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welcome back @diva1975

i told you your six months in the joint would be easy time https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35382 and oh how time flies. why it almost seems as if you never left

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Biggest stage tips

1. What's the biggest stage tip you have ever given a dancer? 2. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever seen? 3. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever heard about? For me: 1. $150 to DS ( yes it's the…

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China's Brilliant! Market Strategy

Got to love it. People can buy all they want and put their houses up as collateral. Buy if you sell, or, worse yet sell short, you risk going to jail. Now what could possibly go wrong with that plan?

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What exactly Is a "wom-cow"?

mikeya02 brought the term up! Sounds brilliant, but I have no idea what it means! Is it some sort of fat stripper joke?

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Should government have the right to dictate your morality?

I'm fed up with the way things are going. I see clubs getting shut down for various violations that should be none of the governments business and the attorneys keep on trying to fight them with the same old argument,…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

In town again on business. Last...

In town again on business. Last time she wasn't there on Wed like she said so i decided to try again on a Tuesday. Just to recap, $10 admission, but if you can get a…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Found the club online and located...

Found the club online and located it after a little drive. Arrived around 7pm. The 'manager/doorman' was inviting and the security outside performed a cursory pat-down. Walked into the club after paying the cover. The…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

For years I've heard iffy stuff...

For years I've heard iffy stuff about this place, but never stopped in to see for myself, so a couple months back I decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, it was actually a decent…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

I was in last Saturday night,...

I was in last Saturday night, the 4th. It was dead...maybe 3 customers when I arrived around 8 PM. There were 6-8 dancers working. I was not charged a cover. My beer was $5, lower…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

I hadn't been to Sugars in...

I hadn't been to Sugars in some time, I had always liked this club, always felt like a neighborhood bar, only with naked women..lol I finally made my way back last week, and things seem…

The Alibi

Klamath Falls, Oregon

This is a decent place to...

This is a decent place to grab a drink, there was a small cover, maybe 5 bucks and the beer was 4 bucks I think. There is a small stage that you can sit around…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

This place is local to me...

This place is local to me so I stopped in for a look. The location is off the main road and has plenty of parking. Driving up, the outside isn't that remarkable, but well lit.…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

2nd time here and I'm not...

2nd time here and I'm not sure how to feel about it. The ladies were all moderate to very attractive but also kind of aloof. I like to chat at the rack a…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

This is the sister club to...

This is the sister club to flashdancers so I decided to check this out, since flashdancers gave me a free entry coupon. The ladies here were all very hot. You get a nice mix of…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

After a disappointing night at another...

After a disappointing night at another club, I decided to try out Beach Girls, as it was only a few miles from my hotel. I was surprised by the inside.. outside it doesn't…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Many new, young, hot waitresses and...

Many new, young, hot waitresses and dancers, and still poppin as ever! They've added cover charges for nights, but that seems to make the weekend nights crowd down a little, which is a good thing!!! I've…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Went to Spearmint Rhino on...

Went to Spearmint Rhino on a Friday and a Saturday nights. I stayed at one of the nearby motels so it was an easy walk to the club. This is a great option for…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Was in the area on business...

Was in the area on business and stopped in on a Friday evening. I had read so many good reviews about this plac, and was really looking forward to the visit. Physical appearance…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Most my friends are married now...

Most my friends are married now so this is the place they tend to go when the wives are away. I'm not a big fan of strip clubs myself and this one wasn't anything special…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I'm kind of a regular here,...

I'm kind of a regular here, basically this is the go-to club for those of us who like big b ( ) ( ) bs. Setting that aside it has the some pro's: -…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Checked out the laugh factory show...

Checked out the laugh factory show at 10pm which ended around 11,11:30. Wasnt to beat and had a few dollars so i decided to Check out The Body Shop located across the street and about…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is the first visit to...

This is the first visit to Pandaro and I was there on a Tuesday evening during waitress contest. To my surprise there was at least 20 girls working that evening and the place was…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Visited this club on a Tuesday...

Visited this club on a Tuesday evening and was pretty impressed. Cover is only $5, but you can get free access for the full year by paying a one-time fee of $15. The…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Showed up for lunch and found...

Showed up for lunch and found some of the hottest girls I've ever seen in a strip club. Enjoyed a nice meal at the bar with a great view as the girls danced on…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Moving back to Charlotte from Greenville...

Moving back to Charlotte from Greenville for job, and this visit made me want to cry. Dancer to customer ratio was about 2:1 which is good but I didn't see any girls that made me…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I had to try Perfect 10...

