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Expose

Austin, Texas

I am a huge fan of...

I am a huge fan of Expose but it has been 1-2 months since my last visit. I was surprisingly disappointed. The dancers were still hot but a few things have changed. Now there…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Everything I had read has been...

Everything I had read has been validated. The only let down was the shaving cream show. My years of porn viewing had desensitized me to any visual stimulation short of double anal fisting…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

So, Saturday afternoon, around 3 pm,...

So, Saturday afternoon, around 3 pm, I had some time to kill before going to the Rays game. Thought I'd watch some dancers, have a couple beers, spend some quality strip club time. I'd never…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

My experience at Nitro Club was...

My experience at Nitro Club was pretty consistent with the other reviews I have read here on TUSCL. The club is difficult to locate as my map app got me as close as 9th St.…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cafe Atlantis is very easy to...

Cafe Atlantis is very easy to get to. It's located near the highway exit. It's located in an industrial isolated area. The big con of this club is its interior. The club is literally dirty…

Sapphire Rooms

Edinburgh, Scotland

Another visit so soon after my...

Another visit so soon after my last...wife away what more can i say. Struck lucky this night gecause two black girls there. Have a thing for black girls.....love their pink pussies and the contrast. So…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita's is known as one of...

Adelita's is known as one of the best clubs in the world. The purpose of this review is to highlight the advantages of Adelitas which may persuade you from going to another TJ strip club.…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I went expecting that this would...

I went expecting that this would be an average strip club with people and dancers. The entry went pretty smooth. They charged a cover and some surcharge for the beer we had brought. Went in and…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Tuesday, it was great! While the dollar parade can be annoying, I found it perfect to scope out my favorite girls. Others have said it is a five minute…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Came here on a Saturday night...

Came here on a Saturday night with a couple of friends. It was $20 cover charge and dances were $25 per dance, I believe, but many had 3 dances special. Once you pay…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I should point out that my...

I should point out that my previous review was based on a visit I made on March 3, 2015, so the situation may have changed since then. While I am here typing I would like…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Still one of the most...

Still one of the most interesting clubs any where. No cover before 5. This is a large club with 3 stages and they run all three all day long. On this…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

I went to the bartender dance...

I went to the bartender dance night that sugar seems to have somewhat more often than most clubs (not sure if good or bad thing). Got in around 830ish to a good number of regular…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business on Wednesday, April 8, 2015. It had been a couple of months since I had been in this club. I thought I would stop in a check on a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place since it was closest and was I glad I did. Not too intimidating or posh like some of the Miami clubs, thats not why I go. Just a nice…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in for a conference -...

Was in for a conference - wanted to try out OG as I usually goto SR. Called around 9pm for limo - picked up about 1/2 hour later - very friendly driver. I knew it…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

When in Vegas, I'll often stop...

When in Vegas, I'll often stop by OG to check the talent level. It can be hit or miss, with many MILFs and a few overly pushy dancers. Tonight there were a few…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped in on a recent Friday...

Stopped in on a recent Friday afternoon. The club was pretty busy, about 15 dancers working which seemed a little more than usual for a Friday afternoon. The dancers were actually only doing two songs…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Stopped by a while ago to...

Stopped by a while ago to ease a little tension. I walked in and was greeted by the smoking hot bartender, though I've heard she doesn't do any dances which is a real shame. Got…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Honestly, I have no idea why...

Honestly, I have no idea why anyone goes to strip clubs in Virginia. I know I've stopped in my last one. If it's not the smoke (all except Paper Moon allow smoking, which…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

What a strange place. There are...

What a strange place. There are not many reviews, but one suggested not arriving just as it opened. It supposedly opens at 7:30 and I arrived at 8:30 and was still the first customer.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is a very interesting club....

This is a very interesting club. It always seems to be quite busy and you can always find a couple of gems amongst the dancers, though the vast majority are not all that. It is…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Only reason I can think of...

Only reason I can think of anyone going to the Cabaret anymore is because they want a quick cheap fix. Lucy definitely needs to hire new girls that do not have an attitude.…

Showtime Joe's

Springfield, Missouri

neighborhood bar type place. nothing...

neighborhood bar type place. nothing different from last review. Girls here are on the downslope of their career. no real hustle, no real dancing at least during the week days that I've…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This is one of my favorites...

This is one of my favorites club in the area. Is located in the Long Island City/Sunnyside neighborhood in Queens NY. Friday is one of the best day in the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First trip to a strip club...

