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I need to take a break

Went to The Coliseum on Eight Mile Road in Detroit. No dances, but a conversation with an ATF. Arrived at 11:30pm. Had more than a few mixed drinks, but nothing heavy. Woke up in my car…

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No matter how you cut it, Rupert Darwin is non-brilliant! :(

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes! http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/ So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because…

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Options in SF?

Reading the reviews, it sounds like clubs in San Francisco aren't worth the effort. Might try an amp instead. Any suggestions?

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Favorite Club in SD

It has been awhile since I've been to GF. Wanted to check out the scene since I finally had some time. Club setup has not changed since my last review. Paid a…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Classic Portland Strip Club

This club is right next to Voodoo Donut. Blue Star has better donuts but that's for the ultimatel donut list. There is just a black door in a nook next to an ATM. Cover was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

nice club

I went to HiLiter on a Tuesday evening. I got there before 6 so no cover charge. Since I was not there for the drinks, I just got a bottle of water. When I enter…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Change of scenery for Utah

First time visit to this club after hitting most of the rest in Utah in my travels over the last 5 years. The serious difference at this club is that is really is full nude…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The Ultimate Follies Review part 1

First off, I've been hitting Follies way before Future mention it in his songs or any of these Atlanta rappers even knew about it. To locals, it has always been Atlanta's best kept secret. It…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Decent Club

If you have the money, you should go to this club. They have drinks, they have plenty of seating space, a lot of girls, the environment is dark so there's that intimacy, and there's a…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

My Return

I decided to check out McDoogals on a recent Saturday night. It had probably been two years since I'd visited. Arrived around 11:00, 8 or 9 dancers working, surprisingly small number of customers…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Solid place

This was my first time visiting, and I have to say I'm interested in seeing more. It's a 10 dollar cover charge when walking in, and the price of beers are a little outrageous but…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Oh yes nice time

Small intimate club. Looks shabby from the outside. When I walked in for my first time I was pleasantly surprised. The chicks were more hot than not. One bar rat but the…

Bliss

Hanahan, South Carolina

Great finish to a long day

I went out with a plan to hit 2 or 3 Charleston clubs. Started at Bliss and didn't need to go anywhere else. I was there from 11: to 2:00 and the girls…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

A good weekday afternoon

This was my first visit to Gallaghers and since it was mid afternoon on a Tuesday i wasnt expecting much, however I was surprised. There was a good number of girls on all seemed friendly…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

bachelor party was a success

Cover was 10 we got in girls out numbered guys , I liked paying 10 an listening to music an not be hounded about tipping. All the girls were pretty but we had a special…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Nice Play, but Not Very Inviting

I got to town for an extended business trip on Thursday and after I got out for some dinner, I decided to check out a couple of the local clubs. PT's was the first…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good value for privacy.

Every dance (20 lap dance or 100 for 3 dances) happens in a private booth. Some dancers might ask for more for touching (30-40), but you can always negotiate with them. Girls look pretty fine,…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

One of the best in Syracuse

I have started to make the loop around Syracuse again, doing my due diligence as a native to update the reviews of some of the local clubs. I stopped in at Diamond Dolls for Lunch and…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

we got lucky

Me and my girl frequent all different types of strip clubs from the whole in the wall spots to the high end spots. Honestly maybe I've always gone on bad days but I don't know…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

Good for a drink and look

I went to the night before on a Friday and they were kind of busy. They have a bouncer at the door and charge $5 to get in. I looked at the girls and the…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Literally the only club for MILES!

I was in Green Bay from 7/3-7/12 and before I say anything about the club...let me say, the Green Bay area is awesome! (at least in the summer) I highly recommend if you like small…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Hamilton strip

Visited on a Wednesday evening. Got an excellent lap dance from a really beautiful young girl. Would go again but the beer is a bit pricey. The club was empty at the time and I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another H8N visit

I was back in town on business and made another trip by H8N. As many others have already mentioned this is a pretty basic dive bar with strippers. I actually like dive bars…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went back to the club on a Thursday night around 9, place was packed! It was great to see how busy it was because that meant there would be tons of girls, I was right

Went back to the club on a Thursday night around 9, place was packed! It was great to see how busy it was because that meant there would be tons of girls, I was right.…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Deja Vu

