A PL walks into the club and sees that his favorite stripper has gotten a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. He asks the stripper if he can put his ear up to the seashell to find out if he can hear the sea. The stripper says, sure.
The PL puts his ear against the stripper's seashell tattoo and listens.
The stripper says, "Can you hear the sea?"
The PL replies, "No, but I can smell it."
Brilliant!