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ATF's tits shrunk

I think I am finally done with my ATF. She hasn't danced at the club for the past six months, but I was regularly seeing her OTC. I had posted a few months ago that things were starting to get…

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Underboob is brilliant!

Check this out! http://i.imgur.com/tnmDmfO.jpg

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Non-brilliant way to get a boner! Don't do this!

Apparently some frogs have aphrodisiac secretions, but they can also cause heart attacks! www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2015/06/29/aphrodisiacs_derived_from_toads_are_poisonous_not_sexy.html 4got2ribbitt is not one of the species listed and I better not find any of you guys in my house licking my frog!

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name some things you know you had in common with a stripper

I'll start. I like the beach. at one time or another xfiles, homer Simpson, one vampire tv show don't care for commitment like getting money u?

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Strippers score in suit: Hallandale club to pay $6 million in lost wages

I visited Scarlett's when I was in Miami for the TUSCL meet a couple years ago. The club had very attractive dancers. Like many clubs, they don't seem very good at following the labor laws. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article26200477.html

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I'm surprised that verybigdawg didn't beat me to it. :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/02/john-abraham-strip-club_n_7715404.html

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I'm naked again :) enjoy

http://imgbox.com/g/c1gzJNhem9

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To club or not on July 4th?

I can't remember ever going on the 4th. I don't have any plans for tomorrow so I think that I will give it a shot but don't know what to expect. I know one favorite will be there. I asked…

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View from the parking lot

Yesterday I made a visit to my favorite club. I parked my car and was heading to the door. One of my favorites was just going in and she waited for me and held the door open. I had been…

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Is this girl really 46?

Thanks to crazy joe for the Walmart link. I got side tracked on another link. Supposedly this girl is 46 and has been working out since age 23. http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/the-46-year-old-woman-with-a-booty-that-puts-girls-half-her-age-to-shame-17-pics/ Do you think she is?

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

I came in here after leaving...

I came in here after leaving Rose City which is the next building over. It was afternoon and there were two other guys in the place. Even though it opens at two, it was…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I like this club because the...

I like this club because the girls are sexy and young, but the layout and environment is lame. Lighting is terrible. It's too dark inside. Drinks aren't too expensive. The dancers…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I went on a Sat night...

I went on a Sat night to check out this club. Large parking lot, gated. Seemed safe enough so I parked and went in. It is a long club. I sat and chatted with a few…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Let me get the one negative...

Let me get the one negative out of the way - Like most clubs, they have the shot girl walking around and the dancers with customers are not allowed to say 'no' to a drink -…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

This used to be Foxy's or...

This used to be Foxy's or something similarly named - and a few years back I had a good time here. Not anymore, it's a disaster. Foxy's was a dive - it just was - but…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was recently in Miami for...

I was recently in Miami for an ill-fated (0-3) Giants/Marlins series and made a mid-week/mid-afternoon visit to Tootsies where I had been on one similar occasion last year. Like last year, I was astounded at the…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Lame club. It's dark, small and...

Lame club. It's dark, small and boring. This review is based on two visits over the course of a few days. One early on a Sunday evening, and the second at about 1:30am on a…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Lame club. It's dark, small and...

Lame club. It's dark, small and boring. This review is based on two visits over the course of a few days. One early on a Sunday evening, and the second at about 1:30am on a…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

This club is not great, but...

This club is not great, but it's a lot better than the ones in downtown Boston. I visited tonight (Thursday) and also recently on a Saturday. It doesn't seem to get too crowded, although it felt…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times now with my boyfriend and I have to say we always have more fun here than at any other club. Other clubs that we have gone…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

the club is in a pretty...

the club is in a pretty remote area of north hollywood surrounded by stone yards and other industrial and building supply shops. There seemed to be plenty of parking around the streets and it…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Went back to Shooter’s this past...

Went back to Shooter’s this past weekend. This is my third review of this club. I typically like to come here on Sunday afternoons and chill with a favorite dancer. I got here around 1:30…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

I'm usually not a big fan...

I'm usually not a big fan of this club. It is a bikini bar so it is hit and miss on how much tittie is out based on who is dancing and whether the fun…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

It's been a while, so I...

It's been a while, so I stopped back in at Sin City yesterday after getting off of work early. I got in around 5:30, and the club was already decently active for a day shift.…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in around 4 PM on...

Stopped in around 4 PM on Thursday. Eight dancers I could see. 4 white, 2 black 2 latin. Ranged 4-8 with several that had seriously too much belly to be stripping. There were probably 10…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

A pleasant visit. Thursday evening....

