I think the related story about the guy repeatedly arrested for fucking a pool float may be even sadder. But then again Teddy bear guy doesn't look to be mentally retarded, his actions notwithstanding. Chalk it all up to stupid stuff guys do for sex when they cant afford strippers.
He couldn't take it to dinner and a movie first? Geez, what a cheap bastard.
Had a similar situation back when I was a manager trainee at a mainstream bookstore in the Mall of America. A week or two after Christmas, a freak of nature jerked off on a 15-year-old girl's jacket, a jacket she had just gotten from her grandmother for Christmas. Yeah, that was a fun situation to deal with.
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"He then put the toy, now covered in ejaculate, back on the shelf"
Wal-Mart. Always Low Prices.
Had a similar situation back when I was a manager trainee at a mainstream bookstore in the Mall of America. A week or two after Christmas, a freak of nature jerked off on a 15-year-old girl's jacket, a jacket she had just gotten from her grandmother for Christmas. Yeah, that was a fun situation to deal with.