Dancer Names

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Clubber
Florida
Now we are doing cities. I know we've done cars, heavens, weather,etc.

How about states? Think we could get all 57?

I'll start with ones I've personally seen and remembered. Might have seen others not worth remembering....

Utah, Alaska, and Florida.

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shadowcat
10 years ago
A stripper named Texas was one of my top favorites. I've also met a California, a Dakota, a Georgia, Virginia & a Carolina.
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chandler
10 years ago
Was she a North or South Dakota?
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I asked her the same thing and she said to take my pick. :)
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ididthisonce
10 years ago
57 states? I am scratching my head on that one, but it is early in the morning. Once knew of a dancer in Greenville SC who called herself Sierra Nevada.
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chandler
10 years ago
You're welcome for the set-up, Shadow :)
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rogertex
10 years ago
57 states ? What'ya countin - drunken state, stoned state, ...

Add Montana to list of state-approved dancers.
And Hawaii.
Haven't met a dancer named Idaho yet.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
rogertex - You never met one that said I da ho? :)
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rogertex
10 years ago
SC - the day I meet a dancer with that name I better not be gulping down a drink. I might choke on my drink when I ask what's your name n she goes "i da ho ?"
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Clubber
10 years ago
To the UNINFORMED, londonguy and farmerart excluded...

YOUR president said he had to visit FIFTY SEVEN states. Go ask that idiot how he got to 57. I was just referring to his stupid, idiotic, and dumb statement. Taken in context he really says SIXTY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02Dt…
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Clubber
10 years ago
sc,

I'll count Dakota as both since she likely had a north and south end. :)
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ididthisonce
10 years ago
@Clubber - I stand corrected. If Obama said it, then it has to be true. Right?

BTW - I hadn't ever heard that clip. Wonder if he ever took a geography class?
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gawker
10 years ago
The closest I can come to my home state was a dancer who told me she was a Masshole.
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motorhead
10 years ago

I knew a dancer named Alabama.

Roll Tide.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Jersey.....she was hot, so I don't think it was the cow
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mikeya02
10 years ago
@Clubber, every one knows Obama said that except for those that watch MSNBC
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warhawks
10 years ago

I think the 57 is a condiment. As in Heinz 57. lol.
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ididthisonce
10 years ago
MSNBC - Never by this guy...I am just a fucking clueless individual who tunes out Obama and most politics. I had enough buillshit from my ex wife and ex-boss.
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Diva1975
10 years ago
Obama really thinks there are 57 states? Wow so not brilliant
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THE CHAINDOG
10 years ago
I have known a Dakota, a Montana, and my atf Alabama!
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DandyDan
10 years ago
I have met many Montana's and Dakota's. The one I met no one has mentioned yet is Arizona. Oddly enough, like ldk82, I have also met Kansas, in Kansas, conveniently enough. If you really want to get obtuse, I have also met Nayarit and Sonora. I'm glad neither of them was a Chihuahua.
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Granted, her name wasn't a state or a city, but I remember getting some dances from a beautiful redhead who called herself "Ireland."
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Clubber
10 years ago
PG,

Seems an excellent name choice for the lassie!
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Clubber
10 years ago
RE: 57 states. He did say he had been to 57 and one more to go, so now at 58. Then he says his staff says no to Alaska and Hawaii, and that brings us to 60. What a MORON. Wait, I didn't mean to insult morons. Sorry!
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rl27
10 years ago
I have seen Dakota, Carolina, Montana, Jersey, and Virginia. I have also seen a few named after countries, mostly China, and India.
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jabthehut
10 years ago
What is worse, a President who doesn't know that there are 50 states in the US or resident of the US who isn't aware he said that? Just asking.
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Clubber
10 years ago
The later since they elected the fool, TWICE!!!
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