A pleasant visit. Thursday evening. About six to ten dancers. 6s to 8s or so. No cover or maybe the door guy was not paying attention. Anyhow, I walked in…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Club was great looking as were...

Club was great looking as were the girls, no Cover to get on the dance floor, $20 Cover for the lap dance area plus $20 per dance. Wasn't that interested. Very young, firm…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was in MB for my...

I was in MB for my yearly business meeting. Always look forward to the trip for 2 nights of strip club hopping. I have to say that MB and the Masters is over all not…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I think DV8 is a good...

I think DV8 is a good value all around and have enjoyed my visits there. A range of attractive dancers and a relaxed vibe with someone for every taste. The private area works well and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Normally I am an afternoon customer...

Normally I am an afternoon customer as I am stopping through on business. I recently had an overnight trip so I was able to stop by during the evening shift. The dancers were, as one…

Lakeside Lounge

Derry, Pennsylvania

There was no review for this...

There was no review for this club, so I decided an investigation was warranted. A GPS of the address will get you to this places front door. Parking is a little light and I could…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to Flashers after cutting...

I went to Flashers after cutting short a lackluster visit to my regular club, Follies. I had been here briefly a couple of times before. This time, I stayed longer and had more fun. I…

Lakeside Lounge

Derry, Pennsylvania

Sorry I clicked submit and didn't...

Sorry I clicked submit and didn't finish my review. To continue. Dancers don't start here until about 8 PM. I got there just after open and waited until dancers arrived. Two dancers were there by about…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Visited yesterday. I like it when...

Visited yesterday. I like it when two of my favorite and hottest dancers are there. Really sweet women too...Brichel and Frida. Both are built a little different, but beautiful and will to rock and roll…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went on a Thursday night around...

Went on a Thursday night around 8:00 pm, place was not busy as expected, but plenty of girls. They still have metal detector at front door and they've also added cameras outside. You can actually…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After another very lackluster visit to...

After another very lackluster visit to Atlantis, I stopped by here to kill an hour before heading out to eat. $7 Corona and I'm bored as the rotation proceeds. 1 7, the rest 6 &…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Brass Flamingo has been improving of...

Brass Flamingo has been improving of late. While the local competition has been getting a lot weaker. If you visit Flamingo in the afternoon there is a fair chance of finding one, or…

Elite Showclub

Seneca, South Carolina

This place is just a great...

This place is just a great place to hangout with your friends. You can always bring a few beers and just chill back pay for a $1 dance. But the girls aren't great like eye…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to Centerfolds on the...

I went to Centerfolds on the Thursday before July 3 at around 4 around 4:30 I was pleasantly surprised to see all three stages going. There is a large stage in the center…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

Always a good spot only issue...

Always a good spot only issue is if your here drinking and decide a lap dance is a good idea you are stuck walking down arm and arm or close enough to it to the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Thursday evening visit, about 9:15-11:00. ...

Thursday evening visit, about 9:15-11:00. Free parking, $10 cover, $4 bottled water plus a $1 tip to the waitress. About a dozen girls working; mostly white, two AAs, maybe one Asian and two…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is an fun place for...

This is an fun place for Hartford residents.. Saturdays are well spent at this place for bachelors.. We keep going to this place for fun once in a while.. The music , ambience and the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I haven't been here very often...

I haven't been here very often the past year or two because I always walked away disappointed. However, it looks like something has changed because there were a lot of beautiful dancers there.…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

I came in on a Saturday...

I came in on a Saturday and have been here plenty of times before. The girls range from wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole to pretty attractive. Amber the bartender is hilarious…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Updating my previous reviews, going to...

Updating my previous reviews, going to focus mostly on what has changed in the last few months. Definitely still has the most dancers on stage for any shift in San Diego. The night shift girls are…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Going to this bar, the old...

Going to this bar, the old phrase "buyer beware" comes to mind. I stopped down the street at my regular bar, there was nothing at all going on there. So I figured I…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Girls weren't very impressive, bad...

Girls weren't very impressive, bad service all around. I didn't care to stay, and left before I finished my first drink. The atmosphere was casual but boring, so were the girls and what…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

The Bartender was nice. Many...

The Bartender was nice. Many of the ladies looked like they were drugged out. The guy out front had a black eye so I knew things might be rough. The girls were…

Emerald City Gentleman's Club

Port Charlotte, Florida

So it has been YEARS since...