First trip to a strip club in NYC and must say I was disappointed. Perhaps I'm just used to the action at my local dumps and IRC in Cocoa Beach, but the mileage here…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Driving though and noticed 3 clubs...

Driving though and noticed 3 clubs in a row, surely an odd site so had to check it out. As others have mentioned this place looked busier then the others so I swung in. $5…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Visited the club around 1:30 PM....

Visited the club around 1:30 PM. Few patrons at the more and rest of the area was fairly empty. Some of the dancers were busy with their regulars. As soon as I sat down…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Safe, suburban location with free parking....

Safe, suburban location with free parking. Smoking permitted, including cigars. Only $5 cover charge and reasonable prices for beers. No drink minimum. Very laid back club, the girls were not overly…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So after reading some of the...

So after reading some of the reviews here, I went down to check out Piccadilly on a Wednesday night and have to say that it was an OK experience. You have to find a small…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

This club used to be Bliss...

This club used to be Bliss and got bought out by Mile High. It is a very nice upscale building. There are two huge bars on each end of the club and a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I came here very late into...

I came here very late into the night, after checking out cheetahs. I wanted more hands on experience and heard this place was better for that. Going into it there was a weird vibe.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Found myself in Detroit with a...

Found myself in Detroit with a friend and had to try it out based on reviews. Nice looking club and it looked pretty much like I remembered it. Was approached by the massage…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

So this place has somehow gone...

So this place has somehow gone down hill. I thought it was already as low as possible. I saw one girl who would pass for a dancer at an other club. The rest were…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped back to the EB last...

Stopped back to the EB last week... like many i am an afternoon guy. Mostly cause it is the only time that o have free.. many have reviewed the layout so i will just…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Oddly enough it was my first...

Oddly enough it was my first visit to the club. And oddly enough it was a first date. The is small and intimate. There was a moderate cover and the few drinks we had were…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for meeting and stopped in early afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, went inside, and took a seat at the bar near to the middle of the long…

Burke and Hare

Edinburgh, Scotland

Visited on a Thursday evening, right...

Visited on a Thursday evening, right after opening. It was mostly empty, just myself and one other punter. Probably about 10 or so girls sitting and standing around the club. It's quite small with a…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Davenport used to be one of...

Davenport used to be one of my favorite cities to visit with lots of variety. SoCo's has been a favorite stop in the past, but the dancer quality has not been the same over…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went on a Sunday evening, got...

Went on a Sunday evening, got there pretty early. $44 cover charge was a bit steep, although it came with a complimentary shot, you had no choice in the matter of what it was.…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Took another visit to wonderland. The...

Took another visit to wonderland. The prices aren't that bad. Some girls give topless for 30 but the official rate is 40 for topless. So about double most other places in the area but the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in a few weeks ago...

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my first visit. 4 girls on shift with only one worth looking at.....about an 8 in my humble opinion . She was the only one I…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went on a Wednesday night after...

Went on a Wednesday night after a business trip on the way home just to blow off some steam and couldn't even bring myself to stay for too long. The dancer quality just isn't…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My wife and I walked down...

My wife and I walked down to Show n Tel from Club Risque on the Delaware just looking to check the place out. Entering was a bit confusing as there were three doors that looked…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review covers two visits, both...

This review covers two visits, both during the week and for dayshift. On the positive side, I think the dayshift crowds have been thinning out a little lately. It hasn't been as jam-packed…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Not a huge place, and not...

Not a huge place, and not in the best part of town. Walked in and noticed the customers are a bit downscale from the club down the street (St James). Drinks were reasonable…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

I feel compelled to update my...

I feel compelled to update my prior reviews in light of recent events. 1) Johnny, the old bar tender is gone. I've heard that he was fired, I've also heard that he quit.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Read and heard great things about...

Read and heard great things about this club. During my visit, I found myself with some free time and decided to check it out. Getting to the club from the airport area was a bit…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

They've done some remodeling since i...

They've done some remodeling since i was there last. took out the small booths upstairs--all rent-a-room action now in the "Miami bar"--small mini club attached to main club. Still the best (lately by…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Physically, this is a reasonably good...

Physically, this is a reasonably good establishment: good location, valet parking if you want it and a parking garage nearby if you don't, very cool atmosphere, attentive wait staff, respectful bouncers (not sure if that's…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

I keep coming back here when...

I keep coming back here when I'm in town since there really isn't much else to do. I visited two different nights. First night I was only at the club for around 45 minutes or so.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Follies the Wednesday before...

