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What do you want to be when you grow up?

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls to travel with me as girlfriends, give them expensive gifts, have a beachfront home in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a black American Express card to pay for it all, and have sex with my harem at least three times a day." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides to ignore what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be one of Johnny's girlfriends."

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  • san_jose_guy
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    10 years ago
    When I was in the 7th grade there was this kid Russ, one of the most outspoken I'd ever met. He said that he wanted to be a porno film maker and specialize in spread legs shots. He said this with both girls and boys in the classroom, and when porn was still very far from mainstream.

    In the novel Auntie Mame, she accepted the care of some war orphans from the UK. They were playing some game where the girl were bending over and pulling their dresses up. Mame asked what kind of a game it was. The lead boy said, "Waterloo bridge Mum, the gels is trollups."

    SJG

    SJPD Officer Killed in Line of Duty
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbx9HNah…
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