My last two visits, yesterday and last Wed afternoon, have been similar. As a white male ignored virtually the entire time I am there. Last Wed - No one I have got dances from prior was…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

bad night at ragtime

Stop in for the first time Monday evening around 830. The bar was pretty much empty with only 4 guys in the bar there were 4 dancers one sort of dancing and two were…

Candy Cat #1

Simi Valley, California

First time

Like previous reviewers, this place is a nice laid back bar with some nice young ladies to look at. Prettier than the other California club I stopped in. Pool was part of my night and…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Long time gone

After a long (for me, anyway) of not visiting the mecca, known as The Hugger, I ventured back on a Tuesday afternoon. Brief overview of the facilities; exceedingly dark as you enter, be careful as…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I was driving down Rt

I was driving down Rt.20 the other morning around 11:30 and decided to stop at CF for a couple of beers to get the day going. It was early & the club was…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

ROB warning

Another visit to one of my favorite clubs. Private rooms are now $50 per trip, up from $40 which was up from$30. Lots of clients on Thursday, and about 12 dancers. Chloe was back, and she…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Good time at Cheerleaders

Stopped in after work for happy hour and their half off vip room special. As others have noted, you get hit with the manditory valet fee ($5) right off the bat. Valet guys are personable…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

scores

Went into Scores last Sat. Was greeted by a dark skin dancer named "Baby" A beautiful girl who apparently is a trained dancer. Her DD were enough to convince me to go to the VIP…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Not a bad place

Overall: Decent mileage (depends on lady), I would go back. This is a small club, as you walk in there is a small entry way where you pay the cover ($4 the night I went) then…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

New Talent

I will skip the way the club looks because it has been told by every one. I paid my $5 and expected more of the same. Skank hoe's were not to be found. Maybe they…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Visit with a buddy

Took a buddy of mines there on a weekday night. Introduced him to all the girls I knew. He turned down a few and got some dances from other ladies too. He only got one…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Missed you, Fantasies!

I went mid-afternoon and hooked up with my ATF shortly after I came in. We caught up with what we had been doing and went back for a pair of lap dances (very satisfying)…

Tony's Place

Baltimore, Maryland

Tony's - a dive

This is a 3rd rate club at best. Run-down, and worn out. The dancers are the same. I nursed a couple of cokes (I was driving) and watched one rotation of 4…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Summer Hours

Had an opportunity to go back to Fantasy's last week. Arrived right about 5:00pm. Mine was the only car in the parking lot, and there was a petite black girl standing…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Looks like you can get more than a dance there.

I showed up around 8:30 on Friday, was fairly dead at that time. I sat down in front of the stage, the only one in the front row. There's a pretty good black girl talking…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Ok meh

as always $10 to get in an dances are 20 big scary blonde Amazon girl forced me into a dance. Some of the girls are better than others. BYOB is always nice. It's a little…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Nice

after going to a few different clubs earlier in the day friends and I decide to go with ol faithful Foxy. 6 dancers going on most of them pretty good. I got a private dance…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Great Value

This is one of my favorite clubs to visit when I'm in Montreal. What keeps me coming back are the prices of the lap dances: $10 per song, $80 for 30 min, and $150…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Hot Girls

This was the first time that I've been to Flashdancers and my time here was okay. The cover charge was $20 and the drink was close to $10 (can't exactly remember) for a Bud…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

It's been one of my favorite clubs when I'm in the area

It's been one of my favorite clubs when I'm in the area. I make sure I visit sonny's. Great club. Nice and friendly girls. There were 2 hot girls, one with small natural tits and…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

3 afternoon visits

I hadn't been her in awhile so I decided to give shimmers another try. This review covers 3 successive visits over a couple weeks. I went by on my lunch break and it was fairly…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

My Go-To Club

This being my first review on here, I want to state that I am a filthy animal. I had gone to a couple of strip clubs on vacations with friends, but as my sexual appetite…

Kings & Diamonds

Baltimore, Maryland

Go-To Spot in Baltimore

This is the best club on the block for thick chicks who can shake dat ass. We tried Norma Jean's first, but there were way too many booty shot girls there. We walked down to…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Great girls but expensive

I went to Lookers because I was tired of my usual place and wanted a little variety. Upon entering, the place was actually pretty nice on the inside. A bar with various sodas and non-alcoholic…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

A Wild Ride but Expensive

This was my first ever strip club experience. I went there at the young age of 19. My body was firm from hard work in the Summer heat, but inexperienced to the touch of a…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Mints should be on your bucket list