Stopped by Follies the Wednesday before last after a long hiatus. Parking is still free in the afternoon and you get the usual rub down by the door girl. The day shift dancer…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at uptown I arrived shortly after they opened I wanted to get there early to get a seat for the mayweather fight. When I walked in it is a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was Parx Casino and the...

I was Parx Casino and the this place was not very far and after seeing the reviews visited this place. As the reviews say this place is good bang for your buck. Very easy to…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Okay lads, stopped by on...

Okay lads, stopped by on a Sunday night based on all the stars in the reviews. If i had to do it again I would take a pass. When I walked in…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I used to be a...

I used to be a constant visitor so I had to make a quick visit when I was in the area for work. Came in during the dayshift, which was different since I used…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Been to scruples. What's cool is...

Been to scruples. What's cool is they have buckets of beer (5x 7oz) for $6. Cheap drinks for the most part. Has two pool tables, but one of them is positioned very poorly making it…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

As great as Detroit is the...

As great as Detroit is the rest of the week, there are very few clubs open on Sunday afternoons. Henry VIII's is one of them and I decided to stop in to kill some time.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Made the semi-monthly Hugger visit hoping...

Made the semi-monthly Hugger visit hoping to find a long lost favorite, sadly disappointed. She had been my favorite for several years but much to my dismay, hasn't been around, (at least when I visit)…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Never been to this club before,...

Never been to this club before, but was in the area and based on some of the reviews from many of you TUSCL devotees, I made a stop. I am so glad I did -…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Stopped by last week on 2...

Stopped by last week on 2 different days hoping to catch some time with Belle. As soon as I got there both days I knew that wasn't going to happen because the parking lot was…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Returned for the first time since...

Returned for the first time since November this past Friday night. Had such a nice time, I came back Saturday. This is a consolidated review of those three visits. So I am continuing to learn…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Neither I or my...

Neither I or my buddies had been here before. We decided to give it a shot because they were advertising the Mayweather/Pacquaio fight. We figured we could hang out before and after and…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

I'm from out of town but...

I'm from out of town but usually go to Gold Club Centerfolds when I am in Rancho Cordova. I was on my way to Gold Club Centerfolds one Saturday afternoon and I passed by…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Well, this one was a disappointment....

Well, this one was a disappointment. Not sure how this place gets decent reviews, unless the vibe is very different from what I saw. I arrived on a sunny Sunday afternoon. The parking lot is very…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

stopped here a couple of fridays...

stopped here a couple of fridays ago after not being present in quite some time. that was due to the same bunch of beings that used to be young girls but are now of stripers…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Took my wife to this place...

Took my wife to this place - this was her first time to a strip club. We'd agree that it was a very couples-friendly experience. Got there at about 10:30pm and it seemed rather slow,…

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Damn Judgmental

I just got told by someone they we're very worried about seriously dating me because we met at the strip club, and I was "looking at all those naked women". Never mind the fact she was working there and was…

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Tucson 2AMer.

TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) - Tucson Police is currently investigating a shooting incident that took place at the strip club, Venom, at 22nd street and Craycroft. Officials say they were called out to a report of multiple shots…

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How many of you watched the fight?

Was Floyd Mayweather really led into the ring by Justin Bieber? That seems extremely non-brilliant!

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The wheelbarrow dancer move

I think that is what is called (I read a review recently where it was mentioned). Anyway I think this is where the dancer puts her hands on the floor and her legs on either side of you (kinda like she…

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Always wanting more money, does it have to be like this?

No, I'm not talking about strippers. I'm talking about what I believe drives most of us to strippers, wives. GF's can't do this as they don't have a guy on that kind of a choke collar. But wives do…

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OT - NBA Playoffs

Which team are you pulling for and who has the best dancers?

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Rickyboy strikes again

So I was in LA this weekend. There was a club I was thinking of checking out, and I noticed that Rickdugan had done a review of that club. I PMed him asking him what he thought of the club.…

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Floyd Mayweather Kept $250,000 In A Duffel Bag For A Strip Club Party After Beat

http://www.inquisitr.com/2061252/floyd-mayweather-kept-250000-in-a-duffel-bag-for-a-strip-club-party-after-beating-manny-pacquiao/

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So were any of you trying to watch the Fight in South Carolina using Charter Cab

I heard the cable went out last night. I was wondering how that worked out. I was at a strip club and they had music videos on all the tv's, even the ones at the bar. Typically…

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Two Vaginas

Somebody recently asked if I saw a dancer in Portland with two vaginas. I thought it was a joke until I read this article. Now I'm not so sure. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/cassandra-bankson-two-vaginas_n_7181766.html

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Bed Wetting

Why I was young I had some issues with bed wetting. Did any of the rest of you? It's okay because I still grew up to be a RICH STUD, a close-to-Gordon-Gekko, in fact, as exemplified by the fact that…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Came here after checking a...

