If you could suck your cock, would you?

19 comments

• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

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• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  LDK - so many street walkers are grateful you can't do that - so you need them! lol
• richieg23

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  9 years ago

  so if you could...would you spit or swallow???
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I don’t wanna suck anyone’s cock – not even my own.
• whodey

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  9 years ago

  What is the world coming to???? Why in the hell would any man want to suck his own dick????? I would much rather find a stripper or escort to do it for me any day of the week. Hell, I would rather stay home and jack off to old porn.
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  I have about 20 chickens out back. I doubt any of the roosters would tolerate that kind of behavior.
• Eagle1191

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  9 years ago

  Someone please take away this fool's man card.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  I once saw a cartoon of a guy with his head stuck up his ass. If you knew the manager who was the subject of the artist, you would have injured yourself laughing.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  I wonder about someone that would even ask the question!
• rickydugan

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  9 years ago

  I suck my own cock all the time for what a genius I was for inventing The System. I am. I am. I am. The RickyBoyDugan!
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  NO! If I did some one would probably call me a cock sucker. :)
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  From the Wikipedia article on autofellatio: "Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus' Oneirocritica as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself." What's the third way?
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Fucking yourself in the ass?
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  no, not even if I could. Anyone could be called a cock sucker. I heard exactly that after yelling FORE on a golf course when I accidentally hit a golf ball all the way to the green on a par 4. I mistakenly thought it would take two shots to reach the green. They deserved it if their shot got messed up. They should have let the two of us play through instead of making us wait all day on them. I never plan on shouting Fore again on a golf course. If a golf ball nearly hits someone, I'll just act like I don't know where that came from.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Sounds like the wrong way to eat nuts
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Like most of you, my answer is hello no. But, what if you're incredibly horny, the DS/ATF/CF is unavailable, you're in a small town with no good club or escort options, and you're high. The little head is screaming suck me. My bet is some PLs who say hell no now would say why not under such circumstances.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  No - but I def would not mind being to able to