Apparently Being Hung Like a Donkey Does Not Guarantee Success

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• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Story about the bankruptcy
  
  http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/bank…
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  On the other hand, he lived in a mansion for a good while and during his prime he probably got tons of pussy! And not middle-of-the road pussy either! I bet he got brilliant pussy!
  
  Of course, that probably had more to do with the singing pretty boy personal than the donkey dong!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  ...singing, pretty-boy persona...
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  All things considered, however, having a donkey dong is better than having a tiny dong! Donkey dong = brilliant! :)
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Didn't work out for John C. Holmes too well either.
• pensionking

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  9 years ago

  Being a donkey dick doesnt assure success, but, sadly, I would say being rich and/or famous does. Case in point, Hugh Hefner -- he's been a raisin for 30 years but has fucked hotter tail than any of us have ever even seen.
• MrBater2010

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  9 years ago

  I can't think of Hugh Hefner without thinking of him in a popular internet picture. The one with a caption at the bottom. "When Hugh Hefner passes away, no one will say he has gone to a better place." Or something like that.
  
  https://www.pinterest.com/pin/2139216695…