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Apparently Being Hung Like a Donkey Does Not Guarantee Success

Jun 30, 2015, 9:33 AM
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Former teen idol and TV star David Cassidy has filed for bankruptcy and is being forced to sell his mansion.

He earned the nickname "Donk" from his brothers for being very well endowed.

I guess it only got him so far in life.

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4got2wipe

On the other hand, he lived in a mansion for a good while and during his prime he probably got tons of pussy! And not middle-of-the road pussy either! I bet he got brilliant pussy!

Of course, that probably had more to do with the singing pretty boy personal than the donkey dong!

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4got2wipe

...singing, pretty-boy persona...

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4got2wipe

All things considered, however, having a donkey dong is better than having a tiny dong! Donkey dong = brilliant! :)

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shadowcat

Didn't work out for John C. Holmes too well either.

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pensionking

Being a donkey dick doesnt assure success, but, sadly, I would say being rich and/or famous does. Case in point, Hugh Hefner -- he's been a raisin for 30 years but has fucked hotter tail than any of us have ever even seen.

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I can't think of Hugh Hefner without thinking of him in a popular internet picture. The one with a caption at the bottom. "When Hugh Hefner passes away, no one will say he has gone to a better place." Or something like that.

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