Came here after checking a few places out in VA which were horrible so this place ended up as the best spot in the area. Ended up driving an hour just to get…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I've been to this club ever...

I've been to this club ever since it was The Landing Strip. Things have changed, definitely. The inside of the club has gotten better over the years. The outside still doesn't look great, but what…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Pretty decent club, plenty of dancers...

Pretty decent club, plenty of dancers to go around, mostly 8s with a few 6s that had a little stomach flab it's a shame they didn't do alcohol, but apparently it cuts into the money…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It's been a very long time...

It's been a very long time since I visited this club. Friday evening after midnight was very busy and it was tough to find a place to sit. Eventually ended up at…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I visit Mons last Saturday with...

I visit Mons last Saturday with some buddies. It had been over 10 years since my previous trip there and I actually told my friends that they might be underwhelmed due to the hype…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

The club is very easy to...

The club is very easy to find. Located at the intersection of two very busy streets on Lansing's southside. The club is not far from a somewhat sketchy neighborhood on MLK but…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

I stopped by this bar to...

I stopped by this bar to see what it was like. I only saw 4 dancers working. Two were pretty hefty if that's your thing. One was clearly intoxicated on something, likely more than alcohol.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is awesome. ...

This club is awesome. I want after the fight as I drove past the other clubs too packed to enjoy I was happy to find the club was crowded by dancers but plenty…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was on the way to...

I was on the way to the airport so thought I would stop in on a sun afternoon. Cover is low at $7 as it has been along time since I have been here but…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The Low Down While Club Risqué Philadelphia...

The Low Down While Club Risqué Philadelphia may be one of Philadelphia’s top gentlemen’s clubs (and the only Philadelphia-area gentlemen’s club I’ve given 5 out of 5 stars to), Club Risqué Bristol has just as much…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is definitely my favorite club...

This is definitely my favorite club that I've been to. It is easily the best for value. The quality of dances for $10 is amazing. For this visit on a Monday afternoon…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

The club is off of Main...

The club is off of Main St.and easy street parking was available,the neighborhood seemed very safe.A $15 entrance fee charged and wrist ban given,for in and out ,many food places up on Main Street,if you…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another weekday afternoon at EB, my...

Another weekday afternoon at EB, my favorite time. Around 2pm the lunch crowd (as it is) thins and all the dancers on the afternoon shift are in (about a dozen or so). Many of the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Was at Polekatz last night for...

Was at Polekatz last night for the Mayweather/Pacquio fight and big, big kudos to Polekatz for having the fight, keeping the cover at $10 and then having the lovely ladies there for afterward...that was pitch…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

After about a year absence, I...

After about a year absence, I returned to the Jet Strip. What I can say is that the club definitely has changed, and I talked quite at length with one of the…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I am new to this part...

I am new to this part of town and went here on an extra long lunch break a couple months ago (I think it was a Wednesday) just to check it out and see what…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Went to Scores Indiana for Mayweather...

Went to Scores Indiana for Mayweather v. Pacq... fight. Scores had sent me a text message offering free admission. I was admitted for free; however, to get a seat cost $40 and there were no…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Was on my way from there...

Was on my way from there to here yesterday, and decided to hit Diva's. It's a medium-sized club, carpeted throughout. It's pretty dark inside with UV lighting. The stage is to the right at the…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I dropped in to visit one...

I dropped in to visit one of my favorite clubs and they appeared to be scanning IDs. I didn't complete my visit. Apparently they got into trouble with the OLCC for selling alcohol to…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Decided to pop in as I...

Decided to pop in as I was in the area. Got lucky as I didn't have to pay a cover as some other customers were arguing with staff and I had a look like I…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Showplace is what it is and...

Showplace is what it is and if you know that going in, then it will fit the bill. The place isn't a high end place, it is a place to go and get some…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Review from a few weeks back...

Review from a few weeks back - got here about 10 on a Wednesday. Parking lot big, though very little signage to tell you where this place is - hard to find without gps. Very…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Came here as part of an...

Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+. Unfortunately, the dancers are skilled…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in months ago while on...

Stopped in months ago while on business in indy and was entertained by a gorgeous black girl named Naila. Really smart, beautiful body and face ,easy to talk to, great dances. We had a lot…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Michaels International always has a great...

