Billy Beer

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Ayinger Celebrator. Impossible to get in a strip club.

Been drinking a lot of:

Stella Artois Corona Extra Saporo

I don't always drink beer, but when i do, I use it as a chaser

Corona

La Belle

Baltika # 8

Fat Tire

Easy Street

Iron City Beer

Guinness Draught on tap and served properly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcvpnYPx-U

Bud light.

I have a huge beer spreadsheet. Here are some of my favorites:

Guinness Bison Chocolate Stout Left Hand Milk Stout Lily Flag Milk Stout Redstone Meadery Black Raspberry Nectar Celebrator Doppelbock Monthy Python's Holy Grail Ale O'Fallon Cherry Chocolate Beer

I can't get anything I like in any SC so I just stick with the typical college fare crap of Miller Lite.

The absolute worst beer I've ever tasted: WarSteiner Premium Orange.....it's like licking a skunk's ass. I could not physically take a 2nd sip. I remember as i got the bottle just about to my lips for a 2nd taste the aroma overpowered me and I had to fight the over whelming urge to vomit.

There are a few craft beers I like a lot that aren't always easy to find.

Most often is Yuengling which is what I keep in the fridge all the time.

More of a liquor guy really.

Heady Topper

Plain old Miller Lite for me.

sea,

"...it's like licking a skunk's ass."

I can think of only one way you might know how a skunk's ass tastes. :)

"The absolute worst beer I've ever tasted: WarSteiner Premium Orange.....it's like licking a skunk's ass. I could not physically take a 2nd sip. I remember as i got the bottle just about to my lips for a 2nd taste the aroma overpowered me and I had to fight the over whelming urge to vomit."

Now we have officially learned that giving a skunk a rimjob = not brilliant!

The days I'm mostly into hard cider because if my gluten affliction: Stella Artois Cidre Angry Orchard Woodchuck

As far as gf beers go: Red Bridge Omission (if RB and ciders are unavailable)

Three years ago, I drank Penn Pilsner, Corona Extra, Yuengling, Abita Turbo Dog, Sam Adams (any of the multitude of varieties) and pretty much anything my son-in-law brews. He also does a mean cider.

Local crafts. I think there are now about 20 local craft breweries in this area.

None of them. Lately, I've taken a shine to Jameson.

In my beer drinking days I put away lots of Kokanee Gold, Warthog, and Grasshopper.

clubber, you should try it just so you too know exactly what a skunk's ass tastes like. you'll never forget it. i only had 1 sip years ago and i can still remember it vividly. and too your allusion; i've only had 1 ass in my life and somehow she always tastes like strawberries and cream. no idea how she does it. (described for JS because i know how much he loves the ass talk)

atac, i didn't think i'd like it but i love angry orchard. red's apple ale is pretty good too.

one i forgot about isn't really a beer but it's my absolute favorite drink. Sprecher Hard Root Beer. i could walk around with an IV full of that stuff 24/7. i get it by the case at the liquor store.

My son makes beer; I like his!

Always up for a Stella or a Guinness, or better yet a half and half with both!

Most European beers, especially Irish, British and German. Sorry guys but your beer is pants.

Foothills Jade IPA Pretty much everything Victory Brewing makes is outstanding. Rogue Dead Guy Westvleteren Abt 12 St. Bernardus Weihenstephaner Hefe Wiess Deschutes Abyss Russian river Pliny Cigar City Tocobago Red - the only red i've had that has any real flavor

sea,

I can't imagine any scenario where I would do anything to see how BAD it is.

miller lite

Miller Lite is my go-to beer. Landshark Lager is top quality. I'll order a black and tan if I'm feeling fancy.

Miller Lite isn't beer, it's closer to dish water.

Harp Sam Adams

I found I love IPA's (India Pale Ales) and as a true hophead, my favorites are Laguanitas IPA and Bell's Two Hearted Ale.

I totally abhor Anheuser Busch and Miller products, fortunately many of the Strip Clubs in Metro Detroit have either Molson or Labbatts, which I find Tolerable. Some will have Becks or Heineken as well- I'll go to imported lagers first if I can't find a decent craft beer.

I like the Trappistes Rochefort abbey ales and local craft IPAs/double IPAs. If I drink the same IPA for too long, it starts tasting too bitter or too sweet, so I rotate. Flying Fish makes a decent organic IPA, too.

My two favorite clubs each have a local craft IPA, which is cool, except one of the breweries isn't very good. For the most part, though, the best thing available is something like Sierra Nevada or Anchor Steam (or in extreme situations, Yuengling)

Miller Lite because I don't get hangovers from it, unlike Budweiser which gives me a substantial hangover.

I brew my own beers, ciders, and meads. Not practical in a strip club, though.

In a club, I'll look for Guinness, Sierra Nevada, or Sam Adams, if I'm drinking beer.

I'm also a bourbon guy. Knob Creek is my weapon of choice in a strip club.

I just don't like macro-brew beer.

The problem with Budweiser is they use rice. Cheapskates.

Stella (it's been around since 1366!) Soft Parade Leinenkugel Berry Weiss Dirty Blonde Sam Adams Utopias (29% ABV) Founder's Dirty Bastard, Rubaeus

I could go on and on. I like almost all beer.

@ishmael. Similar preferences. At the club it is 1. Sam Adams 2. an IPA or 3. Yuengling in a pinch

For liquor it's 1. Knob Creek 2. Maker's Mark 3. Wild Turkey Honey

H20, 0.0% alcohol

Someone who needs to have a buzz, is an alcoholic.

People have to be 12 hours or 24 hours dry to fly an airplane. Why should the standard be any lower for operating an automobile on our public roads?

Though not intended to produce higher quality strip clubs, our California alcohol rules prohibit nudity. So our nude clubs have no alcohol, and this does mean they offer a higher grade of dancer.

Especially now after being on this forum for 2 years, I see that one of the reasons I get along so well with some dancers is simply that I do not drink. Not only does this mean that I am always sober, it means that my persona has not been altered by the habitual use of alcohol to avoid dealing with my own experiences. And of course I appreciate finding the same in girls.

SJG