So it has been YEARS since I was here last. I must say it was pretty nice to visit again, I'm pretty happy that none of the beautiful girls who were there were familiar since…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Visited on a weekday night, wasn't...

Visited on a weekday night, wasn't too exciting and not a lot of girls working. Some very hot, but confused by my lesbian friend. Two girls in particular were very friendly and sweet in…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

I went to the Pony on...

I went to the Pony on a Thursday night about 10. The cover was $15 which included two drinks, one handed out by the girl at the door. The club wasn't crowded, but it wasn't…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I went to Hustler Club on...

I went to Hustler Club on one of their special events night. I believe an adult performer was there that night, some random blonde with big assets. I wasn't really in the party…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

This club is right off 90...

This club is right off 90 on the east side of cleveland. I think its by Pacers and a couple other steakhouses. Looks big, but smaller bar then I would like. Elevated seating above…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I work here as an entertainer....

I work here as an entertainer. I felt very welcomed as this is my first topless club ever. Girls and staff and very encouraging, friendly, and supportive. It's definitely not what I thought a gentleman's…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Lowkey hustle club, friendly bartenders, good...

Lowkey hustle club, friendly bartenders, good music. The dancers are hot but with little variety to them. The club is a bit hard to find hidden in an alley. Overall fun party place, can get…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I had been to this club...

I had been to this club before but it had been a long time and since I usually don't visit this part of town any longer but happened to be there, I thought I would…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

It was Friday night with my...

It was Friday night with my wife who was apprehensive at first but since we were out of town we had a good time. The staff were professional and friendly that helped her relax. Club…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I will not describe the club...

I will not describe the club since others already have. $6.00 valet and no cover in the afternoon. Beer is $4.00 and no VIP charge. I had not been back since my last review, but…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was bored, and hadn't been...

I was bored, and hadn't been to a strip club in a while, but the Penthouse Club has always been my club of choice. It will be expensive to get the experience I want-…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I guess you can call Bogies...

I guess you can call Bogies a shit hole. I only stop there since on occasion I find something decent for OTC. Twice I have taken a 7 out to my hotel for a cheap…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

After my stop at Bogies and...

After my stop at Bogies and seeing a bunch of ugly strippers I headed for H8 to try my luck. Prices are the same as Bogies with $5.00 cover, $10.00 VIP fee. and $6.75 beer.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. Usually clubs are dead at that time. This wasn't an exception but I was surprised at the quality of the girls. I'd…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I went early evening on a...

I went early evening on a Thursday evening. As I was walking in a busty lady was walking in. She sat at the bar and I sat next to her. She just…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I recently went to Desire for...

I recently went to Desire for the first time in a year and had a great time. I went in the afternoon, and the club was full of hot girls and customers. The clubs I…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Time for another visit to the...

Time for another visit to the Den... been a while - heard there was new talent - went to check it out. Harley: changed her look from brunette with glasses to blonde highlights without glasses -…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Club location is in a well...

Club location is in a well lit mini mall and plenty of parking which was nice. Door charge is mandatory but covers your first drink. Went in on a saturday night and was…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This place has been totally overhauled...

This place has been totally overhauled from its sad state several years ago (see my review from a few years ago with one of the more bizarre/comical club experiences I've had.) This club is actually…

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Endless BoUnCY BoObs

This site is awesome! http://m.imgur.com/r/boobbounce

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No respect for my time

I texted a favorite yesterday, telling her I would be in her city this afternoon and would like to spend some time with her. I specified that I would arrive at 1:30 and had to leave at 3 or…

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Only Stems and Seeds are left

I bet you thought this was another weed thread...I just finished a bowl of cherries.

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ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°THE PL TESTø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°THE PL TESTø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° 01. How far have you traveled to go to a strip club (just because you were in the area already doesn't count). 0 Less than 60 miles +1 More than 60 miles +2…

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what ricky boy thanks he looks like

https://instagram.com/p/4qEfpANQcl/

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Repetitive Posts

I have noticed that certain tuscl members tend to ask the same or similar questions over and over. Here are some examples. Feel free to add your own. From Douggie: Why is JS69 such a faggot? Why is…

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What should I do with unreliable CF?

First, some back ground. Over the last several years have seen the same gorgeous stripper at the same club. I usually see her 2-3 times a month and get 3-4 lappers every time I am there. All…

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Police protestors saved by the police

Funny. I like the "little bitches" comment. http://dailym.ai/1GRHm07

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Lol! ......TVLand pulled "Dukes of Hazard"

....no more Daisy...:( Who's next.. Lynyrd Skynyrd? http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh141/doramu13/lynyrdskynyrd.jpg

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Giving up your table ?