I had to try Perfect 10 after reading the reviews on this site and seeing that it is one of the ten highest-reviewed clubs in Texas. The hype is well-deserved! I believe I…

Flavors

Pompano Beach, Florida

I decided to visit this club...

I decided to visit this club a couple of days ago, and I have to say that I was a little dissapointed with my visit. I believe I chose a bad day to visit because…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Decided to stop by on a...

Decided to stop by on a Thursday evening. The cover was $10. Unfortunately as others have said, it is a smoking club and they don't allow cell phones. There is one large stage in the…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in the area after...

I was in the area after work and stopped into Fantasies for the first time since the remodel. What used to be a blue collar bar has now turned higher end despite remaining in…

Elite Showclub

Seneca, South Carolina

Decided to go buy this place...

Decided to go buy this place cause I was in town for work. What a waste of money come in and pay you $10 and immediately A bouncer runs a metal detector over you.…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

This used to be my go-to...

This used to be my go-to place but I'm starting to look elsewhere on Dixie Drive lately. Came in and sat down at a table, waited to get a beer. I waited 5 minutes or…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Well my night again started at...

Well my night again started at mountaineer where roulette wheel was very nice to me. Walked up with a very nice day of work. So I decide to go see the lovely ladies at fantasy's.…

Colosseum Privater FKK Sauna Club

Neusäß, Germany

I found myself near Augsburg. After...

I found myself near Augsburg. After reading the previous review, I just had to check out Colosseum! I'm glad I did. Like James, I found myself addicted! This review will cover my 3 visits over…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I've been here a few times,...

I've been here a few times, and I always feel comfortable. The waitress is super cuter and welcoming, and ladies are nice to look at. It calms you down. Cover is $20 for first timers,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

In town for business and visited...

In town for business and visited this club looking for a good night out. I wasn't disappointed. I got lucky enough to pick a customer appreciation day, free lap dances (tip only). Used the coupon…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

It may cost a lot to...

It may cost a lot to get in the door, and it sure isn't the prettiest place around, but the girls at Dream Girls know what it takes to get the money flowing. I showed…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Stopped in on a week night...

Stopped in on a week night a few months ago. The club was full of a few regulars and there were about 10 girls visible. The girls were all sitting with their regulars. I got…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

The entrance fee varies depending upon...

The entrance fee varies depending upon the day and the number of dancers. It ranges from 0 to 5 to 10 dollars, depending upon weekday or weekend or the number of dancers (the 0…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Been to a few in San...

Been to a few in San Antonio, but this has to be one of the worst. I got a VIP for $20 which wasn't bad. Dancers do different prices in VIP. One charged 40 the…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and this was my first stop on my voyage to the block. Walked in and as expected it was empty (about 8:30pm). I decided to stay, have one…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Alright, made back out to Bunker...

Alright, made back out to Bunker Hill. I had a late night and couldn't get away such that I was going to arrive at the clubs around 2:30 am. This meant Paradise was really…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple times and had varied experiences. Both times management,bouncers, and bartender have all been very friendly. The first time I went they had a plethora of very attractive talent with…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

After not being here for several...

After not being here for several months decided to stop in on a Thursday about 10pm to see if anything has changed. Sad to say not much. The floor has been painted and that's about…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

the first time I stopped into...

the first time I stopped into this place was about 15 years ago. the dancer on stage was about 6'3" and 300 lbs. not my thing so I just turned around and left. with some…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

I'd call this dive a guilty...

I'd call this dive a guilty pleasure except it doesn't always deliver on the latter. Still, I often drop in whilst driving through Top-town, as I did the evening of July 3, knowing full well…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Driving thru the dells area so...

Driving thru the dells area so I have stopped here before and liked it so why not? Arrived about 6pm and wasn't charged a cover. This place has a location which shares the…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I headed to this club based...

I headed to this club based upon its name and the positive experience I had at Club Risque on the Delaware. I have to be honest, I was disappointed. Perhaps I had too high…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

My second (turned out to be...

My second (turned out to be last) stop on my trip to the block was here. There have been some-what favorable reviews lately so I thought I would give it a go. To…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

If you're looking for a strip...

If you're looking for a strip club to go with female friends to...this is it. Because if you are female and you sit at the stage...your top is coming off...and maybe your pants.…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

What a great night at Tattletale,...

What a great night at Tattletale, parking guy, door guy and bartender are all great at what they do. Now the girls, all the girls would have rated higher than a 7, I am not…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by at about 2:30 in...

Stopped by at about 2:30 in the afternoon on Tuesday after finishing up some business on the north side of town. There was plenty of free parking and no cover charge. In the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I have to agree with the...

