There's only one club listed for the entire state. The following review cracked me up:
Upon entering Planet Rock I was entranced by the enticing aromas of shame and emancipation. Greeted by the radiant smile of the bouncer/DJ/announcer, the $10 cover charge and black light enhanced atmosphere what quite reminiscent of an Uncle's soft touch on a warm summer's eve. The first dancer was a metaphorical reminder of a wet dream doused in the smell of a dirty sock lost in a homeless man's asshole for a week She also possessed pole skills that could only be perfected through a lack of self esteem obtained through her 7 years of high school cheerleading. The second dancer, from afar, could have easily been confused for Hedwig from angry inch if wasn't for her obvious belly extrusion from a recent pregnancy. The 3rd dancer, though polite, received bonus points for effort and ability to hide the extensive track marks behind hormonal replacement therapy induced acne.
Might be enough to make you move.
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last commentthat's hilarious, I thought Vermont was more wholesome than that
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OK....crossing Vermont off of list of possible places to move to. EVER.
But that review is awesome!
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Someone was an english lit major. Great use of a degree. Hilarious
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Gawker, thanks for posting that. A great and funny review of what sounds like a sad, sad place.
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Probably having a density of strip clubs indicates competition and an established and cultivated clientele.
But there are lots of places in the US which have very few clubs.
SJG
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Sounds like what you'd expect for a club whose only viable pitch is "Montreal's a long drive eh".
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Montreal, yes that must be the answer.
SJG
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