Nuts and shark attacks in Carolina...

I think they heard that "Jaws" was being released again this summer

Lmfaooooooooooo

Get sharkhunter out there. He will fuck up those sharks

I'm going to the beach before too long. I'd rather see dolphins or topless mermaids. :)

I think they need to ban shark fishing near where a bunch of tourists are swimming. I heard a rumor they were causing shark attacks getting sharks into a feeding frenzy throwing chum in the water.

Lol fuckers

I know one thing, if I were to be visiting any beach in North Carolina this summer, I would opt for the pool to cool off versus the ocean.

That's has to be the worst ever, to go on vacation and come back missing a limb.

You notice how none of the attacks were on black people. We're (black people) smart enough to know to stay away from that damn water!