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are u going to fuck me like that ?

So i got this striper bitch o the side of the bed in a standing military position and im straight up drilling this pussy...i mean loud skin slapping wet plunger sounds drilling.....and she keeps saying over and over again "…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I came on a Sunday night...

I came on a Sunday night for industry night. They have an open bar for two hours for members of the service industry, which is really really nice (leaves you with more money for tipping)! The…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been awhile since I've been here...

Been awhile since I've been here and decided to stop by. I don't get down this way a lot. It is a more seedy area, surrounded by junkyards, but I'm sure you've seen that…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

So some helpful tips that I...

So some helpful tips that I haven't seen with the other reviews of this club yet. If you are a local the entrance fee is actually free. I'm not a local but I…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

Visited Vegas Cabaret (VC) on Friday...

Visited Vegas Cabaret (VC) on Friday afternoon 5/8/15 around 4:00 pm. - no cover charge; plenty of free parking; and 2-for-1 drinks (does not apply to bottled water AFAIK). I have reviewed VC before thus I…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with only one stage. Definitely alot of locals and regulars. Only a few dancers that night. Dances against the wall were $10, in a raised area…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Against my better judgment I returned...

Against my better judgment I returned to CCR. Only 4 dancers rotating between main and back stage so each danced for about 15 minutes. Waitress was the sexiest lady there, too bad she didn't dance however…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Lipstick on a pig is how...

Lipstick on a pig is how you could sum this place up. Sure, it looks cleaner than its former iteration, but it still has a creepy vibe and really just seems like cheaters with new…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

It was a dreary evening with...

It was a dreary evening with heavy fog and I needed to get out of the house for a few hours and enjoy a little diversion... Figured Centerfolds might have some fresh scenery and made…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

GGR is always a nice stop...

GGR is always a nice stop to sit back and gaze upon some casual nudity, but the real value would be in the 5 minute lap dances... you can't beat $20 for full contact grinding…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

My first visit since they started...

My first visit since they started serving alcohol and it seems... unfortunate. The quality of girls was way down when I was there, with tons of new faces that I deemed average. Cover was $15,…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

It's amazing how many dancers they...

It's amazing how many dancers they have out. This is a great place to entertain clients and enjoy the company of beautiful women. I'd recommend their fillet from the restaurant it's excellent.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I always seem to wind up...

I always seem to wind up here when I am in town Detroit Strip Clubbing, and in the 10+ times I have been here, it has only failed me once. With the weather being…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

A great club with gorgeous girls...

A great club with gorgeous girls and a relaxed atmosphere. The stage show is not the reason for anyone's visit. The action takes place in the VIP area where ladies go full nude full contact…

Fabulous TNT's

Colorado Springs, Colorado

I went to TNT's for old...

I went to TNT's for old times sake. I used to go here about 20 years ago when there were more options in the Springs. There were 13 girls on shift when I went, several…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped by this place around 11...

Stopped by this place around 11 on a Saturday. I entered and the place was packed. There was even a line for nude laps. For the dancers, a mix of body types…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First off, I'm gonna say, this...

First off, I'm gonna say, this was my first visit to a black strip club so I didn't really know what to expect. Club itself is in an industrial setting, and it appears building…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I have been back a few...

I have been back a few times since my last report. Sadly, it seems the girl I usually get "dances" from may be preggers. Her belly has gotten a bit rounder each time I have…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Was passing through so I decided...

Was passing through so I decided to stop. Now, I had visited about a month ago and had a ball, but this time not so much. First thing, I got there when they…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Went to Venom on a Saturday...

Went to Venom on a Saturday around 7:45 pm. After paying the $7 cover and being wanded down, I found a place that was nearly empty. I counted maybe 5 or 6 customers and about…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Well, I finally got down to...

Well, I finally got down to the Mexican border with enough time to enjoy a lengthy visit to Zona Norte, and one of the places I spent some time (and $$$) at was Hong Kong…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I finally got down to Tijuana...

I finally got down to Tijuana to check out the scene there, and I spent a little time at Adelita's. I'm sorry to say, but it was a tremendous disappointment. It was so NOT, I…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

The short story is, I don't...

The short story is, I don't particularly like the club, it's run down and loud, but I had an amazing experience here quite by accident, which I'd like to share with anyone who might be…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Nice club in the IE. ...

Nice club in the IE. Pricing is one of the better one out there especially if you go on Monday. Only 6 bux to get in with one drink included. Floor is…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped by the club after work...

Stopped by the club after work one evening. The place was a little empty but I was willing to wait because I had heard from a friend that a nice looking latina was working…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I don't get this place. The...

