Those Who Mock My System Now...

...will be the ones weeping later.

We'll see who gets the last laugh when I collect my Turing Award and the mockers still haven't figured out you need to grease the bouncer and wear a white three-piece polyester suit before you get to pay a hooker for sex.

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  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    How does wearing a suit and paying hookers for sex contribute to computing! I'm sure you're brilliant and deserve an award, just not sure it should be the Turing award!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    Unless you're an AI mimicking rickdugan! THAT would be brilliant!
  • just_the_nuts
    10 years ago
    Lol craziness
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Really good System, RickyBoy. Really good System.
  • warhawks
    10 years ago

    Lol!!
    Funny stuff! :)
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    In case there are any new members who don't already know, "rickydugan" is a troll registration. The original is "rickdugan".
    https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=207075

    His "System" continues to inspire interesting discussion:

    Strip Club Systems
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

    Shailynn's Logical System
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

    SJG

    Top 10 Heavy Metal Anthems
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QM1f5xV…
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    "rickdugan" has been known to use dozens of screen names over the years. Some just being one letter variations on his primary alias. Why? Who knows how a guy who thinks you need a system to pay hookets for sex thinks.
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    I don't know san_jose_guy! I think there is a good chance that rickydugan is the same guy as rickdugan!

    I don't know the full history of the rickdugan vs Dougster rivalry so I'm not going to defend Dougster since he can do that if he wants to! But here is my observation: 1) rickdugan (the original) posts something appalling to most normal people with a soul (i.e., I hope this poor addict girl gets back on heroin so she'll sleep with me for money); 2) Dougster responds; 3) rickdugan complains about trolls!

    Then he complains about trolls and posts his ignore list! I can respect that if his goal is to troll, but if he really wanted to stop being trolled he'd just put folks he doesn't want to listen to on ignore! He wouldn't tell them they are on ignore!

    So he's fucked with Dougster by posting stuff that any normal person would expect others to find appalling! He's fucked with Dougster by announcing that he's put Dougster on ignore! Now I think he's fake trolling himself as rickydugan to fuck with Dougster!

    Kind of brilliant in its own twisted way!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    I don't think rickdugan is actually the lion guy! The lion guy was brilliant! I hope he posts more!
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    Alucard was a pro at antagonizing people. He would send them a private message in some cases and then put them on ignore so they could not respond.
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    That sounds like the same tactic rickdugan used with his "I'm posting my ignore list" thread! I wonder if rickdugan is actually the same guy with a different handle! Twisted but brilliant!
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Any alias which isn't a juice is a rickdugan alias.
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    ^^^
    Just brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    And I keep hearing about juice! Does he still post here? I looked at the juicebox69 profile and it hasn't been used for a while! Does he exclusively use other aliases or something? That would be brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    Wait a minute! Maybe juice IS rickdugan! That would really be brilliant! My hat is off to any guy willing to invest so much time making aliases just to fuck with people! Even if he is kind of a d-bag about it!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    I thought at first that you were another Juice alias, but your grammar and spelling are just too good. ;-)
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    ^^^
    Was this directed at me ATACdawg? No, I'm not juice, and the only deviation from the normal way I write is the overuse of exclamation points! Exclamation points make me happy! ;)
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Keep up the great sense of humor
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