If you could suck your cock, would you?
Maybe this is a teen-ager thing. Maybe I'm wrong. This came up on another site..... I seem to be down-voted
nargoth
posted on Mar 27, 2015 03:28 pm #
Autofelatio is legit, I can do it, I'm hypermobile. You don't actually bend down generally, and you certainly don't need to remove ribs. You can put your leg behind your head and then bend down a tiny bit, and you'll be able to suck it.
-10
mikeya02
posted on Mar 27, 2015 04:01 pm #
-100 man points
-5
mikeya02
posted on Mar 27, 2015 08:03 pm #
I thought this was the Ultimate Guitar site, not the Ultimate Loser site. Talkin to the auto suck guys
+8
fras1788
posted on Mar 27, 2015 04:06 pm #
I would never leave my house!
+2
theclassicrock
posted on Mar 27, 2015 06:42 pm #
Yeah, I don't know where that rib thing came from. I'm perfectly capable of doing it with my ribs intact.
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LDK - so many street walkers are grateful you can't do that - so you need them! lol
so if you could...would you spit or swallow???
I don’t wanna suck anyone’s cock – not even my own.
What is the world coming to????
Why in the hell would any man want to suck his own dick?????
I would much rather find a stripper or escort to do it for me any day of the week. Hell, I would rather stay home and jack off to old porn.
I have about 20 chickens out back. I doubt any of the roosters would tolerate that kind of behavior.
Someone please take away this fool's man card.
I once saw a cartoon of a guy with his head stuck up his ass. If you knew the manager who was the subject of the artist, you would have injured yourself laughing.
I wonder about someone that would even ask the question!
I suck my own cock all the time for what a genius I was for inventing The System.
I am. I am. I am. The RickyBoyDugan!
NO! If I did some one would probably call me a cock sucker. :)
From the Wikipedia article on autofellatio:
"Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus' Oneirocritica as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself."
What's the third way?
Fucking yourself in the ass?
no, not even if I could. Anyone could be called a cock sucker. I heard exactly that after yelling FORE on a golf course when I accidentally hit a golf ball all the way to the green on a par 4. I mistakenly thought it would take two shots to reach the green. They deserved it if their shot got messed up. They should have let the two of us play through instead of making us wait all day on them. I never plan on shouting Fore again on a golf course. If a golf ball nearly hits someone, I'll just act like I don't know where that came from.
Sounds like the wrong way to eat nuts
Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.
Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.
Like most of you, my answer is hello no. But, what if you're incredibly horny, the DS/ATF/CF is unavailable, you're in a small town with no good club or escort options, and you're high. The little head is screaming suck me. My bet is some PLs who say hell no now would say why not under such circumstances.
No - but I def would not mind being to able to