I have to agree with the last review - stopped by on a weekday afternoon, place was dead. Maybe 5 customers and like 2 dancers. The bartenders and waitstaff were bored to tears.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I made it to my first...

I made it to my first TUSCL top ten and was underwhelmed. Yes, it was good. Yes, there were beautiful ladies. Yes it was full nude, full contact, full alcohol. The bottom line was that…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another visit to the Blue Moon...

Another visit to the Blue Moon but this time at night, its been years sense I've been to the Blue Moon at night, because on my last evening visit the ending wasn't vary happy. Is…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

My girlfriends and I were in...

My girlfriends and I were in Va Beach for my 21st and decided to go to Minx. The staff and girls were very friendly, I was offered a couple free drinks from the bar. The…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Very nice club lots of big...

Very nice club lots of big comfy chairs to sit in. Not very crowded with customers not a lot of dancers. None that were really my type so I didn't buy any dances. So I couldn't…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

As with any club or review,...

As with any club or review, YMMV. This club is hard to find as it is behind a strip mall and one must know to go around the back. Once inside, the dancers…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

This is one of the strictest...

This is one of the strictest clubs in Richmond. The management and security watch everything like a hawk and won't hesitate to bitch at a girl OR customer if they don't like something they see…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I arrived around 12:30 PM on...

I arrived around 12:30 PM on a Thursday a couple of weeks back, $5 cover and the wanding and pat down by the bounce, I have no problem with that added security,…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Lady Godivas closed a couple weeks...

Lady Godivas closed a couple weeks ago. Well know that Godivas was better for extras than the other two clubs in the city. The girls that were at Godivas are now at sensations.…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Have not been here in a...

Have not been here in a while, and whats funny, is I saw some of the same customers here I saw last visit, but different dances, had not seen any of them…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First the cover was $15 but...

First the cover was $15 but yo do get 6 beers, they are about. 8 ozs. The club was really empty on Tuesday, more guys then strippers. The quality of dancers were mixed. Two of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I called for the limo service...

I called for the limo service and got it. Jason (I think) drove a black Mercedes SUV with no markings. Friendly, decent guy -- seems to run the pick-up service. I tipped him. They let…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

This is my second visit in...

This is my second visit in the past month. This is my second visit in the past month. The first time in cane a month ago it was a lot better. I figured on…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Buddy and I stopped by on...

Buddy and I stopped by on our road trip from MI. For being close to to Wake Forest and in NC, we expected a lot more talent... Saw only 4 girls working, only one good looking…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Paradise Found is definitely the best...

Paradise Found is definitely the best strip club in Syracuse and one of the best in uptown NY. The club is clean and updated, the girls are attractive, and they now sell alcohol. They offer…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

I've visited this place maybe 5...

I've visited this place maybe 5 or 6 times over the past couple of years in Jacksonville; it is one of my two favorite clubs (along with the Gold Club) in Jax. The club itself…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Had been in a while so...

Had been in a while so I thought maybe the place had upgraded on talent. Club has been described and is still big with Vegas-like décor. But that is where it stops. This used to…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

This was one of my more...

This was one of my more exciting strip club visits, but not for reasons you'd think. Read on... I was in town for work and decided to hit up this club on the day that I…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went to Deja Vu a couple...

Went to Deja Vu a couple of days ago. First time visiting the place out of curiosity. The entrance was $15 and includes a free drink. This is more of a brothel than an actual…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday night when there was a big concert in town, so this place was empty. There were two dancers, and only one other patron (who was monopolizing the one…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

I believe this club is called...

I believe this club is called "PT's II" now… While going out on the night of the town for Independence Day, I stumbled across this strip club that was the closest to where my hotel…

Wicked

Corpus Christi, Texas

I went to this club after...

I went to this club after their re-launch. I hadn't been before so I'm not sure if it was an improvement, but overall, it's an ok club. There is one main stage at the back…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I dropped by this place last...

I dropped by this place last week. I hadn't been there in a while. Man did this place fall off. La Chambre used to be filled with decent women. I don't…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was visiting the area and...

I was visiting the area and wanted to check out this club. This was a daytime visit. The layout is one long stage in the middle of the club which has 3 dancers…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

First time visitor. One of...

First time visitor. One of my major complaints about strip clubs in Columbus are the pasties and nipple tape. Nearly ruins it for me. I'd seen the banner ads for this club…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

This review covers two visits on...

This review covers two visits on two VERY different nights. The first visit was early on a Monday night. I got there around eight. I know that is early, but you expect SOMETHING…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

I have been going to Volcanic...