Just read a Follies ATL review where the custy was sitting at a table and a waitress came up to him and told him he needed to give it up b/c someone had bought it. I've noticed SCs where there are…

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Why I Love the 4th of July

https://instagram.com/p/4pDwT_qxZH/?taken-by=lindseypelas

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Would you buy your favorite a drink after she quit drinking?

Question for the folks that drink in the sc - Scenario: One of my favorites is a daily hard drinker. She loves to do shots and will drink anything put in front of her. In fact, she is…

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Truth or Stripper Shit?

The DS and I have passed a new, inevitable line in a stripper customer relationship. No, she doesn't want anal sex. But she has for the first time asked me for extra money. We are smoking in…

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OT: Dad body

A previous discussion claimed dancers prefer a pl who is in shape as opposed to the flabbier style "dad bods". Although a plausible and almost sensible dissertation, it is also noted that "dad bods" get equally as much ass as…

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Survey: What Makes the Best Strip Club City?

Of course there are many factors that make up what you would think to be the best strip club city, how about ranking these amentities in order from most important to least important: - attractiveness of dancers - availability of extras -…

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Walmart

Walmart sucks big fat dick!

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4th of July

I'm taking a ex-marine(Fallujah)and my girl to the Indian casino for their birthdays.His the 4th,hers the 5th(Fuck Tom Cruise). What are you Rainbows doing?

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Proper terminology: taint vs gooch vs grundle

I've always viewed taint as a unisex term, indicating the skin between balls and asshole in men and between the "giney and the heinie" on women! But Rech prefers grundle for men! Opinion seems split at urban dictionary, but I did…

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if you love ASS its a must to watch this porno

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Club Coyote

De Soto, Illinois

Stopped in Coyote about 10:30 on...

Stopped in Coyote about 10:30 on Thursday night. I had not been there for months. Ever since they had a bit of a shake up and many of the girls left, including the best bartender…

Been meaning to try one of...

Been meaning to try one of these private lap dance clubs for awhile and after reading some of the reviews on here; I decided to send in the membership request. Since I didn't receive a response…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

This place like others stated is...

This place like others stated is more of a Wiscosin Bar, but there was no cover and thee dancers were above average. There girls were not pushy and were very friendly. $20/for a lap dance…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

I came in on a Sunday...

I came in on a Sunday night, so I wasn't expecting much, and I was right. I walked in and saw a couple of sub par girls sitting around at the bar and no one…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Went again on a Wednesday evening...

Went again on a Wednesday evening at around 9PM. There weren't many customers in the building and some of the girls were just sitting towards the back of the club when they weren't up on…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Met a beautiful thin slightly muscled...

Met a beautiful thin slightly muscled babe at the club said she was from Las Vegas. She was easy to talk to and the talk turned to sex. Unlike the other dancers…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Visited on Wednesday afternoon - on...

Visited on Wednesday afternoon - on Canada Day actually. Club was in a not-so-nice neighborhood with a pretty considerable homeless population in the nearby streets, even though it was just a 20-minute walk from downtown…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

There may have been more girls...

There may have been more girls but I didn't see them. Definitely a few that were too cute to be there. Most seemed bored and uninterested and did not put effort into their stage shows.…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

The club physically is not super...

The club physically is not super nice but it gets the job done. Single stage, DJ in the corner, plenty of seats, and a bar. Private booths in the back separated by a wall, not…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I decided to try this club...

I decided to try this club at night. Big mistake. it is a totally different club from the daytime Follies. It was culture shock for me. The dancers were mostly AA with only a few…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

Red lips AKA 007 showgirls in...

Red lips AKA 007 showgirls in Stanton the outside of this club is actually pretty cool looking when they first opened up - long rectangle shape doesn't look like a nomal small club. I believe…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Visited there first time in the...

Visited there first time in the last six months. Nothing really changed. the club is off route 9 which is quite busy. But they have a big parking lot in the back away from street…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

So I returned to LAX after...

So I returned to LAX after a long trip and my first thought was to visit the jet strip. Mainly I was just after looking at some naked women and then be on my way,…

Diva’s Spirits & Grill

Keizer, Oregon

Diva's is a relatively new strip...

Diva's is a relatively new strip club in Salem which used to be a regular bar & grill. It's easy to find just off the Salem Parkway. Inside they did a nice job remodeling,…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, Oregon

Riverside bar and grill as its...

