Getting Skunked

Oct 14, 2014, 4:22 AM

Getting skunked sucks. Whether it's at the strip club, the used car lot or when you're fishing, getting skunked sucks. Often times, the only consolation is the learning experience.

I got skunked this weekend. Not at the sc, but at the beach. The fish weren't biting and the waves weren't smooth. Although there wasn't a learning experience to be had, the sun was shining, the hotties were hot, Dolphins were frolicking, and a day at the beach with the family is better than a day without.

Sometimes, you just gotta look on the brightside. Yeah, you're gonna get skunked at the club, specifically, and life, in general. An old fisherman once said that a bad day fishing is still better than a good day at the office. Maybe we can say the same about strip clubs.

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steve22911 years ago

"Whether it's at the strip club, the used car lot or when you're fishing, getting skunked sucks."

Don't forget going 26 years without a pennant.

SlickSpic11 years ago

Real funny, haha.

ATACdawg11 years ago

C'mon Steve, people here in DC have no room to talk.

Remember the old Washington Senators motto?

"First in peace, first in war, and last in the American League"

motorhead11 years ago

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer

motorhead11 years ago

Last weekend, I walked up to a little boy on the river's edge

"little boy, what are you fishing for"

"Oh, I'm not fishing -- I'm drowning worms"

SlickSpic11 years ago

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

magicrat11 years ago

"Don't forget going 26 years without a pennant."

That's cold Steve....just plain cold.

rockstar66611 years ago

I always catch fish because I bring dynamite for the slow days.

shadowcat11 years ago

I skunked a black chick. From urbandictionary: "When a guy is fucking a black chick and blows a huge load from the back of her neck to her asscrack making her resemble a skunk."