I have been going to Volcanic Eruptions for years. Years ago it was GREEEATTT. Then it went thu a period of not so good. Tried it in March this year and have been back on…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this club for a number of years and have chronicled the ebb and flow of dancer quality over time. I agree with the previous reviewer that the dancers are…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

This is a fairly large building....

This is a fairly large building. With the center stage being two polls that a dancer will use going through her routine. Which is usually 2 songs. A private dance cost depends…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Much Improved! I previously reviewed this club...

Much Improved! I previously reviewed this club after my last visit almost a year ago. I was unhappy. The physical club was okay, but the dancers that encountered were older, bitter, and dear I say…

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To tip or not to tip ... that is the question

Hypothetical situation and question: you agree to itc fun with a lovely stripper. You've negotiated the price and services. But despite her best efforts for whatever reason you can't cross the finish line. You have been able to…

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Found out what Juice has been up to..,,

The Lord Mane even made it to church after.... http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-gets-tased-three-times/

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What would you do?

If you woke up in the morning and had boob implants? Would you freak out? Or would you be happy playing with them? This guy has had boob implants for almost 20 years! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZpsqCW0Z0

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Is Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton?

Warning: These videos and pics are for lovers of big boobs only! Charlotte McKinney is our girl of summer: https://thescene.com/watch/gq/charlotte-mckinney-is-our-girl-of-summer If you live on the west coast, you saw her Carl's Jr commercial during the Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo And apparently…

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NY GIANTS JPP AND THE AMPUTATED FINGER

so now that he had his index finger amputated due to the fear of gangrene would that mean if he gives the fuck you salute it would be with his ring finger rather than the middle one?

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RIP: Kenny Stabler

I just learned of the passing of former Oakland Raider Quarteback Kenny "The Snake" Stabler. He was only 69 It's probably odd for a Midwestern boy to like the Raiders, but I watched the NFL (then NFC after the merger)…

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When the time has come......

In GTA 5 there is a mission by this name. It is about two of your three characters assinating the other. In mine Trevor was assinated and his share from the heist was split equally between Michael and…

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I've found a brilliant girlfriend for crazyjoe! You're welcome!

Apparently she's rich, likes orgies, and lives in her own filth! Brilliant! ;) http://gawker.com/lawsuit-rich-divorcee-loves-cocaine-orgies-and-abusin-1716865529 On the other hand, it sounds like she doesn't clog the McD's toilet as much as shit as over her house!

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What are the best stripclubs in the midwestern states?

We all know that New York, Las Vegas, Miami, Houston, Atlanta, and Los Angeles have great stripclubs but what places are best to dance at in the unpopular stripclub states like Idaho, Utah, Oregon, etc... Where do the industrial/construction/business men go…

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Lolita....a good natured tribute to JohnSmith........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1kmzYJErwk

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Google Voice and MMS

For those of you who've said you can receive pictures via Google Voice, is the person sending them using T-Mobile? Or are you? I've heard that it works with T-Mobile, but not other carriers.

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The brotherhood of stripper enthusiasts

I believe that a love of strippers is a unifying characteristic of mankind that has the potential to bridge otherwise insurmountable social differences. A case in point. The DS wants to go to a nail salon. She is the…

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I wonder how san_jose_guy is doing?

He hasn't posted for a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and hasn't been turned off by all of the gravy bowl jokes, which I still don't understand!

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If you were forced to get a punctuation mark tattoo what would it be?

Inspired by www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/project-semicolon-tattoos_n_7745358.html For me it would be an exclamation point! Brilliant! Emoticons count too! ;)

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Who the Hell is Ariana Grande

I never heard of this little b**** until yesterday. And why does she hate America and all Americans? And why is she licking my donuts? Is she a Communist? Honestly no clue who she is.…

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A busy summer

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a dancer who I cancelled an OTC date with cause she kept nickel and dimming me. Worst part is she says no blow job. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35819 Well, she's back. After I canceled our…

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Was lopaw in Detroit?

I was having a great time with a busty blonde stripper in VIP when she began telling me about what she had done with a female customer last week. She told me that a "beautiful 45-year-old lesbian" had taken…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Midweek visit - crowd was pretty...

Midweek visit - crowd was pretty sparse at 9pm, and picked up a little by 11 when I left. Ran into an old favorite and we caught up for a while. She got called up…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Vixens (or any WV club for that matter). There is a world of difference between this one and the many clubs in DC I have visited. You…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

This review is based on a...

This review is based on a handful of visits to The Runway over the past few months. I was there this afternoon and thought I write an update to my previous review. There have…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a big fan of this...

Not a big fan of this place simply bc you do not get anything for a lap dance. No touching and theyll barely touch you. Not worth the $30. The dances on stage were ok…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped in around 6 on a...

