The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.
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The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.
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Ya sure it wasn't the other way around? :)
Was Juice in Texas recently?
Which one was the pig?
Have you guys ever seen a boar's penis?
It is a most peculiar looking thing.............like a corkscrew.
I had a sort of similar situation last night. A female pig on stage demanded that I tip her. I did cause I was afraid she'd sit on me if I didn't. It felt kinda like rape. And I was commando, just like this woman. So this is totally believable.
Roving bands of pig rapists = not brilliant! :(
Her dad says she is eating for two now...looks like she has been doing that for a while now.
Her dad is not surprised and butchered the pig so the poor kid can eat his dad...
Dumbasses I tell you...
I got nothing
Daddy was probably fucking her and she got pregnant. They came up with this rediculous story to try to cover up what really happened...
Whatever the reason is a pretty entertaining story
The father is a piece of work...
"I got nothing"
Words more brilliant have not been spoken Diva1975!
I've not heard of the website but I'm sure that must be a satirical website like the Onion! At least I'm hoping it is! ;)
does Pete carry a gun
Pigs got thumbs! Pigs got thumbs!
Well, it's on the internet, so it must be true! And I'm betting she has a litter of piglets too, not just one.
And, yes, @farmerart is correct, boars have corkscrew shaped penises.
Why do some of you know the shape of a boar's penis?
Well, if "virgin" birth isn't outrageous, why is this?
@JS69, some of us know anatomy and biology of creatures other than strippers because we are farm/ranch boys, not city boys.
It doesn't take long growing up in the country to figure out the facts of life. Including the fact boars have corkscrew shaped dicks.
Gmd, this is an outrage to the pig. He would never do her.
@mikey: Point taken.
It's not all bad. The whole sordid situation has resulted in more bacon and sausage!
And, now we all know where the phrase "She's screwed" comes from. Brilliant!
I could scarcely tell which was the pig.
Lol. ^^^ so true
I'm pretty sure the pig is the one in the purple top
God dam. I can't see anymore
@JohnSmith69,
I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.
I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.
I guess the real father must be a pig too.
She comes from one messed up family if her parents are going along with the story that a real pig got her pregnant. No one else believes it.
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