Riverside bar and grill as its known is decent bar to hang out with friends and check out the talent on stage. The lap dances are usually hit or miss, meaning some of the dancers…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Went there on a Wednesday night....

Went there on a Wednesday night. It's TINY. One stage. It's kinda hard to be inconspicuous if you want to be. The dancers are... not awesome. There were a few diamonds in the rough, but…

Showgirls

Auckland, New Zealand

Plenty of young girls and good...

Plenty of young girls and good atmosphere during weekend. $20 for cover most times, you can get in for free earlier on on the weekdays but the place is very empty during weekdays. Been there 6…

Goldfingers

Melbourne, Victoria

First opportunity for a Saturday night...

First opportunity for a Saturday night visit for some years. Had a great night. $15 or $20 entry from memory. Club is up a flight of stairs and very roomy. 5 tables in operation when…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in ages, and after my visit, I can see why. It's as dead as it ever was, like when I used to visit this dungeon back in the day. Thank…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Well, that was fun!!! I stopped in...

Well, that was fun!!! I stopped in for a brief trip last night and was thrilled to see one of my favorite Foxy Ladies working along with a personal favorite who used to work at Taboo.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've covered the layout of follies...

I've covered the layout of follies in the past so I'll skip it in this review. I arrived at a Follies around 9:30 pm on a Tuesday night. I told myself I'd stop visiting on…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

After a disappointing trip to Cheetahs...

After a disappointing trip to Cheetahs Hallendale, we decided to see if Tootsie's lived up to its hype. Self-parked in a huge parking lot as big as the SC. Two police cruisers were outside monitoring…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Since there are only 3 clubs...

Since there are only 3 clubs in Abq, I end up coming here every once in a while just for some variety. I prefer TD north, but sometimes the girls there are a bit…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

While visiting STL I had decided...

While visiting STL I had decided to visit a few clubs in IL for some fun. The clubs down here offer more fun than can be had in Chicago. This was the second club on…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Last couple trips to Silky’s have...

Last couple trips to Silky’s have been really interesting. There seem to be some newer girls for sure since this winter, a nice variety of looks, shapes and sizes. I tend toward the…

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

I used to frequent this place,...

I used to frequent this place, but not anymore .This place is a dump, and it's getting worse due to cutbacks. They got rid of their best looking dancer because she had problems with some…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This place is my new favorite....

This place is my new favorite. For the longest time it was Rhino however the quality of girls there has gone down big time. Ended up leaving rhino without any dances even with their $10…

Baby Dolls Strip Club

Bat Yam, Israel

First time to any type of...

First time to any type of Israeli strip club didnt know what to expect but let me share my experience. The club is on a small block with commercial neighbors, no one really sees you…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Well decided to come her again...

Well decided to come her again after a concert the other night. Cover was 10.00 which included a breakfast buffet around midnight it had eggs, French toast, sausage, bacon etc. not bad if you had…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

I had been to this club...

I had been to this club for a few years and it was always decent . the price for dances , drinks and entrance was always good. But i decided to come back this year…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

I drove down to Corpus to...

I drove down to Corpus to visit a friend. I got to the club around 11:30pm on a Friday night. It was my first time at this place and I was surprisingly impressed.…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

This is an ok club in...

This is an ok club in an ok part of town. It is relatively safe to park in their parking lot though I still look my doors and don't leave valuables in plain sight. Had a…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

A few weeks ago I made...

A few weeks ago I made a Friday night stop at Leather & Lace-South. My original plan was to visit the Gold Club. When I arrived at GC they were in the dark…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

I've never been disappointed at the...

I've never been disappointed at the Showtime, and I think my last visit was the best yet. For a Wednesday evening, they had 7 beautiful dancers, and as usual they were all (with one…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

After leaving Story at 3 am,...

After leaving Story at 3 am, we decided to visit another SC in the Greater Miami area - SCARLETT's. The cab ride took forever and cost like 100 bucks with tip, but we had 6…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Well, I have to say, this...

Well, I have to say, this was my first visit here that I was disappointed. Arrived and there were 5 girls on rotation (all regulars), busty colored girl, chunky blond, little bit taller not…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This place is secretly a gem...

This place is secretly a gem even though the appearance and location are average. The area isnt good and parking lot in front is small, i park a little down the side road because cars…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Saturday night arrived about 8 pm and stayed to just past midnight. It appears day shift ends at 10 pm and night girls start coming in just after…

Fantasy Lounge

Portsmouth, Virginia

I work near by and when...

