Houston stripper was onboard Ebola-infected flight

Haha, Shdowcat, nice O. Henry like twist ending there

OMG! #ebola.strippers

I know, I know, you guys aren't worried 'cos this is a dude stripper. But imagine this...a HAWT female stripper is out for a bachelorette party. She's all shoving dollar bills in his speedo with her teeth an' shit. Bam! She's got ebola. You go to the club and she gives you a lapper. Before you LDK she squirts a bit when you rub her clit.

You think you just got some two-way stickypants but you've also got EBOLA!!!

#ebola.strippers

Shadow, you trickster.

That flight is starting to look more and more like an "Airport" movie. Too bad George Kennedy and Karen Black are no longer with us.

I apologize. My information was incorrect. The wasn't one stripper on the flight.

There were two.