Another One
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
She's 21. I know that's old for me, but I need to branch out. She is the epitome of the dumb blond. Very cute, nice natural breasts, and the sexiest southern accent you've ever heard. I love a cute girl with a southern accent. But she's dumb as dirt.
So she's new, and says she's living with her boyfriend. They have been dating since she was 14. She told the bf that she's working the late shift at Walmart. He would freak out if he knew she was stripping. He views her as a good girl, but based on our lap dances I'm glad to report that he's wrong.
I ask her what happens when he shows up late night at the walmart and nobody has heard of her. This question confuses her and she can't really answer. She hadn't thought of that before apparently.
So the bf sounds like a control freak of sorts. Tries to keep her on a tight leash. She seems timid and shy, so is probably afraid to leave him. But she is acting up in her own way by stripping.
So I do what comes naturally after we play. I ask her for OTC. She says yes but she needs to get to know me better over at least a couple more club visits. She could be lying although I'm not sure that she has the mental capacity to pull that one off. My impression is that she would be willing to play OTC.
I ask for her cell. She gives it to me but says be careful cause bf might see a text. She says just say something generic that a walmart employee might say. Something like hi this is john are you working Friday night. I consider telling her to download a texting ap, but that seems too complicated for her so I let it go
This girls bf relationship is obviously a train wreck waiting to happen. She is not smart enough to pull off being a stripper and hiding it. But the bf doesn't sound like a drug dealer thug. Instead he sounds like your average redneck with a normal job who will be insane with anger and jealousy when he finds out about her job.
So the question is should I pursue dating this one OTC? I never tell a dancer my true identity except the DS. So its not the like the guy can chase me down. But he could follow her to our hotel. Or he might show up itc. Am I just being paranoid to think that maybe I should pass on this girl given the bf? I really love dumb cute blonds with a southern accent.
This is the point at which everyone says I'm off the deep end, I'm gonna die, etc. Or perhaps not. Maybe some of you could be encouraging this time and authorize the course of action chosen by the lil head. What's your vote?
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Of course you should pursue it. All the fine one's have some type of BF. The risk is the same regardless if you know about it first hand or not.
The DS is still 19, but I'll love her just the same when she's no longer a teenager.
I hope this doesn't mean that you're not going to give me a lap dance.
Just be aware that she may not be as dumb as you think. I've known several girls that that play up that angle just because they know how many of us fantasize about a naive and innocent southern girl. In my experience they tend to be some of the more cunning and manipulative dancers out there.
Still, if she has that sweet southern look and even sweeter voice I say go for it. Its better to take the risk and be disappointed than not try and always regret the fact that you missed the opportunity at such a fantasy.
Seriously though, I've met some people who were genuinely dumb and some who were really good at playing dumb. Have three or four more visits, get to know her a bit better, try to get a better handle on the situation. She could well just be playing dumb and giving you the boyfriend routine to test you.
And if your monger senses do say that she's being on the up-and-up with everything (c'mon, she's lying to her boyfriend; why not lie to some potential john?), try to get a better read on the boyfriend. Last thing you want is to get caught with your pants down -- literally.
Just remember you do not have to answer the door (see @Gawker's example above), make sure the club's bouncers know to keep him out of the club, and not all southern boys own guns anymore. Lol
And send pictures dammit. Stories are nice but pictures are nicer.
I would go for it if I were you, hopefully you can get some ITC before OTC to build up her comfortableness as well as yours.
I'm not sure how much this one will be around - her boyfriend will find out sooner or later and she's gonna have to choose between him or being a stripper.
The boyfriend will find out eventually , so no real name, burner/app text number. This one won't last long.
A young, dumb, inexperienced girl who lets her boyfriend read her text messages and who lies to her controlling boyfriend about her job and might follow her and doesn't know what to say if confronted or caught in said lies or situation....
What could possibly go wrong?
Not worth it, in my opinion.
Now if SJG or Dougster asked this question, we would all say "no, don't do it." Motorhead on the other hand... we would tell him to fuck her in her boyfriends house!