The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.
The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off.
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last commentYa sure it wasn't the other way around? :)
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Was Juice in Texas recently?
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Which one was the pig?
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Have you guys ever seen a boar's penis?
It is a most peculiar looking thing.............like a corkscrew.
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I had a sort of similar situation last night. A female pig on stage demanded that I tip her. I did cause I was afraid she'd sit on me if I didn't. It felt kinda like rape. And I was commando, just like this woman. So this is totally believable.
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Roving bands of pig rapists = not brilliant! :(
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Her dad says she is eating for two now...looks like she has been doing that for a while now.
Her dad is not surprised and butchered the pig so the poor kid can eat his dad...
Dumbasses I tell you...
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I got nothing
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Daddy was probably fucking her and she got pregnant. They came up with this rediculous story to try to cover up what really happened...
Whatever the reason is a pretty entertaining story
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The father is a piece of work...
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"I got nothing"
Words more brilliant have not been spoken Diva1975!
I've not heard of the website but I'm sure that must be a satirical website like the Onion! At least I'm hoping it is! ;)
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does Pete carry a gun
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Pigs got thumbs! Pigs got thumbs!
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Well, it's on the internet, so it must be true! And I'm betting she has a litter of piglets too, not just one.
And, yes, @farmerart is correct, boars have corkscrew shaped penises.
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Why do some of you know the shape of a boar's penis?
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Well, if "virgin" birth isn't outrageous, why is this?
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@JS69, some of us know anatomy and biology of creatures other than strippers because we are farm/ranch boys, not city boys.
It doesn't take long growing up in the country to figure out the facts of life. Including the fact boars have corkscrew shaped dicks.
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Gmd, this is an outrage to the pig. He would never do her.
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@mikey: Point taken.
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It's not all bad. The whole sordid situation has resulted in more bacon and sausage!
And, now we all know where the phrase "She's screwed" comes from. Brilliant!
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I could scarcely tell which was the pig.
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Lol. ^^^ so true
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I'm pretty sure the pig is the one in the purple top
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God dam. I can't see anymore
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@JohnSmith69,
I was raised on a farm and I could regale you with stories that would make your toes curl..........arm up to the shoulder inside a cow's hoohoo trying to present a calf for proper birth...........castrating bull calves.........slaughtering and butchering...........branding and tattooing............putting a prolapsed uterus back where it belongs............milking bull semen for artificial insemination.........mastitis........laminitis......etc. etc.
I must admit that I didn't like dealing with the animals.............left the farm at age 15 never to return. Growing things was a different matter..........I loved that part of the farm, still do.
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I guess the real father must be a pig too.
She comes from one messed up family if her parents are going along with the story that a real pig got her pregnant. No one else believes it.
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