Stopped in around 6 on a Wednesday evening. Cover charge doesn't start until 7. I only had about an hour, so I probably wasn't as patient as I should have been. After I got a…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Was our last night in Florida...

Was our last night in Florida and after the outlet and dinner, we decide on some lively entertainment for dessert and so, Solid Gold was our first destination. Didnt have much expectations since it…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

After a bit of a break...

After a bit of a break made it back to my go to club....Dollars are at a premium here. Some of the same old dancers as day shift usually has...one I hadn't seen here…

Cabaret Les Amazones

Montréal-Ouest, Quebec

Ended up here the weekend after...

Ended up here the weekend after Canada Day and thought this club was definitely over hyped based on all the reviews. Though no parking surcharge, there was a cover on a Sunday Night at 10…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Last time I was here a...

Last time I was here a year ago I had a good time. Was in davenport so figured I would check out daisy dooks. Cover was $6. Not gonna go over the layout as I'm…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Evening cover was $15. They have...

Evening cover was $15. They have a free buffet until 7pm and cheap watered-down drinks until 9pm. Club looks upscale and the doesn't smell like cigarettes. Music volume was just right. Could use a…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

I have to say I feel...

I have to say I feel dirty after visiting this location. The location is right off the freeway and a bit on the gritty side. The pink building isn't the most alluring and seems a…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

This place has always been one...

This place has always been one of my favorites. Its well lit and you really get a chance to see what the girls look like before hiring them for dances. The lap dance…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

This club is in the heart...

This club is in the heart of downtown Athens. But since it is directly downtown there is not a designated parking lot for this club and you have to probably park in a parking deck…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

It's interesting how The Ritz seems...

It's interesting how The Ritz seems to toe the line between being an upscale gentleman's club and a downtown strip club. It's not a palace but it's definitely more upscale than some other places in…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

The club has undergone a recent...

The club has undergone a recent change in dancers as often happens in cycles and season changes. The change here is for the better as the "eye" candy scores and "personality" scores of the talent…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

After navigating the maze known as...

After navigating the maze known as the liberty truck stop, I arrived at the club around 9pm, paid the 5 dollar cover and was buzzed in by the rather rotund and lazy manager. The interior…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped in to Kittens mid afternoon...

Stopped in to Kittens mid afternoon when I had some time to kill between meetings in that part of town. First time so didn't know what to expect. The physical layout has the look and…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

I made a visit to Mustangs...

I made a visit to Mustangs on Wednesday a short while ago. In terms of the atmosphere, the club is a tad bit depressing. The exterior looks old and weathered. The interior is a little…

Crazy Horse

Pompano Beach, Florida

This place is like a larger...

This place is like a larger version of Diamond Dolls but without the hot girls. Location is terrible as unless you are looking for it you'd never drive past it. I only came…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I haven't been to Lookers since...

I haven't been to Lookers since the ban on smoking but had a delayed flight and it is right south of the airport. Nothing has changed. The place is nice and big and…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Monday evening....

Stopped in on a Monday evening. Got patted down at the door and paid the cover price. Also had to pay parking lot attendant 2 bucks. Club is run down and seen its better days.…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

I was visiting germany, and i...

I was visiting germany, and i went to sharks because id heard a lot about it.I had been to oase pretty often, and so i wanted something to compare it with. Basically a similar…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

On this evening visit nothing has...

On this evening visit nothing has changed about the physical layout. They have, however, opened up the outside for use during the week as opposed to just Friday and Saturday restriction that had been…

Silver Foxx

Jacksonville, Florida

I was actually not impressed by...

I was actually not impressed by this club. I guess because I had my hopes so high. This was my first time in Florida & have heard so much about Florida clubs. Its wasn't spectacular!…

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What a way to take down a plane!

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

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Getting ready for OTC in Thailand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKuQQwn6ebM

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Big Brother – SC style

I'd recently read about a new sing-in procedure for custies at a black club in MD (Bazz & Crue now going by X4B) – anyway the latest reviewer for the club kinda breaks down this new “sign-in” system and it's…

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Was this inappropriate?

Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your breasts first." Upon reflection, and since…

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Pathetic Loser of the year award nominee

Remember that there is a vote to be held at the end of the year to choose the most pathetic one. http://dailym.ai/1LXetGC

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Follies this coming Sunday (the 12th of July)

this coming sunday shadow and I finna roll up into follies (at about 1-1:30pm) and have a fun time! i realize this is a short notice, but if any of you guys will be in the area on sunday, you should…

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If it was a cyberterrorist attack, do you think they would REALLY tell us?