I work near by and when I got off work I was horny with some cash to burn so I figured I'll try my luck at getting a good lap dance here. In my previous…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Be warned: while they open at...

Be warned: while they open at 11:00 or 11:30am, the "show" doesn't begin until "noon". Paid $10 (with $4 tip because I wanted my car watched) to park at 11:30am. Went upstairs. Lights on. Four…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Decided to stop by the club...

Decided to stop by the club when I was in the area visiting a friend. The club was a little bit out of the way and actually not in the town of Mays Landing.…

Blush

Commack, New York

Decided to come back to this...

Decided to come back to this spot after a long work week. This is my experience from last Thursday. It was about 11pm when myself and one other friend walked in. The stage is surrounded…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

I have the impression it really...

I have the impression it really depends what night you go to this place, in terms of the quality of experience. Dropped by on a Tuesday night, and it seemed so dead that I didn't…

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Detroit This Weekend

So I'll be in the vicinity of Detroit this weekend. Unfortunately, I'll be busy from 2 p.m. until midnight on Friday and Saturday and from 3:30 onward Sunday, but otherwise, I'll be up for some fun. I've done…

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Got to love the left!!!

First we have this... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3306770/posts Couldn't agree more, although I think it could possibility be considered borderline child abuse. Yet, when it come to the Battle flag, never here the "If You're Offended, Don't Look" from the left. So fucking hypocritical!

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Smells

During lap dances, I've has girls that smelled like alcohol, like cigarettes, like joints, like various perfumes, etc. Recently I got a lapper and the girl smelled like, well, a girl. Yeah, she had just finished her stage…

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Anyone get crap PM's like this?

can you come see me To: mikeya02 From: rbkillen6699 Just Now can you come see me Delete

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Nuts and shark attacks in Carolina...

Nuts, will you please stop eating KFC at the beach, and throwing eaten drumsticks in the water? You're causing a feeding frenzy.

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If Hillary is elected President.....

....is she going to pay "slick Willie" back, and blow one of the male interns?

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Tiger Woods is a charming guy! Not!

Check this out! http://deadspin.com/should-you-fuck-tiger-woods-1715195286 Check out the encounter with Mindy Lawton! She was on the rag so he had her pull down her underwear, pull out the tampon, and fucked her up against his Escalade in a church parking lot! Then…

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Bangalore Movers and Packers........

...is the must go to company for your moving and packing needs. Here's a clip of two of our top professionals trying to overcome a logistics problem... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmd-CVZb2jQ

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Unaccompanied Females (Part Deux)

To piggyback on Knightwish's thread; I recently came across a review of a lesbian custy being upset that she and her lesbian date were not approached by hardly any dancers during their whole visit. Seems that female custies in SCs can…

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Ever heard of a virgin stripper?

There is a dancer at my favorite club that told Verybigdawg that she was a virgin. I think that I believe it. The way she dances on stage and gives lap dances shows a total lack of experience. She will…

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OT: Soccer: Red vs Blue

Heard an interesting conversation on ESPN regarding the growing popularity of soccer. When you look at the ranking of the popularity of soccer it clearly breaks down along "red states" and "blue states". The liberal blue states like soccer…

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The "system" does work

My ATF danced at one club for almost 8 years and was usually available for most anything if the price was right. She left that club about a year ago and bounced from one club to another for about 6…

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25 Fictional Strippers of TV and Film, Ranked From Worst to Best

http://news.moviefone.com/2015/06/30/25-fictional-strippers-of-tv-and-film-ranked-from-worst-to-best/#slide=3529921

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TIts and ASS :)

http://imgbox.com/g/4vsXDRwI13

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OT: in shape

I work out frequently (4-5 days a week), and I don't do it because I want to. I do it strictly for the ladies. If girls never existed, I would eat hamburgers and pizzas all day and be 300 pounds.…

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I shit my pants

Lmfao I laughed so hard at this. A girl shits her pants on a ride at an amusement park and her friend keeps laughing and laughing and... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6mOXg9uhaM

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Why the hell is the White House lit up with rainbow colors?

Is this pandering?

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Studs and/or Rich?