I don't get this place. The girls aren't all that friendly, but once in a while you get lucky...barely. I got out of the office early friday so i stopped by for a beer. 5…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in a while last night, and was surprised with how dead it was. The few times I have been there before on a Sunday night, there's been a decent…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I try to stop at Desire...

I try to stop at Desire every time I pass through Providence, about every other month. In my opinion it's the only club in Providence worth a stop. The place is nice and clean, and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This place is located just far...

This place is located just far enough outside of L.A where nobody will recognize you. The girls were mixed the night I went with my roommate and a friend who are veterans of the…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Was really looking for a place...

Was really looking for a place to watch some hockey. I know sounds strange but true. Doorman said should be no problem. Once inside all 4 big screens had same baseball game…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

In Seattle for business and didnt...

In Seattle for business and didnt have a meeting until much later on Monday morning. So I decided to hit up the tourist trap to see how reliable the ladies would be. The…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I visit here on Sunday evening...

I visit here on Sunday evening after weekend business meeting, therefore the strip club is slower and girl pay more attention to you because less patron. Still a good selection of beautiful dancer. There is…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This is a composite of a...

This is a composite of a couple recent visits. Yes, the official law of the club is nipple tape. But my observation was that the bouncers are only enforcing the tape enough to have plausible…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

What a letdown after reading lots...

What a letdown after reading lots of glowing reviews. The club is small an very average inside. The dancers were generally not that good looking as most were about a 6 in looks. The first dancer…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

I went to Concepts after visiting...

I went to Concepts after visiting the casino on a weekday afternoon. The place was very small and very smoky, and almost empty. There were also not many dancers, and none of them were very…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Stopped by a couple Fridays ago....

Stopped by a couple Fridays ago. Average visit for Bristol. The place is pretty much a typical Wisconsin bar with dancers. Not very big. Stage is at floor level with probably…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Clean, plain little club. Good seating...

Clean, plain little club. Good seating arrangement for the stage. Smallish place, but kinda quaint. It's topless, not nude. Small beer selection. Decent booze selection. Dancer quality varies. Plenty of overweight gals, but sometimes you…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I haven't stopped here in a...

I haven't stopped here in a while, so I gave it a try between some business. I like the free parking and no cover during the day. Haven't been during a night shift in several…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in Indy and Brad's was...

Was in Indy and Brad's was a place I had to visit given all of the strong reviews. Located out a bit and actually much smaller than I anticipated however looks are deceiving when…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I had a family emergency and...

I had a family emergency and made an unexpected/unplanned trip to North Carolina. On Saturday night, I stopped into the Gold Club. This is the second time I've been here. My first visit was good,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Was heading to Chicago from NY...

Was heading to Chicago from NY and decided to take a break from all the driving. I figure a strip club would be better than rest stop . Anyway the club was decent looking…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

I got there not too long...

I got there not too long after they opened on a Wednesday night. The Best part was I never got asked to pay the cover. As soon as I walked in a thin, not too…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by on Friday afternoon...

Stopped by on Friday afternoon and the usual crowd was there, no new dancers but there did seem to be bouncers present. Got a dance from a regular and I was warned…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This was the third of the...

This was the third of the four Hamilton bars that I visited.The decor was like I was transported back into the 60's. To me it seemed very dark. And the way the seating was…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

So i was in Allentown for...

So i was in Allentown for the day and decided to check this place out. to me its in a weird area in a little shopping strip next to a grocery store. when you walk…

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

Was in the area for my...

Was in the area for my golf outing. Went to silks late to catch up with some friends. About 8 dancers, 2 -3 patrons not including friends. Girls were young…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

It's 2 pm Monday afternoon and...

It's 2 pm Monday afternoon and I am sitting on the second floor of club Fantasies. Since I am typing my review at the club you must know there s no talent dancing on…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Visited this club a couple times...

Visited this club a couple times on a Monday and Tuesday. Probably not the best days to hit a strip club but those were the only evenings I could make it there. The…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided to check out Casa Diablo 2 which is now across the parking lot from the Acrop. After a bit at CD2 I walked over. The cover at Acrop…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I made a late Friday evening...

I made a late Friday evening visit to the Landing Strip last week since I could not sleep. I was really in the mood for a spinner, and did not know what the club had…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I stopped by this place after...

I stopped by this place after passing it a few times on my way to work. I decided to stop by around 6pm on Saturday, April 25th to get a drink and a view…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I went to my favorite club...

I went to my favorite club on Saturday evening. It was really slow for a Saturday. This may sound like a bad thing but really it would have been a good thing if…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Worked here for a while, the...

Worked here for a while, the atmosphere is bar like (pool table and everything). Only reason I left is because it's the sort of place where guys come to stare at their cell phones OR…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The den sits off the highway...

