I visited TD’s Eubank on a...

I visited TD’s Eubank on a Thursday night. The parking lot wraps around the building and has a security guard walking around the building. Apparently, car break-ins are a problem in Albuquerque. The cover charge was $5, and you can purchase your first beer from the gatekeeper. I had a free admission pass that waved my cover charge. The club has one large stage on the south side of the room. The DJ booth is in the southeast corner of the building. There is also an auxiliary stage closer toward the entrance, but it was not in use. There is a VIP area in a side room made up of booths for lap dances, but privacy is minimal. When I entered there was still a Happy Hour going on, where bottles of beer were $3. After a certain point, the price went back up to $5.75. The waitresses were not too appealing, except for one Caucasian server with a Zia on her upper arm. There were too many waitresses working, and it seemed like I was refusing one every minute or two.

I would say most of the dancers were between 5 and 7 on the attractiveness scale. A few could use a gym membership to get out of an average physique. By far, most of the dancers were Hispanic. There were also a few Caucasians, two blacks, and one Asian. My favorite dancer was Unique, the only dancer in the 9-10 range. She was the only dancer to use the full length of the pole, from the stage to the ceiling. Most of the other dancers were mostly stage work and no pole work. In the first twenty minutes I was there, some of the less appealing girls hit me up for dances, which I declined. Unfortunately, this blacklisted me for the rest of the night because the better looking dancers observed this and never approached. Some dancers stuck with their regulars for the entire time I was there. Stage-tipping was uncommon among the patrons. Only the best looking dancers would get tipped. Lap dances on the floor are $10. Lap dances in the VIP area on the ground floor are $20. Lap dances upstairs in the champagne room are $25.

I think TD’s Eubank is a decent club worth revisiting. What I liked best about this club is that they mix up the monotony by having special events like feature dancers, competitions amongst the dancers, and the Wednesday Wheel of Sin.