4th of July

The ex-marine is gonna fuck your girl and we are all gonna laugh.

Hey,don't let you meat loaf.

Gee whiz dice. Do you really think you need that much protection?

I'm playing a gig at Ribfest in Naperville, IL on the 4th. Should be fun!

Rock, I checked out the ribfest website. Some pretty cool bands playing. Wish it was closer geographically speaking.

We are probably doing yard work. Got a TON of yard work to do.

Ha ha! That's a good comeback dice. Glad you have a sense of humor

metaldude: Well, you can track down which one I'm in if you're clever about it. I just don't want dice showing up and shouting "Freebird" every 30 seconds.

Please tell me its at least the cheap trick coverband and not the matchbox 20 one

ime: Yup! Next Position Pleaze. We have T shirts and everything! LOL

"The ex-marine is gonna fuck your girl and we are all gonna laugh."

Brilliant!

Thats cool Rockstar, on letting us know your band. Pretty nice festival. Kim Simmonds and Savoy Brown? wow

Rockstar: Are you the bass player?

No I'm the good looking one: the guitarist.

Wow. Within the past hour, a man died in a carnival ride accident at the Naperville Ribfest. Hope Rockstar is ok!

Wow, they reported "possible" suicide...or maybe someone dropped a corn dog and he went for it

Seriously???? Wow...

I'm meeting an ex-marine at an Indian casino for his birthday, then we're gonna take turns on some old douchebag's girl.

Jester,I'm about to leave the house to collect my envelopes.Please dude,don't think we can't find you.

LOL "don't think we can't find you"!!!! Dice you're a piece of work!

No one deals with internet trolls by threatening violence unless they are stupid, or insane. Which are you? Or are you drunk again?

Oh Snap Jester,you're in my backyard.Your new name is "chum".

Yeah Rock,you and I know it was all bullshit,but the look on Jesties face is priceless.

My first concert was Humble Pie and Muddy Waters.