The den sits off the highway and has its own parking lot. The club is small and as I've only been during the afternoons it's pretty quiet typically. Generally the talent is fairly…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

The Men's club is an awesome,...

The Men's club is an awesome, awesome place to go after a fun night of drinking to wind down. Yes, it costs $15 to get in the door, but you get a breakfast buffet. They…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

I walked in on a Sunday...

I walked in on a Sunday not knowing what to expect . There was a very nice and pretty lady bartender and some very gorgeous girls working. Everyone was nice and the show was good.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited this club around 3 weeks...

Visited this club around 3 weeks back. Have been here more than a few times before but this was my first visit in this year. Arrived around midnight. Paid $20 cover. A lot of girls…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

There were fourteen dancers (one 8,...

There were fourteen dancers (one 8, five 7's, and the rest were 6's or below with a 33/66 ebony to ivory mix) and about thirty customers when I arrived. After reviewing the line-up and…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Wandered in after a late lunch...

Wandered in after a late lunch on a Thursday afternoon--Misty was working the bar and most of the girls are becoming regulars by now--Raquel, Selena, Vanessa, and a few that I still haven't learned the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

So, I have visited this club...

So, I have visited this club several times in the Big Easy. Of the Bourbon Street Clubs, it is one of my favorites. Cover is the typical $20, but can be waived if…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business about 2 months ago. My hotel was across the street from the club so I decided to go take a visit. I walked into a club that…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Definitely Worth the visit.Cover was $10....

Definitely Worth the visit.Cover was $10. Drinks are little high but $25 dances makes it worth it. Atlanta was awesome as far as private dances go. Lots of personal attention. Most ofThe dancers were pretty…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited a few weeks ago during...

Visited a few weeks ago during the 2 for 1 dance time on Monday, late in the afternoon. Not too many guys in the place, and the dancer count was also low. They…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Amazon women (not) in the mood. This...

Amazon women (not) in the mood. This title is a ref to a Futurama episode, in case you wonder. The club is the same, but this night was much different from others. Possibly I picked the wrong…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Hot club in the local neighborhood....

Hot club in the local neighborhood. Dropped by with couple of friends and had a good time. I would not say this is the best but best value for money. $10 dances and few choices…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first Wednesday visit...

This was my first Wednesday visit and my second during the evening. I'd learned the hard way previously not to attempt to go after 5 pm. But that was on a Friday and…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I stopped by Hong Kong on...

I stopped by Hong Kong on a Saturday night towards the early part of April. I haven't seen a lot of reviewers mention that at the TJ border taxi stand there are 2 lines, one…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I stopped by Adelita's before hitting...

I stopped by Adelita's before hitting Hong Kong up around 330pm on a Saturday afternoon in early April. The club is pretty much a large open room with a stage in the middle and seats…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

visited on a Sunday night with...

visited on a Sunday night with a buddy, my expectations were not very high. $5 cover, got wanded by security. We were walked to a table and ordered a couple of beers right away. Place…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

by 7th street standards this is...

by 7th street standards this is an "upscale club" but it is still a dive. Bar immediately in front of you when u walk in is where everyone hangs out. Its a good place…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I had been meaning to check...

I had been meaning to check this place out, but their hours (they don't open until 7PM) made it a pain - there are other clubs in the area I like and I know are…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Hadn't been to a strip club...

Hadn't been to a strip club in quite some time. I sought out a club along my route returning from Atlantic City towards NY. This turned out to be a decent stop.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

It's the newest club in town...

It's the newest club in town and I have to check each one out at least once so I stopped in. Easy parking and right next to a bar so the location is pretty nice.…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Not a big club but has...

Not a big club but has lots to offer. Upscale club nice atmosphere much better clientele and quality of dancers than other clubs in town. Best time to come if you want to spend some…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

My friends and I always try...

My friends and I always try to visit the club on the weekends since all the hot Russian women are dancing. It was the same story this time around. We had a blast. The staff…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

I came here for lunch today...

I came here for lunch today with a buddy of mine. The place seemed pretty quiet. There wasn't a lot of dancers working or maybe they were all just busy in the champagne room. I…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I was a little worried about...

I was a little worried about the neighborhood but was reassured by the security in ther parking lot. Good mix of white and black girls. Club has a variety of ages and body types. The…

Commotions

LaGrange, Georgia

This place is not much to...

This place is not much to look at, outside and inside. However, with a $5 cover and total nude girls, worth a try. I will warn about arriving too early. Got there at 730 and…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Stopped by on Sunday evening. There...

Stopped by on Sunday evening. There were two girls on the front steps hanging out. I thought the place was closed at first, but they said they would go inside and dance. The inside was…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

This place was totally opposite of...

This place was totally opposite of other Gold Club's I've been to. Remote, isolated location with little lighting and signage. I should have realized by the three cars in the parking lot how bad it…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

The Matador was not hard to...