I read many of you guys on here and your OTC experiences with your ATF, CF, or just some random dancer. I read them and think are u guys studs and get them to have sex with you because…

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Bidet

All this talk about brilliant bidets got me going today. I ate lunch with a friend of mine and he was telling me that he could buy his dream house if he moved to another state. He was describing it…

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Phat Pussy

I’ve always known that the DS has the best pussy I’ve ever experienced. Nothing else every remotely compares that I’ve ever felt. She’s amazingly tight. It takes effort to get in even when she’s wet. I’ve…

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shadowcats answer

sc mentioned Stone Mountain... http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Embattled-rebel-flag-reassessed-at-Georgia-s-6358747.php

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Platinum plus bouncer

I'm in the area and thought I would stop by. Is the troll still sitting in the lap dance area?

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Four Strippers

Four strippers from two different clubs have been texting me today. Sorry, girls, there is only so much of this hunk to go around.

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Apparently Being Hung Like a Donkey Does Not Guarantee Success

Former teen idol and TV star David Cassidy has filed for bankruptcy and is being forced to sell his mansion. He earned the nickname "Donk" from his brothers for being very well endowed. I guess it only got…

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This settles it

I'm not taking Molly. Damn! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144503/Rapper-says-s-PROUD-cutting-genitals-drug-fueled-party-insists-down.html

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Club Vixens Fort Lauderdale

There's a new club in South Florida: I saw it when I was on the way to Miami for a night of SCing. It's very close to the intersection of 595 and 441 in Fort Lauderdale: I saw it from…

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Unaccompanied females

OK well this discussion happened a few days back with a rather rude post / trolling / flaming. But I wanted to have a more real conversation because I thought this was an interesting topic. If clubs are…

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OT: Should I get little 4got2ribbitt a frog buddy?

Little 4got2usethepapers was watching the frog after he jumped and it made me think I needed more frog activity in the house! I'm opening the thread to get brilliant frog name ideas! What do you guys think I should call…

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How should one go about in getting extras?

A. Blindly get dances, in hopes she may or may not play with your stick... B. Directly ask, and be upfront as to avoid any confusion and wasting of money? But also remember, of any possible repucussions- being labeled "that…

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Donita Dunes & Lethal weapons

Does anyone know if these two beautiful women Donita Dunes & Lethal weapons still work at the strips club and if so, Which one??? i would really love to go see either one in person

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Police issue arrest warrant for former Falcons star

First, how did I find this before Shadowcat? Second, a strip club was involved in the story. http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-issue-arrest-warrant-former-falcons-star/nmnyr/

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Bad news for negotiating with strippers

http://dailym.ai/1CF9Nwr

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Shadowcat in his prime

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDx6glMM6Vg

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Any one have an idea

Does any one have any idea if & when PP Greenville will reopen

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Just a couple jokes

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes…

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A way to make the VIP rooms more colorful

This innovative condom might glow green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for the clap and blue for syphilis. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/condoms-change-colors-std-detected-2/

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Another One

Yeah, I know, John has another questionable one. But I'm so spoiled by the DS that I'm outa practice. So here's the latest candidate. She's 21. I know that's old for me, but I need to branch…

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I need a new pharmacy.

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a…

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ATF

Haven't seen my ATF in a while. Anybody know what happen to Kristi at Dreams in Atlanta?

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Tip Outs

So here's a discussion topic I never fully understood. Stage Tip Out. I know at several clubs, girls can pay $xxx amount so they don't have to go on stage. I think I rarely hear a number under $100 and I…

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Just to say Hi

Haven't been on in a while just wanted to say hi to everyone :) I've been super busy lately. Don't worry to those that have asked my tits and ass will be on display for my horny friends soon :)…

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New strip club in Iowa "The Juice Bar Theater of Performing Arts"

http://www.omaha.com/news/iowa/iowa-cities-try-to-limit-adult-entertainment-after-strip-club/article_fa3a68d0-63a4-59d7-bc10-084172e53876.html

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"This is your captain speaking"

http://en.mercopress.com/2015/06/29/aerolineas-argentinas-and-the-stripper-who-pulled-the-take-off-throttle

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CNN thinks ISIS is marching in the London Pride parade!

Turns out the "ISIS flag" was covered in dildo and butt plug images, not Arabic text! Brilliant! www.brobible.com/life/article/cnn-isis-dildo-butt-plug/

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The Seashell Tattoo

A PL walks into the club and sees that his favorite stripper has gotten a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. He asks the stripper if he can put his ear up to the seashell to find out if…

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Great Reasons to Smoke Weed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0H8WU8yuDTo

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Jiggle, Jiggle

http://zoozey.com/photos/i-jiggle-therefore-i-am-13-whimsical-playful-gifs-to-make-your-day/?aff=1054&utm_content=buffer711de&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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State of Vermont

There's only one club listed for the entire state. The following review cracked me up: Upon entering Planet Rock I was entranced by the enticing aromas of shame and emancipation. Greeted by the radiant smile of the bouncer/DJ/announcer, the $10 cover…

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Offtopic Is Greece going to default on Tuesday?

