The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.
I had a sort of similar situation last night. A female pig on stage demanded that I tip her. I did cause I was afraid she'd sit on me if I didn't. It felt kinda like rape. And I was commando, just like this woman. So this is totally believable.
I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.
I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.
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Was Juice in Texas recently?
It is a most peculiar looking thing.............like a corkscrew.
Her dad is not surprised and butchered the pig so the poor kid can eat his dad...
Dumbasses I tell you...
Whatever the reason is a pretty entertaining story
Words more brilliant have not been spoken Diva1975!
I've not heard of the website but I'm sure that must be a satirical website like the Onion! At least I'm hoping it is! ;)
And, yes, @farmerart is correct, boars have corkscrew shaped penises.
It doesn't take long growing up in the country to figure out the facts of life. Including the fact boars have corkscrew shaped dicks.
And, now we all know where the phrase "She's screwed" comes from. Brilliant!
I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.
I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.
She comes from one messed up family if her parents are going along with the story that a real pig got her pregnant. No one else believes it.