The Matador was not hard to find, as other indicated. Decent appearance, inside and outside. There were only a few customers when I arrived and no dancing. Spent an hour watching TV while a few…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

This is my second review of...

This is my second review of the club, though I've been there a few times between the two reviews while in Atlanta. It's been my go to club for a while thanks to decent…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Stopped in on a Friday night....

Stopped in on a Friday night. This place has some very attractive girls but it can be a little difficult to get a dance with someone you have your eye on. Eventually if…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yes, the other reviewers got it...

Yes, the other reviewers got it right. This place is hard to find in a Center City alley, it's tiny--doesn't take much of a crowd to make it difficult to get around. The…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

Been to the spot a few...

Been to the spot a few times, money always goes a long way. Most recent visit was friday after midnight and left with lint in my pockets. there were 6 girls and got…

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Cincy help

I need your help. I'm in Cincinnati for 3 nights with a car. I've read the reviews, I've search neighboring suburbs. But I still can't find an appealing club. Did I miss one? Any advice?

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Papi's legs inquiry...

Does anyone else have images in their head when a certain TUSCLer discusses another woman?

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Desensitized

I've always loved women – in particular a woman's body. As a young-boy/teenager; being able to see at least one attractive naked woman was an unbelievable thrill. I was @ Tootsies a couple of weeks ago and I was standing against the…

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Snow

I threw snow balls today

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Detroit Reprort / BTs to the rescue (once again)

With it being one of the first hot weekend nights of summer (what happened to spring?) I figured this wouldn't be a big Strip Club night. I did a lot of traveling this week and was pretty worn out…

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Maybe if I tickle a stripper's pussy

She'll let me in. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150508-crabs-tickle-shellfish-science-animals-new-zealand/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_tw20150509news-crabshellfish2&utm_campaign=Content&sf9057799=1

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Legs ?

On Clubber's “boob thread” “warhawks” mentioned his love for long legs. We've often had threads about boobs and butts – and so we should since these are obviously important topics to be discussed. But I don't recall any recent threads about specifically…

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You're only as old

as the women you fuck. How old are you going to be this week?

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If given the opportunity would you?

Take this MILF? http://allthingsapple.me/thoughts-on-apples-hiring-of-burberry-ceo-angela-ahrendts/ Or how high are your personal standards? http://www.theage.com.au/it-pro/business-it/apples-angela-ahrendts-named-toppaid-us-woman-with-us83-million-20150506-ggv5ke.html

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A Perfect Mother's Day

http://www.theonion.com/article/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten--32401

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Is it lack of pussy that gives so many posters on here PMS?

According to most of the posts on here were are all getting laid regularly. Guys don't lie to boost their egos do they? But if that is true why is it that I see so much negative comments being posted.…

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Pathetic Loosers

I got on the Mons Venus (Tampa) live show cam the other night to check out who was working before stopping in. Several guys were making comments about the different dancers on stage and when one in particular dancer…

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Another Facebook question if anyone knows?

Is there a way to tell if one of your friends posts are open to the public or viewable only to friends? I'm not sure how you tell. I have enough trouble with photos. I thought maybe you could set individual…

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When weather names sound like strippers

There's snow storm Venus on one stage and tropical storm Ana on the other stage. The people caught in the middle are getting hail to pay. Was the weather guy naming all these storms at a strip club? hmmm :)

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Porn reducers boners?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/porn-and-video-game-addiction-are-leading-to-masculinity-crisis-says-stanford-prison-experiment-psychologist-10238211.html "He also mentioned the growing problem of a disputed phenomenon called 'porn-induced erectile dysfunction', or PIED: "Young boys who should be virile are now having a problem getting an erection." "You have this paradox - they're watching exciting videos that should…

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A Conundrum

As a follow up to the thread on all women wanting larger men, I'm often confused by the Facebook postings of a dancer I know. About 85 percent of her posts are about her lying, cheating baby daddy.…

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@SJG: "Here's How Much New York and San Francisco's Tight Housing Markets Are Hu

Saw this article on Bloomberg and it reminded me of our discussions regarding rents in NYC and SF: http://bloom.bg/1caQ6FZ Unfortunately it is very short and doesn't go into much detail, but the thesis is that the high rent prices in these…

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Happy Mother's Day to all the TUSCL Moms !

We have several Dancers that subscribe to this forum. It's been my experience that most of my ATF's have been single moms. In fact all of my GFE's are single moms. I just want to wish a Happy Mother's Day…

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How Many

How many TUSCLers are into Knockers? http://makesmydickhard.tumblr.com/post/4949251192/absolutely-perfect Saw this pic and decided to revisit the discussion. MrDeuce, CrazyJoe, and Clubber did a pretty good job on topic the past couple of days.