Michaels International always has a great selection of girls, almost all 8+, with 10s. The majority are Hispanic (hence the alternate name), from Mexico and Central America, eager to please and make some $$.…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Disregard the outdated reviews from 2008,...

Disregard the outdated reviews from 2008, this is the best strip club probably in Massachusetts. The women are attractive as hell, no implants, c sections, track marks, or excessive flab to be seen anywhere, and…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

In LA on some work business,...

In LA on some work business, everyone told me I had to check out COI, so after the Mayweather fight I headed over to COI. My first stop in the COI was Soearmint Rhino. I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I walked over to Synn after...

I walked over to Synn after a disappointing visit to SR COI. It was a 20 buck cover. There were quite a few more customers in here than were at SR COI. I saw maybe…

Expose

San Diego, California

Went to Expose on a Saturday...

Went to Expose on a Saturday afternoon so there were only a few other guys gawking... They had a free lunch special, which I normally wouldn't partake in because, I mean, come on... lunch in…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I came back to LA after...

I came back to LA after a disappointing visit in COI. I had to go back to Portland in the morning, so I wasn't going to go out like this. I decided to try out…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First visit to Tootsie's in more...

First visit to Tootsie's in more than 10 years...Past visits were to the former location...This place definitely looks like a Cosco from the outside. Arrived around 5;30 pm ...No cover charge to enter and better yet…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I recently stopped here on a...

I recently stopped here on a Wednesday night around 9:00pm. The bar was pretty full but was able to get a seat, Stage is long, and if you are stilling at the bar…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

All night Saturday all the strip...

All night Saturday all the strip clubs in LA I went to weren't very good. I decided to come to Bare Elegance, because people say it's one of the best clubs for good looking girls…

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Bringing new meanng to...

... Taking a romp in the hay... https://www.yahoo.com/makers/50-shades-of-hay-farmer-wont-117882219290.html

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Joke du jour: wayward daughters

Three women -- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde -- are talking about their teenage daughters. The brunette says, "Guess what? I found cigarettes in my daughter's room -- and I didn't even know she smokes!" The redhead says "I…

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Fight predictions....

C'mon, lets hear them........ Manny stops Floyd in the 7th round

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Off topic political subject. Sorry.

A man told his buddy, you won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan. Cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes, and take my…

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Making DS very happy

Try this JS69. DS will be very happy with you https://youtu.be/pxBHCyXruXM

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OT: Kentucky Derby

Why am sitting inside on a nice sunny day with the pre-Kentucky Derby on? I don't know a thing about horse racing. I don't know the horses.

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Offtopic, Do any of you play online only pc games?

I have Diablo 3 and haven't played it in weeks. Online only I find very aggravating at times. I thought I was going to get to play it a little. Taking almost an hour to download and…

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Stand By Me

One of the most played songs of the 20th century.....RIP Ben E, King

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Strip club gangs

I got a PM from a TUSCL buddy that visited the Columbia Platinum Plus this past week. As if things weren't bad enough he reported that half a dozen girls were given 90 day suspensions for intimidating the other…

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Club Topic owner wants to replace strip club with senior housing

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150501/news/150509897 "The owner of Club Topic says he wants to do away with the seediness of East International Speedway Boulevard and replace his strip club with an apartment building for senior citizens." I have a better idea. Build a combination…

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Avengers Assemble

Alas, I did not go last night because I thought it was likely to be a mob scene, but I thought I'd share some coo-el Elizabeth Olsen images: http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/27/scarlet-witch-loves-getting-naked-says-elizabeth-olsen-2890282 I bet that nobody has let loose with a groovy WEEEEE-YAWWWW in a…

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Rating strippers

I think it would be good if everybody started rating the strippers at the clubs. You could put there name and number next to it. If you don't know the dancer, it's like a box of chocolates. You never know…

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Lack of privacy in the VIP room

I have pursued this hobby for 20+ years but am still sometimes surprised by strip clubs and the delightful yet exasperating chicks that work in them. I took a day off yesterday and went to my new favorite club…

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Calibration : Rachel Elleman

OK for the guys that have seen her pic, how would you rate from 1-10

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Here we go...the future is now...

Wonder what it would look like in a thong and high heels.... lol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/humanoid-robot-unveiled-beijing-conference-210332113.html

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This review reads more like a marketing ad than the experience of a custy

From a recent review of “Vanity Grand” in Philly: ##################### Last Wednesday evening, I had the pleasure of receiving a tour of the all-new Vanity Grand Cabaret. Located at the former Christine’s Cabaret, Vanity Grand is a completely renovated, state-of-the-art gentlemen’s club…

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The Finger

Yesterday I was sitting at a table in the club, drinking beer and waiting for a fav. A dancer I didn't know came up to me and asked if I wanted company. I politely told her, "No, I'm…

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted. Have not read them so IDK if they are any good.