Computer systems at the NYSE and United Airlines go down the same day? Unrelated they say. Hmmm....????

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OT: Shelled or UNshelled Peanuts?

UNshelled.

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Your previous stripping misconceptions

So is the title of a SW thread – I thought some of the remarks of the ladies were sorta naively funny: “... I thought that a table dance was really on the table ...” “... that you actually had to know…

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No jackhammer handjobs, please

Here's the deal, my friends. Handjobs, whenever they are given, should not make the man feel as if he's being jack-hammered to death. Having experienced this twice over the course of a few weeks, it seems that some ladies should…

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Corny but brilliant jokes!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married! The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent! ;)

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Another brilliant approach to the LDK! You might even call it an LDK system!

Have you guys read the liquid lapdance thread? It included the suggestion below! "I have a simpler system. I wear a condom that is lubed on the inside and held on with a rubber band that is twisted in a figure…

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Happy DOOMful Morning to Y'all!

Checkout the financial media chatter this morning. Absolute GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOOM. Because stevie-girl said so. It's like we're back in October.

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For Papi

http://dailym.ai/1LUmM5O You're welcome

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A 3 Blonde Dilemma

Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma…

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Dennis Hof considers US Senate run

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102815865 He'd get my vote (if I lived in NV).... On the other hand, none of those girls look like they are worth 1k per pop.

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted – have not read them so IDK if they are any good.

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Watch: Artists Use An Atlanta Strip Club to Hit the Big Time

Watch: Artists Use An Atlanta Strip Club to Hit the Big Time

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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?

I see a lot of posts and reviews here referring to the money spent for VIP, bottle service, and 'extras'. While I understand that everyone has their personal preferences and obviously what you decide to do with your money…

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San Antonio Clubs

I'm pretty disappointed with most of the clubs in San Antonio. The Perfect Ten, Tiffany's, The Palace, The girls here are over-whelmingly Hispanic, chunky, with little in the way of social skills. It's "Hi, wanna dance?" Now I've some…

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Thank God for Strip Clubs

I'm 56, been going to strip clubs since I was 18, back then it was legal drinking age. So many great experiences, and a bunch of bad ones. Whey do I go? For the time I'm there, enjoying the music, girls…

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Who you gonna vote for for our next president? Here are the 448 candidates so fa

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/look-all-these-gd-people-running-president

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Jared the Subway Guy

Federal and state police authorities have raided the suburban Indianapolis home of Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy, as part of a child porn investigation. As of now, he has neither been arrested or charged with any crime. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/07/ feds-police-search-home-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle/

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Drama Eruption

Last night, I was at my local club and a dancer - a friend and occasional sex partner of my ATF - came over and sat in my lap. She ended up giving me a free lap dance right…

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

Last night she is late, the club is dead, and girls are trying to steal me from her left and right. The place really reeked of desperation more than I've ever seen before. There are 3 times more…

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Marking our territory

Yesterday I spent some time in a hotel with a lovely 29 year old dancer. We danced the horizontal mambo for awhile; reviewed arithmetic skills (what number falls between 68 and 70?) being careful not to multiply and overall had…

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Diva1975 (and other women), tell how you like your tits played with

In a thread a couple days back, Diva1975 implored us custies, if we're gonna suck on and fondle tits, to learn to do it "right." I'm a devoted boob man and love nothing better than having a dancer's tits smothering my…

Female Friendly Strip Clubs

Over the past five years, it's becoming clear that women patrons in strip clubs is mainstream. Well, as far as mainstream at a strip club can be. Recently there was a celebrity wife swap episode where the wife said that strip clubs are the new clubs. That may more true than I had realized. There are few friends that know that my wife and I go to clubs together now and again. When we first started some number of years ago, we really had to find out way around. The waitress would always try to put us at a table towards the back away from the action. My wife prefers something a little more central. We used to have to speak…

I started dancing in the Worst Possible Strip Club ever, but...

I'm 23 now and I've been dancing for just a little over 3 years. The funny thing about that is, how and when I turned 20. I started at the very first club I ever danced at on a Monday. My 20th birthday was the following day, Tuesday. While working that Monday, I just so happened to be the one on stage at midnight so I essentially danced my way into my 20's. To me, it's kind of a monumental thing, despite how awful that particular club was and how I was made to feel like less than a human being. In a way, I'm glad I started off there, though. That wretched…

Mexico City Strip Club Update

I noticed that the information for Mexico City is outdated. I'm living here now and decided to venture out and see what's out there. Years ago the scene was fantastic here in my opinion, there were strip clubs everywhere. The mileage was the better than anything I'd found in the US, and even though the doormen and bartenders would rip you off on occasion, I still ended up spending a lot less money than I was used to. It seemed like all the clubs had private rooms where anything was possible. That has all changed. In about 2012 the city government decided to start shutting these places down. I've been told a variety of reasons, some say it was illegal all along…

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Crazyjoe and Juice

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2013/RedneckAbs.htm We can't help showing off for the ladies

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Looking for work

Hello, fellow clubbers! I am currently in the market of finding a strip club DJ job. I have 13+ years experience and have worked for Deja Vu in Minneapolis and The Crazy Horse in Cleveland. I am willing to telocate…

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OT: Greece is toast!

