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Tiger Woods is a charming guy! Not!

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Check this out! deadspin.com

Check out the encounter with Mindy Lawton! She was on the rag so he had her pull down her underwear, pull out the tampon, and fucked her up against his Escalade in a church parking lot! Then he got her a Subway chicken sandwich! Pure class! The guy is brilliant!

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4got2wipe

Sad part is that crazyjoe apparently used the shitter in that Subway before the went in for dinner!

And we all know that crazyjoe + restaurant shitter = some non-brilliant smells! ;)

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Papi_Chulo

They are both consenting adults – seems like she allowed him to do this – so I put it more on her – a guy wanting to fuck a chick anytime anywhere is ok w/ me as long as the chick is down.

If the chick is complaining then it's on her IMO.

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crazyjoe

Shit!

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mikeya02

Isn't there a porno called Tiger's Wood?

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ilbbaicnl

Sorry I only got as far as the part about it being impressive for a black guy to have no trouble finding white chicks who want to fuck him. I'm not getting any younger, not a good bet it will be useful to spend any of my limited time on the thoughts of a guy mentally stuck in the 1950s.

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4got2wipe

"They are both consenting adults – seems like she allowed him to do this – so I put it more on her – a guy wanting to fuck a chick anytime anywhere is ok w/ me as long as the chick is down.

If the chick is complaining then it's on her IMO."

Agreed Papi_Chulo! I'm not saying the woman wasn't being a whore! She consented!

But the whole story just sounds a bit sad! I actually think it would have sounded better if he had just given her a $20 and pointed her in the direction of a high-end sandwich shop! Someplace where she could get a nice Reuben!

That the brilliant way to treat a slutty girl you just fucked up against your Escalade!

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