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Can you get into DATY when her vagina is full of piercings?

I hate piercings much worse than tattoos but there are some strippers that are just so hot that I overlook nipple piercings and just jump in knowing that I might chip a tooth but so far I have not been…

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OT: Do we need affirmative action in the NFL ?

For the first round of the 2015 NFL draft; out of the top 32 players picked: black: 29 white: 2 (Mariota; Scherff) Samoan: 1 (Sheldon)

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Rachel Ellman

I work at concepts in Covington Ky. you can see my pics @bangme.net under not_flawless. :-)

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Spent much of the evening in jail

I met ranukam last night. Also greyfox. Nice guys. You should meet up with them if you're ever in Portland. I think I convinced greyfox to start reading all of SJG's posts and provide us all with…

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San Antonio robberies

SAN ANTONIO - A pair of armed robberies on the near Northwest Side are believed to be connected, San Antonio police say. Police said a man was robbed at gunpoint outside Sugar's Strip club in the 2700 block of NW Loop…

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OT: humanity litters innermost planet, refuses to conduct clean-up effort!

Joking aside, the MESSENGER mission to Mercury just ended! :( www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/messenger-crashes-mercury_n_7184510.html Brilliant stuff! Just smashing! :)

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Lake Louie's Craft Beer Week event at strip club prompts brouhaha

http://host.madison.com/entertainment/lake-louie-s-craft-beer-week-event-at-strip-club/article_912a990a-fbba-52c5-8112-8c8e3b303b77.html "Grab hold of a pair." I don't know how that slogan could be considered suggestive.

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‘Swindling’ strip-club manager takes misdemeanor plea deal

http://nypost.com/2015/05/01/swindling-strip-club-manager-takes-misdemeanor-plea-deal/ It seems like a light sentence for a serious crime.

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When the strip club lights come on

https://www.facebook.com/jacob.geske.7/videos/10202755923418635/?fref=nf

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Pimp in Action

Scene: Me, six dancers and a thugish, pimped out, black guy in the smoke area of a local SC. Pimp like guy was talking to one of the dancers kind of aggressively about where she was from, how much money she…

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This Week's Video that Broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ Bouncy bouncy!

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I wonder if this is the Juice everybody talks about?

Apparently folks are trolling Twitter by posting stuff they are saying they looted! One is calling himself Juice! https://mobile.twitter.com/_NotJuice/status/592888971111342081 Perhaps it is in poor taste, but I have to admit that it's brilliant as trolling! So, I guess it depends on whether…

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What the F*&ck was Strip Club Management Thinking?

So I stop in my favorite close by dive strip club. Nothing wrong with a dive club if you are in the right mode. And this one actually has several decent dancers in the dimly lighted interior.…

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So Riddle Me This?

I guess I have some understanding of how people with limited capacities for logic "think". By means of things like confirmation bias and trying to minimize cognitive dissonance and just thinking as others do (these things of course being related…

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Beauty Queens Should Stick to Stripping

Between that ESPN uber-bitch who took off on the towing company employee and the CNN idiot who blamed military veterans for the violence in Baltimore, beauty queens should stay the fuck off of television. (Except for upskirt shots on…

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Another FKKing good time

Off to Frankfurt May 15-17, going to FKK Oase and FKK Sharks this time. Anyone care to join me? Flight costing me less than equiv. of $150 so I couldn't resist it :-)

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Tattoo ideas for the strippers in your life

http://www.mandatory.com/2014/05/14/the-17-worst-tramp-stamp-tattoos-you-will-ever-see-vol-2/

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Son of SJG

http://kron4.com/2015/02/23/23-year-old-san-jose-man-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-girl-scouts-cash/ Following his father's advice that applying to job ads is a jerk move, Better to take things in your own hands

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Party?

So, a stripper invited me to a party she's having in a few weeks. I'm not particularly attracted to this girl, but she says a number of the other dancers at the club will be there. My intuition…

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sexy bus stop storytelling time

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that…

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Update on the dachshund system!

Little 4got is still being cute as heck, but it's hard to learn the schedule of the sexiest babes at the dog park! I need to pick a time and stick to it! Then I shall demonstrate the brilliance of…

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OT: ever wonder what happens when you pour molten aluminum into a watermelon?

