Every time I go to a...

Every time I go to a strip club, I feel ripped off. Spearmint Rhino takes this to a whole other level. $20 to get in the door. It covers a drink but this place is nonalcoholic so you paid $20 for a soda or water.

No girls dancing on stage for the most part. Just average looking girls trying way too hard to sell you on shitty lap dances. Don't get the lap dance, no matter what sketch deal they seem to be having that night. And don't go for the private rooms. Just don't go to Spearmint.

They gave me a shirt for free entry another night, but I'm just going to burn it. There are only two types of strip clubs worth going to. Spearmint rhino is neither. So save yourself the trouble of making an expensive mistake of a night.