, at night it seems to be a mixed bag. Drinks are typical prices, $3 domestics and $8 cocktails during the day with a couple extra bucks charged at night.

The girls are a in general aren't very hot. I'd place them well below DD & Cheetah, on par with Booby Trap, and a notch above Club Pink. I won't compare them Pink Pony, which is also in the area but since I've never seen any girls to speak of there its hard to compare them quality wise. There's always one girl who is straight up revolting and a few who are genuinely ugly. Sometimes there's a couple cuties and occasionally there's a real hottie. Mostly, they are decidedly average. They were racially diverse and varied in shapes sizes & colors, although there was a heavy tendency towards the black girls. Think of your last trip to Walmart & imagine the selection of girls in the checkout line - that's who's working here. They're generally friendly though, all of them asked before sitting next to or with me and they all were receptive to me telling them politely that I wasn't interested in their company. On stage, its topless only. So dancers do two songs, the first one clothed and the second without their top. Decent action comes with tips, along with the occasional flash of pussy. The girls I tipped all came over to say thanks after. The DJ wasn't overly annoying and seemed to be doing a decent job not cutting songs too short but cutting the longer ones to keep times consistent. Eventually, the dancer I had my eye on stopped over. She was a very slim black girl with very nicely shaped but not overly large tits & enough of an ass to get by. She was basically exactly my type, so I couldn't have been happier with her body. At the same time, I realize she wasn't a traditional 10. I bought her a drink and she hung out for quite some time, being very friendly the whole time. Absolutely nothing to complain about her company/friendliness by any standards.