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If you could suck your cock, would you?

Mar 28, 2015, 11:04 AM

Maybe this is a teen-ager thing. Maybe I'm wrong. This came up on another site..... I seem to be down-voted

nargoth posted on Mar 27, 2015 03:28 pm # Autofelatio is legit, I can do it, I'm hypermobile. You don't actually bend down generally, and you certainly don't need to remove ribs. You can put your leg behind your head and then bend down a tiny bit, and you'll be able to suck it.

-10 mikeya02 posted on Mar 27, 2015 04:01 pm # -100 man points

-5 mikeya02 posted on Mar 27, 2015 08:03 pm # I thought this was the Ultimate Guitar site, not the Ultimate Loser site. Talkin to the auto suck guys

+8 fras1788 posted on Mar 27, 2015 04:06 pm # I would never leave my house!

+2 theclassicrock posted on Mar 27, 2015 06:42 pm # Yeah, I don't know where that rib thing came from. I'm perfectly capable of doing it with my ribs intact.

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GoVikings10 years ago

youtube.com

shailynn10 years ago

LDK - so many street walkers are grateful you can't do that - so you need them! lol

richieg2310 years ago

so if you could...would you spit or swallow???

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

I don’t wanna suck anyone’s cock – not even my own.

whodey10 years ago

What is the world coming to???? Why in the hell would any man want to suck his own dick????? I would much rather find a stripper or escort to do it for me any day of the week. Hell, I would rather stay home and jack off to old porn.

Corvus10 years ago

I have about 20 chickens out back. I doubt any of the roosters would tolerate that kind of behavior.

Eagle119110 years ago

Someone please take away this fool's man card.

ATACdawg10 years ago

I once saw a cartoon of a guy with his head stuck up his ass. If you knew the manager who was the subject of the artist, you would have injured yourself laughing.

Clubber10 years ago

I wonder about someone that would even ask the question!

rickydugan10 years ago

I suck my own cock all the time for what a genius I was for inventing The System.

I am. I am. I am. The RickyBoyDugan!

shadowcat10 years ago

NO! If I did some one would probably call me a cock sucker. :)

motorhead10 years ago

From the Wikipedia article on autofellatio:

"Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus' Oneirocritica as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself."

What's the third way?

shadowcat10 years ago

Fucking yourself in the ass?

sharkhunter10 years ago

no, not even if I could. Anyone could be called a cock sucker. I heard exactly that after yelling FORE on a golf course when I accidentally hit a golf ball all the way to the green on a par 4. I mistakenly thought it would take two shots to reach the green. They deserved it if their shot got messed up. They should have let the two of us play through instead of making us wait all day on them. I never plan on shouting Fore again on a golf course. If a golf ball nearly hits someone, I'll just act like I don't know where that came from.

crazyjoe10 years ago

Sounds like the wrong way to eat nuts

mikeya0210 years ago

Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.

mikeya0210 years ago

Just as I thought. Must have been 14y/o weirdos that thought it was cool.

JohnSmith6910 years ago

Like most of you, my answer is hello no. But, what if you're incredibly horny, the DS/ATF/CF is unavailable, you're in a small town with no good club or escort options, and you're high. The little head is screaming suck me. My bet is some PLs who say hell no now would say why not under such circumstances.

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

No - but I def would not mind being to able to