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Doraville,GA Question AMP

So, on the way home most days I drive up Buford hwy. It is really hard not to stop at Follies, but I do drive by as slow as I can. Anyways, I noticed that…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Had not been back since it...

Had not been back since it re-opened, and won't be making any trips back anytime soon. had business in the Kent area, and swung thru before heading back to Cleveland.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

This club has had its ups...

This club has had its ups and downs. Right now, it seem to be going up. At one time, this was the top club in NJ, but it fell off its throne, largely due to…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

The...

The place itself is nice, clean, and safe. The area by the stage is small, tables are limited. There is a nice stretched bar to sit at. Lap dance area…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Another long overdue trip to Washington...

Another long overdue trip to Washington Park. I have already covered the exterior of the club in previous reviews. WesWent inside without paying the cover as i reached before 7 pm which is…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

After it finished 6 month construction...

After it finished 6 month construction and decoration, I just want to check it out the new look. The parking garage and new doors look nice. Everything else are basically the same. Surprise to me…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This club appears to have seen...

This club appears to have seen better days. It is located in a residential neighborhood, with on street parking. Right now, the club appears in decay. There is minimal to no sign to lead you…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

It was our first trip to...

It was our first trip to lust on a Friday night. There are a few dancers that don't work Saturday's but work Fridays so we got to see a slight different crop of dancers. Friday…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Arrived late afternoon and got to...

Arrived late afternoon and got to see the shift change. Just after shift change there were about 15 guys there and 12 dancers mingling. Been a while since I have been here and was…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

Kind of a blue collar crowd,...

Kind of a blue collar crowd, so don't expect a Vegas style mega club. Clientele and dancers are mostly Hispanic. Dancers seemed to be a 50/50 mix of older and thicker women or…

Hollywood Showgirls

Gold Coast, Queensland

While on the Gold Coast, I...

While on the Gold Coast, I found some time to visit Hollywood Showgirls during a hectic business trip. I left a boring dinner to go alone to this well appointed club. Not only was it…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Got there in the afternoon. Plenty...

Got there in the afternoon. Plenty of stripmall parking. I asked the door guy if they would accept a pass from Synn, and he said yeah since they were competition. I guess I never thought…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Divas is a club located off...

Divas is a club located off 422W. There is easy access on and off the highway. There are ample parking spaces. I have visited this club at least three times, so I feel confident in…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

I usually have a great time...

I usually have a great time here, but I guess I got there during a slow period or something. From what I could tell, there was only one girl working. It got better later on…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Platinum Plus has closed, at least...

Platinum Plus has closed, at least temporarily, due to a court order precipitated by an ongoing court case. I had a chance on Thursday May 7th, the last day the club operated, to talk with…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

Was near LAX and decided to...

Was near LAX and decided to try out a new place. As others have said, the place looks really shady from the outside - a very mildly modified old industrial building. I walked…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped by towards the end of...

Stopped by towards the end of the afternoon, with only an hour to kill. It has been two years since I've been in the club, and it has been substantially freshened inside. The carpet is…

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A question for the ladies

Mrs Seaboard recently posted that all women prefer a big dick, with girth being the most important but length being an added bonus. As an aside, I note that she made this comment in sort of a wistful way,…

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Another Joke of the Day

Baby elephants are 250 pounds at birth making them biggest babies on earth -- right behind Tom Brady

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Dancers among us

So I'm talking to a dancer the other night about good clubs in various cities. She asks how I know so much about strip clubs nationwide. I tell her I travel a lot, plus I hang out with…

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Adding to mikeya's thread

This video is training on how to drive like an ass hole https://youtu.be/uYKvbhhEKd0

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Strip clubs can lead to trauma, addictions

A therapist writes about the "trauma" caused by strip clubs. http://www.theindependent.com/opinion/another_opinion/strip-clubs-can-lead-to-trauma-addictions/article_0812d302-f5c5-11e4-93ac-cb6b8b6e47ac.html This is one of her findings: "Upon research, some strip clubs offer either back rooms or VIP rooms where many of the strippers can make extra money by performing private lap dances…

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This week's video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford's bra doesn't fit

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/abigail-ratchford-bouncing-bra-video/ Bouncy bouncy again!

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At times like this I sympathize with the dancers

From a recent review of Dejavu in Tacoma Washington. What an idiot. He feels horribly ripped off because he got three lap dances and the dancer expected to be paid. I know I was a newbie once,…

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Wacko in Waco

http://www.kwtx.com/ourtown/home/headlines/Waco--Gunfire-Reported-For-A-Second-Night-At-Local-Strip-Club-303180931.html

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Long Island 2AMer.

