Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat?
A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.
Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat?
A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
@JS....
A: wipe your dick on the curtains.
Next time you have sex with your wife get behind her and tell you want to try rodeo. When she asks what that is tell her you had your ATF last night and then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
Q: How do you make your wife scream while you're having sex?
A: Call her the next time you are with your ATF.