No more "Greecing" bouncers or club managers! We're all doomed! Doomed I say! Run for the hills! Women and children first! When we wake up tomorrow, the sun won't rise in the East and it won't set in the West! Dogs will be…

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Inspired by MrDeuce's posts!

Big boob aerobics is brilliant! http://cliphunter.com/w/1081424/Playboys_Big_Boob_Aerobics

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Which TUSCL members has tats?

You don;t have to say what they are, although that would be interesting

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Advice

Ok so many of you gave your opinions about me looking for a new CF on previous thread. What is your advice on how I should handle my current CF while looking for a new CF? I ask…

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It's cool to be little

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ifhwx_c-est-cool-d-etre-petit_fun Original title (in Romanian, at end of video): It's advantageous to be young! My title: Horny little bastards grow up to be horny big bastards

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Video that broke the Internet: topless Romanian gymnasts

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ivn6u_naked-gymnasts-highlights_redband Weirdly, the commentary is in Japanese.

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ESPN Body Issue: gymnast Aly Raisman nude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQSSNiGoGfk Nude: yes Buff: yes Visible lady parts: sadly, no

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Don't we all want a happy ending?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx1l3h_happy-ending_fun

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Things I learn from the Internet

Today I learned that I'm hungry, want children, and am financially insecure. Who knew? http://boreburn.com/15-fascinating-facts-about-boobs-that-will-make-you-love-them-even-more/12367/15

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Juicebox69 unmasked

https://instagram.com/p/4zR8UltQQC/ Picture taken outside Treasure Club

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What's your most pathetic strip clubbing moment?

We all started out as newbies, and I'm willing to bet that most if not all of us who have touched a woman before ( sorry to exclude you SJG) have some particularly pathetic moments from our early strip club…

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Do we do more damage than good by reviewing clubs with extras?

We all know that LEO isn't stupid, and I'm sure everything we write here is being reviewed by LEO, so I pose a question, do we do more damage than good by being too descriptive reviewing clubs in TUSCL?…

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STRIP CLUB NEW YORK AREA

HI TO ALL OF YOU! I WENT SEVERAL TIMES TO DIAMOND DOLLS AND BOOBY TRAP AT POMPANO BEACH, FLORIDA. HOPE SOME OF YOU BEEN THERE! BOTH STRIP CLUBS ARE AMAZING, ALOT OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS DANCING FULLY NUDE AND YOU CAN ENJOY THIR…

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Montreal

Guys, I am going to Montreal for a long weekend and I plan to visit those infamous Montreal clubs. Which places do you recommend? Also, what is actually legal in Canada? What is "allowed"? Thanks~

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How many strippers do you know that have neither tattoos or piercings?

I can count them with the fingers on 1 hand.

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Some titty drop GIFs just for Papi_Chulo

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/pDIn8r7 (Pout) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/tG8xhhH (Ebony) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/ePXoXuQ (Read my tits) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/uLLPzwN (Sideways drop)

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Titty drop with tasty nipples

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/HZ3xceV

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Mmm . . . tits 'n eggs for breakfast

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/5MI1MUz

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Hey Dougster what's going on on the Chinese Markets?

Stevie boy is predicting DOOM, ECONOMIC TRAVESTY. Greece, now China, and eventually the Silicon Valley bubble will burst. DOOM, we're all fckd.

