Pizza

ha ha - pizza is beyond such horrors! yeah for pizza!

What about those fat slobs at Hometown Buffet that come back to their table with three loaded plates? It's all-you-can eat. You only need one plate.

I bet they got to go make more room in the shitter

That's like when we've been to Cici's pizza and you see people get their tray and instead of just getting a plate with a few slices to start they have 2 or 3 plates with a whole pizza stacked on each one plus a plate of whatever pasta is on the bar and one full of bread sticks. Easily 5K calories and that's just their first trip. $5.50 will buy you tons of pizza and save you from all that sex you won't be getting.

There's a Cici's not far from me, but never been there. I figured "how good can it be?" at $5.60 for all u can eat

It's not great but it's decent thin crust pizza for cheap. Great for a quick lunch or place to take the kids if we don't feel like spending $60 and 2 hours at the mouse house. Plus, they take requests for free. I always get them to make me a parmesan chicken pizza. The cinnamon rolls and apple pie pizza are really good.

Oh, and just like Little Caesars; you can get a pizza to go for $5 as well. Call and it'll be ready in a few minutes. Anything you want. Not bad if you want a cheap quick pizza or 2 to grab on the way home.

I like Costco's food court. $1.50 for a large all-beef hot dog, plus a 20 oz drink. (free refills)

Joe, I think the only thing that could make that scenario worse would be if she were a stripper and she was trying to do a hard-sell routine on you.