How I Accidentally Became a Customer

The sign said:

FREE BUFFET ALL YOU CAN EAT GIRLS

So I went in to DATY.

I stopped in to use the ladies room.....and never left!

I saw a girl wearing baggy sweat pants, flip flops and a HUGE t-shirt, with her hair pulled up in a bun and carrying this LARGE duffle bag into the Coliseum strip club.

I followed her inside.

Never left. lol.

I walked in, sat down and got slapped in the face with nice big tits

New in town, asked for a good bar with hot girls. Was pointed to one that met the requirements. Stayed...

Grew up in Philly suburbs and went into town a lot. There were peep shows everywhere, quarter video porn was starting and in some of the older movie theaters there were live girls having sex with patrons. So I was pretty acclimated by my young teens. There were titty bars but I didn't go in much. During college I had to pass through time square to get from Grand Central to Penn Station and so I just considered clubs as another form of adult entertainment and dropped in.

When I found out there were certain clubs you could do more than have a "lap dance" I become a customer

It wasn't precisely accidental, though I seriously doubt my friends would have expected this outcome.

I was pre-med, and needed to pass the amateur gynecology lab exercise. It started innocently, and here I am. I'm telling the truth.