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01. How far have you traveled to go to a strip club (just because you were in the area already doesn't count).
0 Less than 60 miles
+1 More than 60 miles
+2 More than 100 miles
+3 Took a flight
+5 Had to use your passport
02. The most you've spent on one stripper in one night (not including VIP fees & drinks purchased for her).
0 Less than $100
+1 Over $200
+2 Over $400
+3 Over $600
+4 Over $1,000
03. How many stripper phone numbers do you have in your phone?
0 Less than 5
+1 Less than 10
+2 Over 10
+3 Over 20
04. Have you ever LDK'd during a lapdance?
-1 No, never
0 Close, but I made her stop
+1 Less than 5 times
+2 Not as often as I would like
+5 I'm pissed off if it doesn't happen by the end of the 2nd song
05. How Early or Late have you been in a strip club?
0 I have only been between the hours of 3PM and 4AM
+1 I have been there so early no dancers are even there yet
+2 I went in at night, and when I came out, it was daylight
06. I have had sex in the club
-8 Yes, and I didn't have to pay any more than I did for the cost of the lapdances
0 No, never, but I wish I could someday
+1 Yes I have, and it was awesome!
07. Have you ever taken a stripper out before
-2 Yes, and she wanted to be my girlfriend
0 No, never
+1 Yes, she likes me (or at least acts like it) but still prefers me to pay her for her time
+2 Yes, and she was looking at her watch the whole time
+3 Yes, but the only reason she was there was because I paid her to be there
08. Are you a "regular" at a club?
-1 No, nobody knows me because I don't go often enough
0 I really don't know anyone, but they recognize my face
+1 The doorman knows your name, and parks your minivan in a special place (all the way in the back)
+2 The bartender/waitress brings your usual drink without you even asking for it
+5 The DJ plays your favorite song when you arrive at the club
09. JohnSmith 69's crazy stories
0 You think they are total fiction that some guy writes while he's waiting on his kids at Ballet rehersal
+4 You love his stories and strive to live his "stipper life" more everyday
10. OTC (Out The Club)
-5 I brought a stripper to my hotel/home and she eneded up spending the night and cooking me breakfast
-3 I have done it more than 5 times
0 I have done under 5 times
+1 I will, someday
+3 I did it, and I was upcharged
11. Have you ever? (this section will kill your score)
+2 Let a stripper drive your car
+3 Paid a bill for a stripper
+4 Bailed a stripper out of jail
+6 Bailed a stripper's boyfriend/husband/family member out of jail
+8 Driven a stripper to rehab
What level PL are you?
SCORE:
0-7: Training wheels, you may think you're not a PL, but you just don't have enough experience yet
8-13: PL in training
14-19: On the realm of being a total PL, but not Ricky Dugan status yet
Over 20: You might as well hand your ATM card to your favorite stripper each time you go into the club
01. How far have you traveled to go to a strip club (just because you were in the area already doesn't count).
0 Less than 60 miles
+1 More than 60 miles
+2 More than 100 miles
+3 Took a flight
+5 Had to use your passport
02. The most you've spent on one stripper in one night (not including VIP fees & drinks purchased for her).
0 Less than $100
+1 Over $200
+2 Over $400
+3 Over $600
+4 Over $1,000
03. How many stripper phone numbers do you have in your phone?
0 Less than 5
+1 Less than 10
+2 Over 10
+3 Over 20
04. Have you ever LDK'd during a lapdance?
-1 No, never
0 Close, but I made her stop
+1 Less than 5 times
+2 Not as often as I would like
+5 I'm pissed off if it doesn't happen by the end of the 2nd song
05. How Early or Late have you been in a strip club?
0 I have only been between the hours of 3PM and 4AM
+1 I have been there so early no dancers are even there yet
+2 I went in at night, and when I came out, it was daylight
06. I have had sex in the club
-8 Yes, and I didn't have to pay any more than I did for the cost of the lapdances
0 No, never, but I wish I could someday
+1 Yes I have, and it was awesome!
07. Have you ever taken a stripper out before
-2 Yes, and she wanted to be my girlfriend
0 No, never
+1 Yes, she likes me (or at least acts like it) but still prefers me to pay her for her time
+2 Yes, and she was looking at her watch the whole time
+3 Yes, but the only reason she was there was because I paid her to be there
08. Are you a "regular" at a club?
-1 No, nobody knows me because I don't go often enough
0 I really don't know anyone, but they recognize my face
+1 The doorman knows your name, and parks your minivan in a special place (all the way in the back)
+2 The bartender/waitress brings your usual drink without you even asking for it
+5 The DJ plays your favorite song when you arrive at the club
09. JohnSmith 69's crazy stories
0 You think they are total fiction that some guy writes while he's waiting on his kids at Ballet rehersal
+4 You love his stories and strive to live his "stipper life" more everyday
10. OTC (Out The Club)
-5 I brought a stripper to my hotel/home and she eneded up spending the night and cooking me breakfast
-3 I have done it more than 5 times
0 I have done under 5 times
+1 I will, someday
+3 I did it, and I was upcharged
11. Have you ever? (this section will kill your score)
+2 Let a stripper drive your car
+3 Paid a bill for a stripper
+4 Bailed a stripper out of jail
+6 Bailed a stripper's boyfriend/husband/family member out of jail
+8 Driven a stripper to rehab
What level PL are you?
SCORE:
0-7: Training wheels, you may think you're not a PL, but you just don't have enough experience yet
8-13: PL in training
14-19: On the realm of being a total PL, but not Ricky Dugan status yet
Over 20: You might as well hand your ATM card to your favorite stripper each time you go into the club
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22 comments
0, I visit every once in awhile to read or post a review or read a couple discussions.
+1 I'm a semi regular in discussions.
+4 I read all and post in most discussions.
+10 I have the time to sit and make up a PL test.
LOL not very scientific but a funny test.
I don't let strippers control or run my life so I knew I'd score low but took this test out of curiosity. My -8 on #6 skewed what would already be a low score, I came in @ -10
And neither does anyone else who posts regularly here.
Points in order of answer: 0, 1, 1, -1, 3 (both +1 and +2 are true for me), 0, 0, -1 (if I lived in a place with SCs, this would be different), 4, 1 (I doubt I will but never say never), 0
Total: 8
I'd say this is accurate: I have my feet wet, but I think there are still some things I need to learn and some levels of PLdom that I haven't reached.
+9999 = SLAM DUNKED IT FOR THE ULTIMATE PL/ASSCLOWN
If you get 20, sc gets 50!