DEER PARK, N.Y. (AP) - Police on Long Island say two men were shot at a strip club that was also the scene of a fatal shooting last year. The victims in Saturday's shooting at Illusions Gentlemen's Club suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Suffolk…

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How to properly merge in traffic.....

Get out the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIayp1-U1Ig

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More boobs than the CLuB

For all you boob lovers out there.. does your phone have kore boobs than the strip club?

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Another boob question.

The "For all the Boob guys" and the "In Case you like them BoUnCY" topics made me think, especially the latter. Now I, like all of us, has our definition of the perfect boobs. Given that, you enter a club…

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Stripper names that SHOULD be used more often

I've heard hundreds, maybe thousands, of stripper stage names. Cars, flowers, horoscope signs and ED meds seem to be the most common themes for stage names. But I've never encountered a dancer who used either "liquor" or "tulips"…

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Stripper brawl

Jamestown, CA — The Tuolumne County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the stabbing of an employee at a local strip club. Sheriff’s Office Spokesperson Sgt. Scott Johnson says the victim was involved in a verbal dispute with a fellow employee at Rosalinda’s…

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Wellford[SC] officials reviewing activities at strip club

Looks like the whole damn state in in it now. http://www.goupstate.com/article/20150508/ARTICLES/150509710

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Daytona Beach strip club Lollipops shuts down, taken over in bankruptcy

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150509/news/150509558

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Pubic shaving and crabs!

i was reading about Mrs. Brady at www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/08/florence-henderson-crabs_n_7246404.html and it got me thinking, should I shave my pubes to reduce the chance of crabs? Most strippers nowadays are bald down there, so little chance! But getting a Mrs. Brady zoo…

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In Case you like them BoUnCY

http://boobsbouncing.tumblr.com/

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For all the Boob guys

http://greatbigboobs.tumblr.com/page/3

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Revised dachshund system!

I think I need to revise the dachshund system! I've had plenty of luck looking down pretty girls' tops when they bend down to pet little 4got, but when I suggest bringing the pups back to my place for a…

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PLs throughout history

Our ancestors..... http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-historic-figures-who-had-more-sex-than-you-ever-will_p2/

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Another Bad Mom Story In The Media

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/07/worst-mother-selfies_n_7236234.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Just like the Cialis Commerical

Whenever you are ready..... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/05/florida-sex-on-beach_n_7216136.html?cps=gravity_2377_-2978483025119054435

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Strip club lighting

Have any of you guys been enthralled by a dancer/stripper/whatever you want to call us and been disappointed when meeting her outside the club? I ask because I don't look a day under 35 and I have this young cute…

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OT: how do you want to die?

The Elvis discussion on the other made me think of how I'd like to die! I say after a long and brilliant life of fun and laughter, mid-orgasm in the club! How about you?

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And I Don't Give a Damn About My Reputation

TUSCL has a bad reputation https://review.easycounter.com/tuscl-scam-report

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3 scenarios. how do you handle each?

1. You plan to be at the club at least a few hours and just got a beer buzz before last call. Suddenly while going to tip a dancer, a female customer yells at you over the noise in…

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Statue of Steve 229's idol in his front yard.....,

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01863/fulham-statue_1863809i.jpg Thats right, the King of Pop

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Spotted: Bigbiznezz

So if you didn't read Bigbiznezz's post about his backpage encounters - please do so - it's hilarious! Luckily the paparazzi was there to snap a few photos of the girls helping him with his wheelchair. Please take a gander: http://i.imgur.com/PCAVHiL.jpg Looks…

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Speaking of getting girls off script...

I went to the club last night. It was weirdly slow as hell. At night I'm used to having to at least stage tip, make eye contact or smile at a girl to be approached, but the thirst was real.…

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Joke of the day

There were three roosters on a farm. One was strait, one was dyslexic, and one was gay. Every morning when the sun came up the strait roostet would say, "cock a doodle dooooo, cock a doodle dooo!" The dyslexic rooster would say,…

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Akron on a Sunday

Hey, does anyone know if any of the following are open on Sunday afternoons in Akron Ole Glory Daze CW's Lustys Dreamers Girls Thanks

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Dougster and SJG Finally Meet

Dougster finally went down to San Jose and got SJG to come out of his basement to have lunch. What a day it was, talks about AMPs, love and ex wives - and I snapped a photo bitches!…

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Talking Shit

https://youtu.be/4deKVDhLOLg

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OT: Congrats to David Cameron and the Brits!

Good to see these results. One of my favorite politicians.

