The Seashell Tattoo

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A PL walks into the club and sees that his favorite stripper has gotten a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. He asks the stripper if he can put his ear up to the seashell to find out if he can hear the sea. The stripper says, sure.

The PL puts his ear against the stripper's seashell tattoo and listens.

The stripper says, "Can you hear the sea?"

The PL replies, "No, but I can smell it."

4 comments

  • 4got2wipe
    •
    9 years ago
    Brilliant!
  • crazyjoe
    •
    9 years ago
    Good one jack
  • TheFword
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    9 years ago
    A guy is riding in an elevator with just 1 other passenger, a woman.
    "Can I smell your pussy?"
    "NO!"
    "Hmm, then it must be your shoes."
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    ^^^^ funny ass shit...it still smells fishy to me though
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