LD Pet Peeve

Stop,drop and roll.

Raise a ruckus

Yeah it happens, but usually that only "coversate" for a few seconds so it doesn't greatly impact my dance. If she starts yammering for more than that, I will say something to her that she won't like.

I have not had this happen to me but would not be happy if it did.

I do remember sitting stage side at a club in Dallas. Not the main stage but one of the smaller secondary stages. I was sitting there drinking and tipping. One of the dancers spent nearly the entire song sitting on her ass and talking to a bouncer and another dancer. No tip for her and I left soon after that. So many of these girls have no work ethic or concept of trying to make money. Good thing they have tits.

This or using their phone.

I've had it happen several times and always refused to pay. I believe the last time it happened, I stood up to move seats and told the dancer I might consider getting another dance when she was "ready to work." Another time, the girl told me not to pay and apologized for the dancer who interrupted us (because she was new).

Stick a couple of fingers between her legs as deep as you can go. It's just a guess, but I'm betting that this subtle reminder will get her back on track to do what you are paying her for.

Yes it has happened to me too but talking on the cell phone is even worse.

Papi, I hate that shit too. BS with your friend on YOUR own time biotch, not while you are dancing for me!

Like JS69 suggestion, but that will probably get you bounced ..... except at Follies.

Wow! Some girls just don't know how to make money. With age comes wisdom (sometimes) and I have learned over the years how to make a man feel like the center of attention. So I think I gotta couple more years in this business!

Beats the yeast infection I got. Had to go to CVS at 4:00 AM.

Most girls I get dances with and their friends know how I don't tolerate it, so it's only a problem on the rare occasions when a more clueless dancer comes by and butts in. The damage isn't just a matter of the time spent. It's the way it totally breaks the spell.

Once, a stripper who was new to me yapped away for about half a song with one of her friends. When I explained why I was stopping her after one song, the ditz actually said to me that she couldn't understand what I was complaining about, because she had continued to grind on me through her whole chat.

Sometimes dancers pull this shit with me coz they think that I won't mind. Well I do fucking mind and it will be the last dance that I ever get from her.

It's only happened to me a few times, but once a girl was so disengaged she didn't even notice when I got up and walked away. I left $10 in my chair & just went to another table. She sat there "dancing" for at least 2 songs before another girl came up to me. I told her the story and we watched her for a 3rd song, laughing and pointing it out to the waitresses. Then the new girl did some dances for me & I lost focus on the old one. I saw her in the club once more, but she didn't say a word to me.

If it's has been a few LD's in I let it slide. Cost if doing business. But if I notice the same stripper doing it early and often I tell them straight up I'm not paying for a conversation. Particularly one so fckn mundane.

This has only happened to me in dives. I wish a girl would try that someplace where I was spending more than $5 a song. Even at $5, it's still rather annoying. It's been a while since that's happened, but I imagine if it were to happen in the future I'd stop the dances at the end of that song and tell her why I'm stopping the dances...just because I know how much dancers love feedback.

The only talking she should be doing while she's dancing for me is whispering dirty things in my ear.

Lol. The airhead I told about upthread would have been right at home babbling away on LDK's lap.