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Obama to hit 50 on state visit scoreboard

A CBS headline this AM. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/knollers-numbers-obama-finally-makes-it-to-all-50-states/ I find it interesting that there was no mention of one of obama's more famous, notorious, and idiotic statements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws The ostrich media still brings up "potatoe" at times. Just another example of the media bias that exists

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A Dry Hump Day

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/07/a-fox-news-anchor-said-dry-hump-live-on-tv-and-her-co-host-had-the-best-reaction-5185823/

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Overview of Dayton Ohio Clubs?

I am going to be traveling to Dayton, Ohio in a couple of weeks and wonder if someone with experience in Dayton clubs could give an overview of them and make recommendations. I have read the reviews on the list…

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OT: Does your city/county have red light traffic cameras ?

Just curious – this shit is super annoying and seems like a big ole money grab by the cities and the private company that installs the cameras. I live in Miami which is part of Miami-Dade county and we have them…

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A crappy note on your car......

It's almost funny..... http://media.photobucket.com/user/qwertyu_012/media/rs0021.jpg.html?filters[term]=yosemite%20sam&filters[primary]=images&sort=1&o=140

FKK Forum

Everything you ever wanted to know about Freikoerperkultur (FKK).

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/travel/naked-germany/index.html

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Nipples :) And a few other parts

http://imgbox.com/g/sboiBaA8SV Enjoy

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Backpage is real, but a gamble

So remember I asked you guys about backpage. Well I tried it and it is real. Got two stories forya. Well I decided to all up different girls from backpage Along the northwest part of Florida. First girl. She…

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Which do you prefer food first or sex first?

Seems like ever since the beginning of time men have taken women out on dates that usually include dinner and the hope is that you will wind up in the sack with her. Many of us who P4P include dinner…

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How to best meet outside a club, so to assure safety of both?

Several weeks ago I enjoyed the company of a very talented and intelligent dancer. Part of the enjoyment inside the club was discussion of what I would really like, which could only occur outside the club. The dancer…

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Hong Kong

gonna hit up Hong Kong for the first time Friday with a friend? Any last minute things to know apart from the reviews? Planned on bringing like 250, 50 of that in ones and another 50 in fives.

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Saving on admissions at the COI clubs?

There are so many strip clubs in the city of Industry, CA but the problem is that most of them only have a few lookers and a ton of B.S. to sort through haha. Monarchs is usually…

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Is variety the spice of (strip-clubbing) life?

How many different clubs do you visit in a year? When I started this hobby in the mid 90s, I visited lots of clubs around the Midwest just to see what was out there and then settled down for…

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Sinclair Community College

I walked into Concepts a number of weeks back after hitting my biggest casino jackpot in the last couple years. I grab a beer and start watching the stage show. Right at the stage is a guy wearing a black…

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OT: Deflategate investigation finally released

So now that it's been released, what are your thoughts? While there is t a smoking gun that implicates Brady 100%, all those little things added up make him look pretty guilty. He could explain a couple of them but not…

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Black Women In America

I had nothing to do at work one day so I start digging around for something to read. I found one of my female, late-50's, African-American coworker's magazines. It was called Essence. It is basically a lifestyle magazine geared toward…

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Really?

Some murders don't get 15 years. What the hell is up with Floi (duh)? They must have lots of room in their prisons for stupid shit. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7215486?cps=gravity_3967_-5748137875674541152

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Motorhead - the long awaited photo

Here's a recent photo of Motorhead showing off his guitar and gun collection. Don't mess with the 'Head!!! http://i.imgur.com/ZIoFNkT.jpg

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Judge orders Greenville Platinum Plus to temporarily close.

GREENVILLE, S.C. —A judge has made a decision on an Upstate strip club that asked to stay open while a lawsuit and criminal investigation continued. Judge Charles Simmons ruled Wednesday that Platinum Plus will be temporarily closed until a trial decision…

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Current favorite

What is your current favorite club and why? Mine is Sam's Hofbrau in Los Angeles. Lots of hot Latinas with big juicy asses (some of them fake), $10 good contact dances, party atmosphere. Thoughts?

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Articles wtf ?

How long does it take to have your articles published ?

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The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs

Cosmo had an article entitled "The 15 Worst Things about Giving Blow Jobs," which you can read here. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39488/the-worst-things-about-giving-blow-jobs/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_176132224 Having no knowledge about this subject, I will let those TUSCLers who are experienced in this area comment on the Cosmo…

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Escort question

Any of you guys ever tried escort services, and if so, what are you experiences? I'm not looking for sex but wouldn't mind a little strip show or kissing maybe. Just curious if most are on the up and up…

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lol funnies

Two women are walking home from the bar, they have to piss so they slip into a cemetary. One uses her panties to wipe herself, the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night husbands are at the…

