I'm sitting here trying to decide.
No anal. Not goin there.
Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback.
Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her wicked smile right after she swallows.
On ter tits. Looks great but doesn't feel the best.
On her face. Same pros and cons as oral.
Hand job. Seems a waste
Vaginal rub. I new one I came up with.
- My namesake.
No stupid crap like fisting whatever the hell that is, licking toes, etc.
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last commentGotta choose tonight's dream desire so she can make it all cum true.
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If vaginal in what position
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I'm too old to make all these decisions.
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Angry pirate, followed by a Turkish snowcone, then transition into a screaming seagull, end with a Cleveland steamer.
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No idea what any the fuck that stuff is. Are there videos?
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I hope not
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just remember you receive the Cleveland steamer
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I Think I need to let the little head decide. They other one is getting in the way.
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I know! You could just stand there and watch while one of your colleagues/fans from tuscl had sex with DS and then write a report for all of us to read. Volunteers?
Brilliant! ;-)
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Well you know you could never go wrong with the old 50's do wop gold,or the classic superman. Id stay away from the santa clara county norman bates though.
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dawg I'm more likely to fuck her in the ass than to do that. Sorry
ime that there's funny
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have you done public sex? that can be pretty hot under the right circumstances
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That's a great idea. And she'll do it too. Damn. Add it to the list.
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What I love ... Watching her on stage while I smell her on my fingers.
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Fisting is sticking your fist into her vagina or asshole. It really doesn't sound pleasant for anyone involved.
Have you thought about titty-fucking (or Russian)? You're always going on about how beautiful they are. There's also Indian, which is sort of like Russian only you're using her butt cheeks (and, no, it isn't anal).
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Guessing you two have already done it in the shower or a bath.
Expanding on the "doing it in public" idea, do you have access to a lake cabin? Maybe do it in the woods or in the lake?
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I like the public sex idea. I'm gonna add it to the bucket list along with a 3some, which we made progress on last night.
The cum on her tits option was titty fucking. I've fucked them many times, but usually cum inside not outside.
Last night was a club visit. Lots of fun. Saved the ultimate sex session for tonight.
I'm gonna do everything in a rotation, and just let the little head decide when and where he wants to be finished. Will go for at least twice so he has to make a different choice the second time.
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John, you're so young!!! Anal is amazing once you learn how to do it.
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Do what feels good. If that's vanilla sex, then stick with that. There's no point in agonizing over it like a book report.
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Rech, that's why I call her dream stripper. Not only is she gorgeous, not only is she my every sexual fantasy, not only is she a fun and genuinely kind person, not only is she relatively smart, but she doesn't do the usual stripper shit. I know it sounds impossible. I know you've never met such a dancer before. I never had either and I've been doing this a long time. That's why I call her my dream.
To be fair, there has been some SS in the distant horizon. Nobody can keep doing this job for a long time and not be affected. But it's still all pretty minor. She is still always on time, is the epitomy of reliable, has never stolen, has never tried to rip me off, and has never done any of the other usual crap. I pay her what's she's worth, and she knows how good she has it. So do I.
I understand why she is like this to some degree because I know her background, family, beliefs, history etc. I can't share any of that private info so I can't explain why she's so different. But she truly is.
I don't really care if you don't believe it. You certainly won't be the first to express doubts. but I want you guys to know that such a thing is possible because I never imagined that I could find such a woman.
I'm gonna be 19 again tonight.
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Rockstar, this is one if the only issues I ever agreed with jerikson on The ass is for shit, nothing more. If she asked me to I'd probably do it for her, but otherwise I'm old fashioned when it comes to orifices.
Chandler, not agonizing. I'm anticipating. Big difference. Also I was high in the club with her when I posted this.
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OK JS69 put your money where your mouth is. :)
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shadow for the win! It's both dangerous and public! Really brilliant.
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I like Shailynn's idea of public sex.
What's the matter though JS69, page getting too tattered? Too many cum stains? Staple pulling through?
Do you have the new issue yet?
SJG
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SJG take me off ignore and I'll answer your questions.
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John, have you two tried a bit of role-playing? Y'know, "trying" to pick each other up? Maybe in a grocery store, at a movie, or in a mall? How about if she played the schoolgirl and you tried picking her up while she's carrying her books and literally walking away from a high school? Yeah, you'd have to be extra careful in that scenario, but it could add a bit of spice to the forbidden fruit, too ; )
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PhantomGeek +1
:-)
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Damn PG, and Diva says I'm the old man pervert. I'm on my way to pick her up. I'll watch for a school.
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Have fun! Watch out for cops! ; )
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All of that and the little head chose vaginal. He's a traditionalist. But she's still asleep in bed next to me so there might be time to play again. What a beautiful view to wake up to.
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Phantom, once had this bitch (and I don't normally use the term, but she was) that only wanted fucked up the ass, but you has to fist her puss first, she said that if she got fisted first she would have intense anal orgasms durring anal sex. Now, I'm a big guy and my hands are big so it took a while, but once you got her loosened up and my hand slipped in, it was almost a constant orgasm for her both holes. She was a lot of fun, but was a real crazy bitch!
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Impala, wow and...ew.
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Gotta make this decision again tonight. I was studying her anatomy at the club last night, and she's got an adorably cute little asshole. I've never done anal sex before but I really wanted to stick it in last night. I'm thinkin maybe tonight is the night? If I'm really high maybe.
How do you bring anal sex up for the first time? Should I just stick it in, pretend I missed the hole I was aiming for, and see what happens. Or should I ask? She's never refused me, but still..... Does she need to clean it out first? How?
Vaginas are a lot easier but you never know.
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Second thoughts John?
You should discuss it beforehand unless she's done anal and likes it. Then you can proceed when the moment is right. Don't just 'stick it in' though!!! The ass doesn't lubricate and it's painful if dry. Buy a small bottle of Astroglide. Start with a lubed finger while you're fucking her doggie. The key is to go slowly. When she's relaxed and slippery, then enter her, slowly. Pretty soon you can start pounding. If you want to cum in her ass be sure she's okay with it because some girls aren't. You can use a condom I suppose; I never do myself but then I'm not fucking a sex worker.
The first time I did anal it went like this and when I later told her it was my first time, she said she thought I was very experienced because it went really well. You can also have similar results. Good luck and thank me in the morning!
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What about shit. I don't want to pull my dick out and find it covered in shit. That would be a major turn off.
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Some women, particularly porn stars and escorts who offer anal, will prep beforehand -- clean the whole area out and maybe even bleach it a little to make it look all the more appealing. But even after they done the enema thing (or whatever it is they opt to do), fluids, a body's natural lubricant, will start building up again, so you might get some of that on you, too. (By the way, that fluid's also called "santorum," after the far-more-anal politician.)
Course, there are also those women who will give in to it without any sort of prep work, so who knows what your dick will look like afterward? Just be sure to clean it -- unless the DS is up for some ATM, then she'll do it for you.
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"dawg I'm more likely to fuck her in the ass than to do that. Sorry"
JS, since you're considering rear entry now, does that mean that my suggestion is now on the list as well? ;-D
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Don't be a pussy: Fuck that bitch in the ass!
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For the love of god do not just stick it in there.
Poop dick is a legit concern. She can enema ahead of time; crazy bi ex used to do this. She also can make sure to shit beforehand.
I usually wear a rubber for anal unless I trust the girl to scrub that.
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