See video link within link to see possible reactions. http://evilspeculator.com/ Mass hysteria, dogs sleeping with cats, etc. The U S stock market might drop over 1%. A brutal day in US stock market history. Could be a start of a bigger pullback. Good luck…

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What Is Your Favorite Beer?

TUSCL-Lite thread: What are some of your favorite beers? Usually drink these when at a strip club or sportsbar: ======================================= Stella Atrois Amstel Light Heavier: ====== Anchorsteam Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Fancy: ===== Delirium

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Knocking up Strippers

Any personal experience of intentional or accidental pregnancy? Any stories by others cum to mind?

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Butt plugs - Butt Bling in the Strip Club

I hear this is a thing in PDX Oregon - I've seen it at Casa Diablo. Which other clubs trend that way?

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You guys like country girls?

I like this one... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/ba/86/c4ba86556f443befe7569c03024d7353.jpg

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Pizza

What do you think of a huge fat chick in a pizza parlor and shorty shorts stuffing her face and looking at her pizza like it is a pair of great tits? Does that make you never want to eat puzza

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I would never call.....

Papi a "Douchebag loser....?" A pathetic loser, sure... But never a douchebag loser.... Lol. ;) http://www.twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=17809&p=108336#p108336 Strippers. Whatcha gonna do? It's all stripper shit and stripper web drama stuff.

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My Favorite Things

Every since I posted the list of things that I love I've been singing Julie Andrews. Her is my version of the lyrics Big tits on strippers who are as cute as kittens Girls with daddy issues who never wear…

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TUSCL in Esperanto day!

Estas nur brila! :) (Google translate is brilliant!)

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How I Accidentally Became a Customer

It was a hot summer day and I was thirsty and saw on sign that read "Happy Hour. Two for one drinks" A free cold frosty lemonade sure seemed like a good idea so I went in

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How cool are these guys?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3AbjEt2J0 I learned to drive watching these guys! Now I drive like that every day! That is why there are so many traffic jams in my city!

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Las Vegas strip club fined $25,000, gives up gaming license

An adult entertainment club in Las Vegas has agreed to pay a $25,000 fine and give up its state gaming licenses after a number of incidents including shootings and brawls. Foxy Girls, owned by John and Nicholas Herda, has agreed to…

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That is some scary pussy.

Police arrested a 20-year-old Gary woman early Friday after she allegedly fired three gunshots at the man who repossessed her car from the Woodlake Village apartments parking lot, police said. Minutes after the repo driver called police to report the occupants…

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Things that I love

Being 19 again A completely submissive woman Fucking a beautiful woman in the mouth My loyal dog Follies Taking a trip to an exotic location with the perfect stripper Women who make a positive contribution to tuscl, plus jerikson A genuinely funny discussion thread Being high When she…

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Is Anyone Fucking a Stripper Tonight?

If so, tell the story so we can live vicariously through you.

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Will BonesBrother and GoVikings Now Marry?

Lol!

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Make up sex.

I've always heard that make up sex was great and this afternoon I became a believer. She had been on my shit list for a month because she gave me one of those "I'll be right back" and didn't. Today…

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Did I do the right thing?

Girl has been dancing 4 months. Says she's never done OTC except a guy took her to dinner once. No sex. I'm inclined to believe her. We discuss it over 3 club visits and she eventually expresses interest for…

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Dale Jr. Says Get Rid Of The Confederate Flag!

I've tried hard to hate Jr. because his daddy was a dirty racer and Jr. did nothing personally to gain his fans. He inherited them, and they used to throw cans at Jeff Gordon every time he won a race.…

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Swing clubs listed on this site.

OKay, In the list there are a few Swingers clubs listed. But I noticed one not listed. While I have not been there in a few years. I help them move to a…

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OT: Texas women claims she was raped by a pig

The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off. http://www.kandoli.com/pregnant-texas-woman-claims-she-was-raped-by-a-pig/

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Can RickyBoy Marry The Bouncers He Has Greased Now?

Hopefully! Then he can stop trolling us all here.

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Topless Prophet On Line

Alan Markovitz is the owner of the best strip clubs in the Detroit area: Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club. He is also the author of an autobiography called "Topless Prophet" and is the subject of the Cinemax TV…