No, I didn't wonder either! But it turns out to be cool! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEhG1q6HT4 There's only one word for that -- BRILLIANT! ;)

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Does this happen in other parts of the countr?

A annual spring tradition at least in the Midwest. Gas stations selling bags of red mulch. Things that make you hmmm...

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Waitresses say strip club squeezed them on overtime, tips

This is a different issue than the stripper minimum wage lawsuits, because waitresses are definitely not independent contractors. Would a strip club try to cheat its employees? http://nypost.com/2015/04/29/waitresses-say-strip-club-squeezed-them-on-overtime-tips/

Finding a Diamond in a Strip Club

We've all been there your at the club and there is a ten on stage (OK 8 my standards are pretty low). In your mind the game has begun. As you walk up to the stage you prepare to scream your opening line. There you are about to fuck up your entire night. Think about it by dropping a stack then asking for some post dance attention she has all the power. Now the tips set out are not for people who have a strict type for you guys I'm sorry but the blonde with a c cup and a southern draw in a Texas club is going to be in high demand. But if you are open to all…

Equal Quality Dancers, for EQUAL PAY

The sad fact about clubs and the demise of the QUALITY Dancers. There were a group of people back in the 1990's, that all had a meeting and "decided" to slowly but surely diminish the girls pay. Once this occurred, there was a huge influx of foreign dancers, that these American beauties were supplanted with. Like weeds amongst the garden flowers, slowly but surely they all crept in. Greed fueled the fire of the demise of the Go-Go tradition, so well known and loved, even by housewives would often accompany their husbands to the clubs. Today, a pile of club closings later....especially in the state of New Jersey, where, formerly known favorites have now become rated on TUSCL…

How to "Lose the Groove"

Sexual Addiction as a Barrier to a Full “Actualization”???? My thoughts remain somewhat confused and tentative. I don’t write this to preach to anyone else as to what they might or should choose. I’m an Atheist turned Christian reverted to Atheist. I've no axe to grind, only thoughts to share. And given the audience I will be interested in the feedback. I became fairly preoccupied with sex in my early twenties. I married at 21 and stayed faithful in actions for about 7 excruciating years. I divorced after 10 years and remarried within a year. My new wife was extremely hot…playboy centerfold type hot. She liked sex, but was still very conservative from a sexual perspective. I was immersed to…

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OT: Floyd Mayweather's fleet of cars

At first I thought he is just throwing his $$$ down the drain – but a lot of those cars are collector editions and will probably be worth more $$$ w/ time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbJmT2BgRw

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OT: 2015 NFL draft

Are you planning to watch it live on TV; follow it on-line; or neither? I'll probably hang out @ Tootsies (Miami) and watch it in their sports bar. Round 1 is tomorrow Thursday @ 8:00 pm on ESPN.

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Minnesota might be frigid, but...

...the Vikings cheerleaders still can represent. (A special for GoViking) http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/photo-gallery/Cheerleader-Semifinal-Photos-Swimsuits/2e16d782-5476-4453-88ab-9910bd3c4385

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Ethical Question

Let's suppose you knew the name and work history of a dancer who posted on here and a third party was asking you to PM them that information. Would it be okay to do so without the dancer's permission? What are…

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Club experiance ruined by sharks

Recently was at my fav SC, a little hole in the wall bar with some decent dancers, and the only one in area that isn't a BYOB. Was having a good time when in comes a half dozen guys…

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2AMer

What is the clocest you have ever been to one? A couple years ago I was in Dallas and had went to Baby Dolls. Later I heard that while I was driving back to the hotel some patrons had…

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Almost a 2AMer

A dancer at a West Palm Beach area strip club upset about being removed from the facility, pointed her revolver at security staff when she drove away, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies. Roykeria Wiley, 24, faces charges of aggravated…

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I signed on the dotted line

Got two naked chicks cleaning my house,interesting.Will post later.

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Too Funny

Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though…

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"Happy Humpday"

Who else hates this saying?

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Vip

What the hell is the free trial for??? This website is a waste of space!!!

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I see TUSCL MAPS!

FYI... I now see a "View on Map" button when you view a city's page, and it takes you to the static maps from before located at the very bottom of the city's page. Thanks founder!!!

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has anyone ever told you not to touch?

I have been going to strip clubs since 18, the first I was told was don t touch the girls. I have never had a girl tell me no touching. However I always go by myself and usually before the huge…

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"Library Girl" auditions for Naked News

On the lighter side . . . Oregon State camgirl Keegan Sutherland, who recently made a nude video of herself while sitting in the college library, is now trying to be one of the "presenters" on the Naked News.

