Yeah!They fail to realize that the 5:15 is right around the corner.When I tell her" I own the gold so I make the rules", and she says" I have the pussy so I make the rules".I just shake my head and laugh and say"Okay"..
Ask her what's up. Not talking about something, no matter how minor just leads you down the wrong road. Men are easy, wash it and feed it and we're good to go. Women on the other hand have occasional issues. Even if it isn't that time of the month they just might have something going on (even if it's in their head) where they just don't think anyone should be down south for whatever reason. The problem is that men need a daily release even if we've lost and arm, have the flu and were diagnosed with scurvy all within a 24 hour period. Denying simple pleasures is one way to make someone look somewhere else. There's pussy, mouth, ass, HJ and titty fuck. Push comes to shove just jerk off on her tits. Just talk to her and let her know that you need physical attention daily. It doesn't mean you don't love her or care about her or whatever moniker you two want to call it. It's just a simple fact of nature.
Well, absent any context, this could mean anything from a minor "I'm not in the mood right now, how about later," to the full on bitch mode "You'll do exactly what I say from now on or you'll never even *see* my pussy again."
If it's toward the minor end, you're an asshole. If the bitch end, why isn't she already on the street?
Great title, GACA. Like regulating the nookie is a serious political issue as important as regulating the shadow banking system. Maybe you can organize some sort of petition or formal appeal to get the nookie you deserve.
@JSD does it matter that she was on the rag? Umm, she has other body parts. So when I said regulating the nookie I meant the nut in general. No excuse. She was making a statement "I'm not here just for your nut and if you want 'this' you better comly"
George Carlin had the right answer to a woman who says no to sex because of her period: "your mouth's not bleeding, is it?" Can't find the clip but it's a funny one.
"Just talk to her and let her know that you need physical attention daily."
Damn, why didn't I think of that before. All this money I've been spending to fuck strippers and all I needed to do was tell my wife about my sexual needs. Just talk to her and she will comply. This will save me a small fortune.
@GACAclub: If you're with her because you need a cum dump, you're there for the wrong reason. Neither she, not any other woman, is under any obligation to be your jizz repository, under any circumstances, unless you've contracted with her for that express purpose.
You still haven't said why she "regulated" the nookie. Was she just being a bitch, or was there perhaps some reason besides wanting to annoy you?
And George Carlin's comedic genius aside, in the *real* world, that comment would only come from an asshole douchebag.
Based on how ambivalent you are about this relationship already, I'd just end it. Fuck her once or twice more if you need to get it out of your system. But this chick was always just someone you were going to smash while it was fun and then move on.
Damn. Just trying to be helpful. When the lines of communication fail the relationship fails. I guess I either failed in expressing that or it's not what others want to hear at all.
@seaboardr appreciate it for sure. And quite honestly you didn't have the full back story. This girl was never anyone I was going to take to that relationship level.
gaca, that wasn't directed at you. I know we are not your typical couple because we're actually married, very in love AND enjoying a lifestyle the majority of couples never get to have with each other but it doesn't warrant some of the comments I've seen. I'm married so I know when to shut up.
seaboard, sorry if I went overboard in the sarcasm. Obviously communication is important in any relationship, and yes that communication should include sexual needs. However, most women aren't like the one you describe being married to, and many (likely most over a certain age) don't give much of a damn about meeting their guy's true sexual needs. They just do the minimum and expect you to cope. GAC seems to have just experienced an initial taste of this reality.
Hard for me not to be cynical after so many years of the same crap. Enjoy what you've got, and don't be afraid to share your advice. Hell, either you're doing something right, or you're incredibly lucky.
Maybe she wanted to bond with you. Somewhere, somehow recently, I heard that the juices in vaginal fluid when they soak into the skin of the penis, it causes a chemical change in the male causing a bonding feeling. I just can not remember where I read or heard this strange information. If true, it might encourage condom use among men and some women to say, let's skip it.
I hate it when I can't remember if I read or heard something while conscious or if I read something while asleep.
Maybe a dancer told me who is studying nursing.
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If it's toward the minor end, you're an asshole. If the bitch end, why isn't she already on the street?
Damn, why didn't I think of that before. All this money I've been spending to fuck strippers and all I needed to do was tell my wife about my sexual needs. Just talk to her and she will comply. This will save me a small fortune.
You still haven't said why she "regulated" the nookie. Was she just being a bitch, or was there perhaps some reason besides wanting to annoy you?
And George Carlin's comedic genius aside, in the *real* world, that comment would only come from an asshole douchebag.
Hard for me not to be cynical after so many years of the same crap. Enjoy what you've got, and don't be afraid to share your advice. Hell, either you're doing something right, or you're incredibly lucky.
Maybe a dancer told me who is studying nursing.
Anyone ever heard that before?
Friend: "My, that is beautiful. It must have cost a fortune?"
Wife: "Yes, twice a week for 35 years!"