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OT: Texas women claims she was raped by a pig

The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.

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shadowcat

Ya sure it wasn't the other way around? :)

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warhawks

Was Juice in Texas recently?

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tumblingdice

Which one was the pig?

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farmerart

Have you guys ever seen a boar's penis?

It is a most peculiar looking thing.............like a corkscrew.

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JohnSmith69

I had a sort of similar situation last night. A female pig on stage demanded that I tip her. I did cause I was afraid she'd sit on me if I didn't. It felt kinda like rape. And I was commando, just like this woman. So this is totally believable.

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4got2wipe

Roving bands of pig rapists = not brilliant! :(

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crazyjoe

Her dad says she is eating for two now...looks like she has been doing that for a while now.

Her dad is not surprised and butchered the pig so the poor kid can eat his dad...

Dumbasses I tell you...

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Diva1975

I got nothing

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crazyjoe

Daddy was probably fucking her and she got pregnant. They came up with this rediculous story to try to cover up what really happened...

Whatever the reason is a pretty entertaining story

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rockstar666

The father is a piece of work...

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4got2wipe

"I got nothing"

Words more brilliant have not been spoken Diva1975!

I've not heard of the website but I'm sure that must be a satirical website like the Onion! At least I'm hoping it is! ;)

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Smith1177

does Pete carry a gun

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gawker

Pigs got thumbs! Pigs got thumbs!

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Corvus

Well, it's on the internet, so it must be true! And I'm betting she has a litter of piglets too, not just one.

And, yes, @farmerart is correct, boars have corkscrew shaped penises.

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JohnSmith69

Why do some of you know the shape of a boar's penis?

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georgmicrodong

Well, if "virgin" birth isn't outrageous, why is this?

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Corvus

@JS69, some of us know anatomy and biology of creatures other than strippers because we are farm/ranch boys, not city boys.

It doesn't take long growing up in the country to figure out the facts of life. Including the fact boars have corkscrew shaped dicks.

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mikeya02

Gmd, this is an outrage to the pig. He would never do her.

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georgmicrodong

@mikey: Point taken.

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ATACdawg

It's not all bad. The whole sordid situation has resulted in more bacon and sausage!

And, now we all know where the phrase "She's screwed" comes from. Brilliant!

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carolinaclubman

I could scarcely tell which was the pig.

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motorhead

Lol. ^^^ so true

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JohnSmith69

I'm pretty sure the pig is the one in the purple top

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crazyjoe

God dam. I can't see anymore

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farmerart

@JohnSmith69,

I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.

I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.

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sharkhunter

I guess the real father must be a pig too.

She comes from one messed up family if her parents are going along with the story that a real pig got her pregnant. No one else believes it.

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