This Might Be Inappropriate
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone.
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what happened at school. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what happened at school. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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Next day, Little John disrupts class shouting out that Miss Jones isn't a real blonde. Miss Jones has him stay after class. She admonishes him for misbehaving. LJ comes back with "I'm so convinced that you're not a real blonde that I'm willing to bet $10 that you're not." Miss Jones asks LJ what it would take to convince him that she is. LJ says that real blondes have a blonde bush. So, Miss Jones pulls her panties down, revealing her blonde landing strip. Little John hangs his head, and slowly hands her $10. Miss Jones calls LJ's dad, excitedly telling him that she thinks she has solved LJ's gambling problem. When LJ's dad asks Miss Jones what she did and she tells him, LJ's dad angrily shoots back- "Like hell you did, he bet me $20 that he could get you to pull your panties down.