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How I Accidentally Became a Customer

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
It was a hot summer day and I was thirsty and saw on sign that read "Happy Hour. Two for one drinks"

A free cold frosty lemonade sure seemed like a good idea so I went in

9 comments

  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    The sign said:

    FREE BUFFET
    ALL YOU CAN EAT
    GIRLS
    So I went in to DATY.
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    I stopped in to use the ladies room.....and never left!
  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    I saw a girl wearing baggy sweat pants, flip flops and a HUGE t-shirt, with her hair pulled up in a bun and carrying this LARGE duffle bag into the Coliseum strip club.

    I followed her inside.

    Never left. lol.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    I walked in, sat down and got slapped in the face with nice big tits
  • GACA
    9 years ago
    New in town, asked for a good bar with hot girls. Was pointed to one that met the requirements. Stayed...
  • knightwish
    9 years ago
    Grew up in Philly suburbs and went into town a lot. There were peep shows everywhere, quarter video porn was starting and in some of the older movie theaters there were live girls having sex with patrons. So I was pretty acclimated by my young teens. There were titty bars but I didn't go in much. During college I had to pass through time square to get from Grand Central to Penn Station and so I just considered clubs as another form of adult entertainment and dropped in.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    When I found out there were certain clubs you could do more than have a "lap dance" I become a customer
  • georgmicrodong
    9 years ago
    It wasn't precisely accidental, though I seriously doubt my friends would have expected this outcome.
  • georgebailey
    9 years ago
    I was pre-med, and needed to pass the amateur gynecology lab exercise. It started innocently, and here I am. I'm telling the truth.
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