Free Lapdances

The last time I was at the club, I spent most of my time and money with one stripper that I've gotten dances from a couple of times previously. I'm fairly certain that she genuinely likes me--it's always possible that she's faking it, but I doubt that she would do what she's done if she didn't like me.

This club apparently charges the strippers a higher fee if they're late for their shift. She was on time that day, and had already made some money (some of it from me), Out of the blue she offered me a "buy one, get one free" special. I took the deal.

I think she was horny, because the grinding was pretty intense. (Interestingly--and contrary to what the girls at StripperWeb say--she actually said that she wished I was wearing sweatpants, so she could feel me better.)

Anybody else have similar experiences?

20 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    Hasn’t any other sales person ever offered you a “deal”?
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    Yeah it happens all the time at the clubs I visit. Many of the dancers offer 2for1's whenever they feel like it. They offer it a lot to their regulars and to customers that they like.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Don't listen to the guys on here who say she only wants your money. They're just jealous. This girl is dancing to find a boyfriend, and you're it. She is totally into you. Why else would she give you a 2-4-1 and grind intensely. Go for it. Free sex is here.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    "I'm fairly certain that she genuinely likes me"

    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    “… I'm fairly certain that she genuinely likes me …”

    I’m fairly certain you have not SCed enough
  • mjx01
    10 years ago
    Exactly what Papi said. She genuinely likes your money... don't count on that including you.
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    She sounds like a “dream stripper”
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    If the “78” on your nickname is the year you were born; there may be a 1% chance “she genuinely likes you” – if the “78” means the year you graduated high school; no fucking way.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    i guess I was this much of a PL once, so assuming this is a serious post, I will withdraw my previous sarcastic comments. She is a stripper who just wants your money. But that's ok cause it sounds like she might be a slut who doesn't mind working for your cash. Don't fall in love, don't believe that she's really into you, etc. it's all an act. It's a fun act, and maybe she does enjoy your company, but shes not your girlfriend. She's a sex worker who makes her living seducing men.

    The 2-4-1 deal, grinding, saying she wants to feel you more, are meant to get you to part with more cash. That's a good thing. She's a dancer who understands that her role is to bring you sexual pleasure. But you've got to keep things in perspective.

    Have fun with her. Cum with her. Have sex with her if she'll let you. It's a wonderful thing. But you aren't her boyfriend, and you never want to be her boyfriend.

    Papi, please repent from your sacrilegious use of the phrase Dream stripper. You will confuse the newbies. :)

  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    I repent Father JS69 - I have seen the light
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    Maybe the reference is to 78 rpm vinyl records! If he can remember those, or owned some, then he is really old, er, like me....
  • skibum609
    10 years ago
    As a divorce lawyer I get free dances for just chatting about their family law cases. Even have them buy me drinks.
  • just_the_nuts
    10 years ago
    For a high percentage its true she dont like you just the cash

    But

    Lets not forget they are people and relationships can grow from a patron visiting his stripper...i do believe the percentage is very small but it can and does happen.

    Now speaken on your deal lol that is not a deal it is very common lol
  • just_the_nuts
    10 years ago
    Maybe the 78 is a reference to his rim size on his car lol inthat case yea she wants him
  • just_the_nuts
    10 years ago
    Know i have had dancers really love my thin perv shorts i sport in the club in the summer ive had a lot of dancers in clean clubs get excited about how naughty we are being lol
  • just_the_nuts
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • IHearVoices
    10 years ago
    Hey, there's nothing wrong with being born in '78...but seriously, a 2-for-1 being a sign that she likes you? No. Dancers will do a lot more than that, and still not be willing to spit on you to save you from burning unless you tip them.

    Ask her on a genuine regular date. You'll get your answer...and I (figuratively) bet a lapper you won't like it.
  • skibum609
    10 years ago
    I have been doing private rooms with one dancer since she was 19 and now she is 29 She "likes" me, in that unless she has a "whale" on the hook, no matter who she is with I get first chance. She has been fun to watch the patriots with, we spent the summer getting high and on and on. She "likes" me and will always "like" me right up until the time I spend no more. Then I will be non-existent. I understand it and know exactly how she feels because as an attorney I too have clients that I "like". We chat skiing and golf and strip clubs and I still charge them $300 an hour. I would much rather spend a day in court with them than clients I don't "like". If given the choice between being with clients I like for $100 an hour, or clients I despise for $300. I choose the clients I despise, just like every dancer who "likes" me or you.
  • skibum609
    10 years ago
    I have been doing private rooms with one dancer since she was 19 and now she is 29 She "likes" me, in that unless she has a "whale" on the hook, no matter who she is with I get first chance. She has been fun to watch the patriots with, we spent the summer getting high and on and on. She "likes" me and will always "like" me right up until the time I spend no more. Then I will be non-existent. I understand it and know exactly how she feels because as an attorney I too have clients that I "like". We chat skiing and golf and strip clubs and I still charge them $300 an hour. I would much rather spend a day in court with them than clients I don't "like". If given the choice between being with clients I like for $100 an hour, or clients I despise for $300. I choose the clients I despise, just like every dancer who "likes" me or you.
  • lopaw
    10 years ago
    PT Barnum was right....there IS one born every minute.
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