OT: Texas women claims she was raped by a pig

26 comments

• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Ya sure it wasn't the other way around? :)
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Was Juice in Texas recently?
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Which one was the pig?
• farmerart

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  9 years ago

  Have you guys ever seen a boar's penis?
  
  It is a most peculiar looking thing.............like a corkscrew.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I had a sort of similar situation last night. A female pig on stage demanded that I tip her. I did cause I was afraid she'd sit on me if I didn't. It felt kinda like rape. And I was commando, just like this woman. So this is totally believable.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Roving bands of pig rapists = not brilliant! :(
  
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Her dad says she is eating for two now...looks like she has been doing that for a while now.
  
  Her dad is not surprised and butchered the pig so the poor kid can eat his dad...
  
  Dumbasses I tell you...
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  I got nothing
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Daddy was probably fucking her and she got pregnant. They came up with this rediculous story to try to cover up what really happened...
  
  Whatever the reason is a pretty entertaining story
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  The father is a piece of work...
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "I got nothing"
  
  Words more brilliant have not been spoken Diva1975!
  
  I've not heard of the website but I'm sure that must be a satirical website like the Onion! At least I'm hoping it is! ;)
  
• Smith1177

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  9 years ago

  does Pete carry a gun
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  Pigs got thumbs! Pigs got thumbs!
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Well, it's on the internet, so it must be true! And I'm betting she has a litter of piglets too, not just one.
  
  And, yes, @farmerart is correct, boars have corkscrew shaped penises.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Why do some of you know the shape of a boar's penis?
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  Well, if "virgin" birth isn't outrageous, why is this?
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  @JS69, some of us know anatomy and biology of creatures other than strippers because we are farm/ranch boys, not city boys.
  
  It doesn't take long growing up in the country to figure out the facts of life. Including the fact boars have corkscrew shaped dicks.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Gmd, this is an outrage to the pig. He would never do her.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @mikey: Point taken.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  It's not all bad. The whole sordid situation has resulted in more bacon and sausage!
  
  And, now we all know where the phrase "She's screwed" comes from. Brilliant!
• carolinaclubman

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  9 years ago

  I could scarcely tell which was the pig.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Lol. ^^^ so true
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I'm pretty sure the pig is the one in the purple top
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  God dam. I can't see anymore
• farmerart

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  9 years ago

  @JohnSmith69,
  
  I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.
  
  I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I guess the real father must be a pig too.
  
  She comes from one messed up family if her parents are going along with the story that a real pig got her pregnant. No one else believes it.