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- How far have you traveled to go to a strip club (just because you were in the area already doesn't count).
0 Less than 60 miles
+1 More than 60 miles
+2 More than 100 miles
+3 Took a flight
+5 Had to use your passport
- The most you've spent on one stripper in one night (not including VIP fees & drinks purchased for her).
0 Less than $100
+1 Over $200
+2 Over $400
+3 Over $600
+4 Over $1,000
- How many stripper phone numbers do you have in your phone?
0 Less than 5
+1 Less than 10
+2 Over 10
+3 Over 20
- Have you ever LDK'd during a lapdance?
-1 No, never
0 Close, but I made her stop
+1 Less than 5 times
+2 Not as often as I would like
+5 I'm pissed off if it doesn't happen by the end of the 2nd song
- How Early or Late have you been in a strip club?
0 I have only been between the hours of 3PM and 4AM
+1 I have been there so early no dancers are even there yet
+2 I went in at night, and when I came out, it was daylight
- I have had sex in the club
-8 Yes, and I didn't have to pay any more than I did for the cost of the lapdances
0 No, never, but I wish I could someday
+1 Yes I have, and it was awesome!
- Have you ever taken a stripper out before
-2 Yes, and she wanted to be my girlfriend
0 No, never
+1 Yes, she likes me (or at least acts like it) but still prefers me to pay her for her time
+2 Yes, and she was looking at her watch the whole time
+3 Yes, but the only reason she was there was because I paid her to be there
- Are you a "regular" at a club?
-1 No, nobody knows me because I don't go often enough
0 I really don't know anyone, but they recognize my face
+1 The doorman knows your name, and parks your minivan in a special place (all the way in the back)
+2 The bartender/waitress brings your usual drink without you even asking for it
+5 The DJ plays your favorite song when you arrive at the club
- JohnSmith 69's crazy stories
0 You think they are total fiction that some guy writes while he's waiting on his kids at Ballet rehersal
+4 You love his stories and strive to live his "stipper life" more everyday
- OTC (Out The Club)
-5 I brought a stripper to my hotel/home and she eneded up spending the night and cooking me breakfast
-3 I have done it more than 5 times
0 I have done under 5 times
+1 I will, someday
+3 I did it, and I was upcharged
- Have you ever? (this section will kill your score)
+2 Let a stripper drive your car
+3 Paid a bill for a stripper
+4 Bailed a stripper out of jail
+6 Bailed a stripper's boyfriend/husband/family member out of jail
+8 Driven a stripper to rehab
What level PL are you?
SCORE:
0-7: Training wheels, you may think you're not a PL, but you just don't have enough experience yet
8-13: PL in training
14-19: On the realm of being a total PL, but not Ricky Dugan status yet
Over 20: You might as well hand your ATM card to your favorite stripper each time you go into the club
Comments
last comment0, I visit every once in awhile to read or post a review or read a couple discussions.
+1 I'm a semi regular in discussions.
+4 I read all and post in most discussions.
+10 I have the time to sit and make up a PL test.
LOL not very scientific but a funny test.
I don't let strippers control or run my life so I knew I'd score low but took this test out of curiosity. My -8 on #6 skewed what would already be a low score, I came in @ -10
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I'm too high to follow all of that right now. But I like the bubbles (or whatever they are).
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10, mostly because I like to LDK and believe 90% of what JS69 posts.
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4, I got a handful of negative numbers though...
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I got 17 but don't understand why having done OTac more than five times is a -3 (#10).
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90%? Not sure if I'm flattered or offended. Frankly it's amazing that anyone could read one of my always true stories and actually think I'm making it up. Until I met her, I had no stories. Until I met her, I lived a boring and conservative life. Until I met her .... oh never mind.
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Can I get an extra 2 points if I let more than one stripper drive my car? Then I would be at zero instead of negative.
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Of course I'm a PL. I don't need no stinkin' test to tell me that.
And neither does anyone else who posts regularly here.
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Azdd - it's minus 3 because if you're actually able to pull 5 of more strikers out the club to do OTC then you're doing something right! Lol
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Some had no answer that fit me, so it was really meaningless.
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What do I get for completing the survey?
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I got a negative score. Guess all my outside the club encounters and posts on here don't count. I can't remember if I met up less than 5 times per dancer or not. I know one dancer was only once. She was going to Vegas in the morning. One dancer usually spent the night but she never cooked breakfast.
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Oh just remembered something that brings my score to 0.
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This is interesting...
Points in order of answer: 0, 1, 1, -1, 3 (both +1 and +2 are true for me), 0, 0, -1 (if I lived in a place with SCs, this would be different), 4, 1 (I doubt I will but never say never), 0
Total: 8
I'd say this is accurate: I have my feet wet, but I think there are still some things I need to learn and some levels of PLdom that I haven't reached.
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29 if #11 is cumulative. I've done all of them except bail out the boyfriend. He called me for $500 to bail her out one night and promised to pay me back. When the bail was released by the court he claims he gave it to her to give to me and she says he didn't. Bottom line I know their dealer got the money.
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And if you spend 10 years inventing a System to pay hookers for sex
+9999 = SLAM DUNKED IT FOR THE ULTIMATE PL/ASSCLOWN
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I need clarification. 6,7,9, and 11 confuse me. 6) only twice MANY YEARS AGO. No way that would happen now. 7) We went out to eat after her shift. She paid for her own meal. We made out in her car but she wouldn't come to my room. When I called her after that she kept giving me bullshit excuses about why she couldn't see me. I decided to lose her number and not torture myself anymore. 9) +2 ? I think he's telling the truth BUT if its over 5 paragraphs I skip over it. 11) None of the above. What's the score for that. I need a referee to give me a ruling so I can find out my score.
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I should get a bonus 20 points for knowing how to tick off tumbling. lol
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I will be hunting sharks soon.
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This post is just to tick off someone. :)
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@sharkhunter - Do you know what happens Sunday?
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Shark,
If you get 20, sc gets 50!
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