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Stripper Web

WOW....I have heard some of you guys mention this StripperWeb so I went and read some on there and I think my CF must be a regular reader or maybe even a teacher on there. I saw so…

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Open Mouth ... Insert Foot

I was at high-brow low-contact strip club bar minding my own business. Sitting next to me is beautiful stripper with low cut blouse and micro-skirt. I am sucker for stripper in dressy dress that reveals a lot of…

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CF

Well it looks like I am going to have to go looking for a NEW CF again. My current one says one thing when I am at club with her then lies all the time when texting me and…

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Dashound system at the lake

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wB30JTChMzc

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Stripper learns her lesson.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My common-law husband, who has been with me eight years, needed to learn a big lesson. He comes home drunk on Fridays after spending four or five hours at the bar watching peelers. I have got nothing…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

Atlanta police are investigating a shooting early Sunday that left one man dead near a west Atlanta strip club and a second man in “grave condition,” a police department spokesman said. One man died near Stilettos Gentlemen’s Club in the 800-block…

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Dougster unmasked

As a public service I have presented incontrovertible evidence that Dougster is trolling the board...OK, that is pretty obvious! But didja kno that ol' Dougsta is trolling the board under two identities? Yup, ol' Dougsta has a meaner an' stupider…

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Don't Mess With Texas

First, there was a number of shark attacks off the Carolina coast. Now, an alligator killed a man in Texas. It's believed to be the first fatal alligator in Texas (at least in recorded recent history). Be safe out there…

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You guys like amazing pole dancing?.....

The link says it all.... http://www.inquisitr.com/2025732/contestant-on-ukrainian-show-next-star-blows-away-judges-with-pole-dance-shocks-everyone-when-she-announces-her-age-video/

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It's always something

It's always something. Every time I go to the club or have a date with one of them. In just the past month I have seen or heard about (and a few times been involved with) all of the…

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18 Months Later, Toronto Sweetie Contacts Me.........Guess Why

In the past I have posted many stories about Toronto Sweetie, an older dancer that I met at a Toronto area club four and a half years ago. First meeting with her was the most outrageously exciting ITC sex…

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Daytona beach clubs

Was wanting to know which clubs to go to for high mileage dances and extras while on vacation in Daytona?

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4got to wipe was in bed with me today!

So I'm having a great encounter with my new boyfriend this afternoon. I give this guy major props; after dancing for so long I have begun to tire of being intimate in my personal life, and that just fucking sucks.…

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Another weird dancer question

Last Thursday myself and bubbs267 & verybigdog were talking with a dancer at our table. There was a beautiful black dancer sitting near by. In fact I consider her to be the most beautiful black dancer in the clubs. I…

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Mileage

I know clubs around the country have different rules on what is allowed during a lap dance. I was wondering what in your favorite clubs is considered good or high mileage during a regular lap dance (NOT VIP)?

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Looking for FS club in Quebec

Hey guys its Dazymaz back again , and looking for a new club .. Any clues to where a big breasted gal like myself can find work in a full service club near the Ontario border?

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Gigantic Boobs!!!

Looking for the biggest boobs in the NYC area... Any color, real or fake, anywhere in/near the city. Suggestions?

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Is VIP at St James in Houston worth it?

Long time read first time posting on the discussion board. I've visited St. James about 6 or 7 times now but have yet to go to the VIP rooms. My last visit I approached a girl there (which at St James…

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Crazyjoe vs Bonedbrother....

What happens when Crazyjoe eats his spinach... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcOrSWr2HLU

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SJG's Best Wisdom to Date

June 26, 2015 • As I know, when you hear someone calling someone else gay, it is usually because the speaker is afraid that he might be gay. That is how I have always taken this and all related therads. SJG

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Who's eating burgers and hot dogs today?

Little 4got2usethepapers and I are both going to chow down on some good American food! 4got2ribbitt is chowing down on crickets! Have a brilliant 4th!

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SJG's real identity is revealed at last

After months of diligent research, I have determined that our resident weirdo San_Jose_Guy is none other than Wendell the Sexual Addict: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhlqz6Tdc4

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Happy Fourth of July!

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/87QBRPY We love pretty girls with big titties because . . . America!

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Just Having For $80 At The SC

Mood of the night was just to have fun, mostly enjoy the eye candy. Me and my beer, pretty much. But man. The way she looks, she has killer eyes, if I only I get to kiss her that moment and then…

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CF: Two parts

What do you look for when you try to find a CF? Looks? Mileage? Both? Other? And then, on a scale of 1-10 in looks if you have a CF, what is she? And what kind of mileage do you get…

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Stars and Stripes Forever.......

A 4th of July song for all Americans, (libs too)... just play it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

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How much is VIP at the stripclubs in your area?

In this part of Pennsylvania (Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton), the average price is $250 for 30 minutes. Platinum Plus Allentown charges close to $1000 total for an hour, but they are an odd man out. How much do they charge and…

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Breaking News

8-time defending champion Joey Chestnut was upset in Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. A dynasty comes to end. That's got to be hard for Chestnut to swallow

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Animals can be jerks too

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc

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Running the dachshund system at Panera!

Had a brilliant morning hanging out with little 4got2usethepapers watching sexy girls at Panera! Sometimes good clean fun is just brilliant!