This club is unlike anything I...

This club is unlike anything I have ever seen before. Once you enter the front door, and pay the cover charge, you are told the lie of the land: This is a topless club only, the dancers wear pasties (albeit clear, liquid latex ones that hide nothing), no touching except in the VIP room, no smoking, BYOB. It sounds like a lot of restrictions, but if you can learn and accept them, then this might just be the greatest club I have been to in a very long time.

I agreed to the terms and was buzzed in. Inside, the place looks like a strip club - if every day was the day after Halloween and nobody had cleaned up. Halloween decorations are everywhere, there is a central stage area with four poles, a side stage area that is apparently used for bands, and a metal cage with a chair in it in the corner. It's a little odd, but like everything about the place, it really grew on me. I was immediately (but gently) approached by a tall brunette dancer named DIxie who reiterated the house rules, and then sat and talked with me for a few minutes. She then told me that tonight was a two-for-one night, and I could have two of the following dances for the one money: table dances - $10, cage dances - $15, stage dance - $20, VIP couch dance for $40, and full-contact (outside of the bikini area) VIP couch dance for $50. I tried the two tables dances for $10 (really!) and they were amazing! She was playful and seductive, moving from gentle and caressing to rougher and pounding...it was a real turn on, and the song were long...my $10 bought me probably 8 minutes of lapdancing. Dixie is tall and just the right amount of curvy, and hit many of my buttons,

Apparently the club has a pretty strict rotation policy, because I would have had another dance from Dixie, but she said, "I have to move on, but I will send another dancer to sit with you, and I will come see you again in a little bit." Sure enough, another dancer came by shortly. This one, a platinum blonde named Chanel. There are photos of Chanel on the Fuzzy Holes website, but she looks even better in person. She is much more fit than in her photos, with some amazing tattoos and the most beautiful eyes and lips. I have never wanted to make out with a dancer in a club before, but something about Chanel made me want to kiss her for hours! She is a great conversationalist, and we talked for three or four songs, until she informed me that if I wanted a dance, we should do it now as she was going to have to rotate to another customer. Not wanting our time together to end, she led me to the VIP for one of the sexiest, most relaxed and genuinely erotic couch dances I have ever had. Very relaxed, very attentive and very sexy.