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[OT]: Baltimore Orioles

Because of the rioting in Baltimore, Wednesday's game between the Orioles and the Chicago White Sox has been moved to the afternoon and is CLOSED to fans. That's pretty bizarre. In my 45 or so years of watching sports…

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$10 dances

How many of you have $10 dollar full contact dances at one of your local clubs? Does $10 dances put more pressure on you to tip for the dances when you're asking for change back from the dancer? Because let's face…

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Will be clubbing in Baltimore tonight.....

What hot spots are there? Any chance for "extras"? Any discounts for off-duty cops?

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"Damn that was a good blowjob"

That's what she said. Never had a woman compliment herself on the blow job she just delivered. But she was right. Amazing. The best of my life. I fucked her in the mouth for 15 minutes,…

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Platinum Plus Allentown PA

Looks like the heat is on the whole chain. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=641 In one way I'm glad to see the owner taking some heat for ignoring the wishes of the customers when it came to the loud music and obnoxious DJs that he insisted

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I don't understand small clubs anymore??

Traveling around a lot I visit big clubs to small from Dallas and Las Vegas to Louisville and Portland. But a trend I just don't get is the amount of girls, mainly in the small clubs, who are…

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Jabberwock's avatar!

Clubber suggested she was likely Denise Milani! www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Denise_Milani What do others think? I say it looks like a brilliant match! ;)

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Little 4got2wipe

I just found this video of him as a kid using the internet... https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk

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Now you can put you lovers ashes in your dildo. :)

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/dildo--ash-designer-urn-sex-toy-pour-loved--ashes--0_28vrpfyjypbw

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OTC

I know many of you on here are experienced pros at OTC. I have met a couple of different dancers in the past a couple of times OTC for dinner but nothing more has been offered and I didn't…

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Hey Baltimore!

How's the clubbing up there?

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Future sex

Today's Wall Street Journal has an article which states in part, ...in just 10 or 15 years - there will be robots that will look and feel incredibly lifelike, robots with which you can cuddle and have sex. You'll…

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Is Bruce Jenner condeming himself to celibacy?

When Bruce was young, I can remember it wasn't unusual to hear women say he was one of the hottest guys alive. So, presumably, he's a reasonably hot older guy. Is it just me, or would anyone disagree…

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JS69, I just PM'd you.

Got a question.

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Today's edition of interesting club names

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3860

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Nukams Trip to COI

Nukams is going to COI I told him he must definitely go to Sp.Rhino That said I had gone to Bliss once, was a little to hood for my liking. Any LA peeps gotta good suggestion.

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PP Greenville,SC

I just passed by the club. There seen to bee a fair amount of cars in the front parking lot. So I'm wondering if this is a good omen

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TUSCLers

I've been on TUSCL for almost six years, and I haven't met any TUSCLers. In the next two weeks, I will have met three or four well known TUSCLers. It's weird how that works lol. How many TUSCLers have you met/clubbed

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Women you see on the net that you kind of hope were strippers in college!

i was goofing around reading stuff about space on the web and ran into this! www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2015/04081101-a-moon-with-atmosphere.html Check out the babe that wrote the post! I actually googled "Emily Lakdawalla nude" hoping against hope that she did a Playboy "girls of" when she…

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OT: Anybody planning to donate for relief efforts?

For the Nepalese earthquake. I'm trying to identify the best charity!

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Map of area clubs not working

i find the area maps (Google mashup) of clubs real handy when I'm traveling. They seem to have been pulled. Are there plans to replace or restore the maps?

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Detroit scene during the week

I'm heading up to Detroit this week for a little fun, but will only be there Monday night to Wednesday night. I've been reading through the reviews and it seems like PH, Flight Club, and Coliseum are the most…

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Do you have the balls?

Would you have the balls to do this job? If you did, how much do you think you should get paid? Would many blow jobs would a stripper owe you if you cut down her tree and trummed her bush? https://youtu.be/jrIgGSK4fGQ

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Des Moines Iowa

I haven't had time to read the reviews yet, but any places worth checking out in the area while I'm there for work? Any places to avoid?

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In case you're looking for a new church home

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/21/inappropriate-church-signs-are-the-best-kind-of-church-signs/

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30 Arrested in Raid on Strip Club.

A strip club owned by a senior Kiambu county official has been closed down following complaints by residents. Royale Pub was raided on Thursday morning and 10 strippers arrested alongside 20 patrons and attendants. The licence of the pub, which was operating…