Deep South Sex

It started innocently enough - as stories of serendipitous sex often do - and I must confess to not having any idea that the day would turn out as it did -but perhaps I should fill you in a little before launching off on to my adventure with the Southern Belle. As hot and steamy is the South is, things are much more prim and proper than one might expect - at least to the outsider, which as a "Southern transplant" for only five years - I still was. "Damn Yankee" many might say in fun(?) but I was fitting in well as someone who went with the flow and respected my adopted state in the old Confederacy. Betsy was a proper…

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TUSCL Most Popular Strip Club Cities. I'm guessing this is based on number of re

Las Vegas, Nevada Atlanta, Georgia Tampa, Florida Phoenix, Arizona Houston, Texas Dallas, Texas Providence, Rhode Island Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Baltimore, Maryland Detroit, Michigan Seattle, Washington Portland, Oregon City of Industry, California Indianapolis, Indiana Inkster, Michigan Washington Park, Illinois New York City, New York Columbia, South Carolina San Francisco, California Columbus, Ohio Anaheim, California Burlington, New Jersey New Orleans, Louisiana El Paso, Texas Akron, Ohio

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Any Detroit-ers get a dance with Zoey Monroe?

www.mandatory.com/girls/Zoey-Monroe/ It says she started as a dancer and then got into porn (you'll Know her from titles like Gape Lovers 9 and Interracial & Anal 2)! Any of you guys get a dance from her! That would be brilliant! :)

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Large, Grand, G, K, Stack

What percentage of strippers would have sex for one thousand dollars? Civvies ?

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Attn: Bush lovers

Netflix is now showing a 1970's soft porn film titled "Prison Girls". The plot a ridiculous. The actors are unknown. The acting is lousy. The music sucks. The movie has no redeeming value other than all of the actresses have…

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Dancer stage names – do you care ?

I imagine this has been discussed b/f (perhaps even I may have started a similar thread at some point but don't remember). Anyway – I rarely every ask a dancer's stage/club name nor do I really care to know: 1) I…

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Dance prices no longer listed on a club's TUSCL page ?

It seems that dance prices are no longer listed on a club's TUSCL page – they used to be listed b/f right? When did this change happen?

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My Experience Dating A Stripper

I met her at one of the local college bars. You know, the types of places where 18-21 are drinking with fake id's, and you can get Jager Bombs for $3. Her sky blue eyes had caught my attention, and…

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Inaccurate reviews?

What's the policy when reviews mess up details, but the review is obviously intended to be truthful and gets it 90% right? Specifically, a review of Cheetahs here cites 20 dollar lap dances. There are two Giant signs saying…

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Has a club over contacted you via TUSCL ?

Has happened to me twice: 1) The Office in Miami – a smallish but nicely appointed black club – club opened around 2012 and I was the one whom added it to TUSCL and wrote the first couple of reviews –…

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The greatest thing I've ever felt

I've devoured her vagina completely and she's several orgasms into it. So I kiss my way up to her face. I worship her massive breasts on the way. They are so big, so playful, and she loves…

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San Antonio--- is the strip scene dead?

Planning a trip to San Antonio in June. I recall a news report about some dancers getting arrested for exposing too much skin (as in their butt cracks) at a San Antonio strip club. Heaven knows what trouble…

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Funding OTC activities

He had to get that OTC money somewhere. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/05/05/va-official-stole-vets-blew-cash-stripper-sex-feds-say/26920173/

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Need Detroit Update - 8mile Still on Edge?

I am trying to reroute a business trip to lead through Deteoit on Friday night, still not sure if it will pan out, but regardless I will be there next month. What's the latest news on 8Mile? Last time I was…

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East coast travelor

Tonight I'm leaving Florida and I'm heading towards Ohio. I'm probably going to stop in Tennessee or Kentucky. That depends on which place you'll will say I can get the most mileage from my money at the sc on…

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Female pathetic loser of the year award nominee

Haven't had one of these in a while, and it's a woman. http://dailym.ai/1chmsQ4

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Favorite moves

I saw Papi&apos;s discussion on the wheel barrow dance move and it got me thinking&comma; what is your favorite move that a stripper does on stage and what is your favorite move they do during a lap dance&quest;<br /> &NewLine;<br /> &NewLine;I…

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JS69 - On his way for a DS Date

Here's what I imagine JS69 looking like going over to his DS for a hot date!!!! http://i.imgur.com/WRXvzTL.jpg

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Green Acres

The story of John Smith leaving the rat race to become a pot farmer and his reluctant DS.....just tweak the original and there you go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzT1kO_-xbQ

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OT: Brilliant idea!

I'm posting this link for no other reason other than they used the word "brilliant" in the title. I'm not much of a McDonalds fan anymore... https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/mcdonalds-invented-brilliant-bag-210214457.html

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Cinco de mayo.

Scat! I'm hooking up with your ex wife.She wants to know where her check is.