When My Own Daughters Become Strippers

$50000 a copy? What are you smoking Rick?

Diva this is purely satire - that's not the real Rick, he's out having dinner with Dougster right now.

OMG...thank you. I needed this laugh :)

Feeling a bit like Oppenheimer, RickyBoy?

Don't worry. I wouldn't dream of using the system. For one thing I do not own a three piece white suit. However there are several copies out there possibly.

Hahahajaj

If you need a system you need to be using mine. After all I have stock in Listermint, so you fuckers need to start dipping your balls in that shit making my stock go up! lol

Fuck you jackie"ing

I took my daughter to the doctor's office this morning because she's been feeling bad.

The doctor said to her, "Are you okay stripping off in front of your dad?"

She said, "I don't think he brought any music with him."

Dang. Now I'll have to check Amazon.com for used, and hopefully clean copy.

Come to think of it, they may have been made of Kleenex anyway so rickyboy may have used them all up. ;-)

Why would anyone who's daughters are dancers hope no one is clubbing when they work? I would want EVERONE to buy dances from her so she could support her poor old father.

For newcomers, 'rickydugan' is a March 2015 troll registration. The real one is 'rickdugan'.

For newcomers, "rickdugan" is a faggot.

Lol

+1 for the Oppenheimer reference!

Someone strip Rick Dugan of his TUSCL card. He can't destroy what he creates. All of a sudden he wants to decommission "the system", one that he worked for several years to master the domain of sex workers? This must be post apocalyptic!

I still give even odds that rickydugan the troll is actually the real rickdugan!

After all, the real rickdugan posts stuff clearly designed to troll others like the whole "I hope the poor girl backslides on her heroin addiction so I can convince her to have sex for money" thing! Then he posts a bunch of links about the psychology of trolls and follows up by posting his ignore list to stir up the anthill even more!

This "don't treat my daughters the way I claim to treat other women" plea is very consistent with the real rickdugan! I'd say "brilliant!" But I'm actually kind of worried about the real rickdugan! The guy behind the posts! He might snap and start shooting people in the club parking lot! And that would definitely be not brilliant!

Lol!

Brilliant! I forgot about this post but it was perfect to bump in the wake of his "she's so innocent" post!

Lol!

My daughter would be an excellent stripper because she has the face and body of one, plus she is very outgoing and good with strangers. She even has a stripper name although she was born before I even took up the hobby! Luckily she's headed to medical school and she's not having to pay the bills herself so that's not a factor, and has never been promiscuous. I can't imagine her deciding to take up the profession.

^^^^ Sure dad! Nobody views their child in that light. It's called optimism bias and I don't blame you for feeling that way, and you're probably right, but most parents never truly find out how their child behaves away from their parent's eyes.

If there is a void to fill, any human being will take means to fill it, and often times its destructive. Staying busy in positive ways helps, but when Rickyboy is around he will manipulate you in thinking the destructive ways are good for you. Young girls like bad boys.

Lol!

+2 for the Oppenheimer reference!

Whoa!!!!

Lol!