I was recently in Miami for...

I was recently in Miami for an ill-fated (0-3) Giants/Marlins series and made a mid-week/mid-afternoon visit to Tootsies where I had been on one similar occasion last year.

Like last year, I was astounded at the size and elaborate theme of the place. Also liked the laid back atmosphere and value-based prices. Also like last year, I was rather disappointed in the overall looks of the very many dancers on shift. A few hotties but too many whose turn on the main stage and rotation through "the pit" (see the many prior descriptions of the physical layout and routine) are just low pints to be worked through. Had some small talk conversations without a great deal of hustle but was not moved to get any dancers with any with whom I had an opportunity though there was one Cuban looking babe I would have loved to grope but she was tied up with one guy the entire time including some pretty heavy mauling at the bar during which she was fully nude which kind of surprised me.

Query: why do so many So. FLA strippers have such fat, flabby asses? Woulda expected the opposite.