My friends and I had gone to Canada for a trip. We decided to check out Mints. The parking wasn't great as we had to street park up the block a ways. Once we got…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Mediocre At Best

This club shares a parking lot with the Players Club and is right off the main road that runs through the North part of Huntsville. When you walk in it stage is all the way…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Coliseum still the best on the east side

I have been coming to the Coliseum since it opened in 2004. Layout wise, it hasn't changed at all. Still a real big place, compared to other clubs in the area, but it is still…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Overall good time

Came in on a Friday evening was in town for business and looking for something to do. club was extremely dark. not many seats by the main stage. sat at one, was approached by nice…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Two Visits: One good, one not so much

I get to the Detroit area once or twice a year, but having read about some changes going on in the Detroit scene, I decided to forego my usual trip to the Penthouse Club and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

What's going on lately

I've been to the Flamingo on several occasions now over the last 3 years or so. Night time is definitely the right time for this club, as the two times I went in the afternoon,…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Thursday After 12am - 1-5 dancers

So I went to check out Rose City Strip after 12am. The first thing I noticed was a huge parking lot which was great since places like the kit kat club have street parking but…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Worth a Visit!

On a previous review, I indicated not having been pleased with my experience. HOWEVER, I was very happy to have decided to give the Lamplighter Lounge a 2nd visit. See my thoughts/observations from my most…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The girls were pretty and fun

I went in on a Saturday night. It seemed fine for DC at first... they, naturally, operate within the constraints of what the District allows. So they're full nude and have a full bar, but…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Not bad for a Sunday

Living in the Midwest, options for SCs are pretty limited. The dance I had was very full contact, but everything was tucked away. Therefore, I gave this place 6s across the board.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Decent Club

I really like the club is no smokings. It is for the most part a clean looking club and definitely one of the nicer ones in Kansas City. I really sucks that they do not…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hot extra-friendly girls on a Thursday night

Had heard good things. Was in the area, so I decided to go as a spur-of-the-moment thing. There's a mandatory $5 "parking fee". This was in addition to a $5 cover. Couldn't find a seat at…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Some sexy girls

I went here on a Thursday evening . First time I have been in quite some time and I was surprised by all of the beautiful women this place had I received a few dances…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Beware of lap dancers

Be very careful about letting them dance at your chair or on your lap. I went there around midnight with my wife and one of the girls came up and started giving me a…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

good value, not clean at all

this is a good club for value. there is no cover and drinks are not expensive. quality of girls vary, most of them are black but I have seen a white girl there many times.…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

review

About 8 dancers working on the Friday afternoon. It was looking like a very ho-hum trip, but was saved partially by a couple of dancers that were engaging enough. Got dances from one…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

So this was actually my first time visiting a strip club ever so it was pretty exciting lol

So this was actually my first time visiting a strip club ever so it was pretty exciting lol. Location was interesting to say the least. When my cousin and I got there I was like…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Bachelor Party gone wrong

Look, I've been to this place several times before, just the last visit in June of 2014 left more to be desired. This club is very small for a Saturday night club, is best enjoyed…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

A typical good afternoon at BnL

Roll Call: Diamond, Lindsey, Cherry, Daisy. If you have seen my past reviews, Lindsey is my favorite of the girls present this day. Very tall girl with reasonable…

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The Trophy Wife

Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top woman at least 30 years younger…

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Lawyer bashing

Over the years I have heard all kinds horrible things said about attorneys. So for just once I'm going to turn the table. The definition of a good lawyer is one that gets a charge of sodomy reduced to one of…

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I Love Being Ridiculed

By San Jose Guy. Seriously, I have the best troll of anybody here. SJG, tell one of your jokes about me. Please. Don't make me mention gravy.

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Now that I know you guys ....

Now that I know you guys and hopefully you have a little sense of humor. Which of the following scenarios is most likely to occur: A. VBD wins Mega Millions and Power Ball Jackpots. B. JS69 posts pics of the DS. C.…

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Independent Contractors...

Why does the gov want you to be an employee and not an independent contractor: taxes. (and penalties for "miss-classification") http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/pf/independent-contractors-employees/index.html?iid=hp-stack-dom

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A pic of SJG's diary.............

It's one of them anyways..... http://darkroom.shortlist.com/980/2cd3cef34a9c644c8247acd045266b2f:2a210918764b8b5489a1b56a271f0980/hero5.jpg

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Dancer done good ?

Per a recent SW thread: The end of my stripping career Today is my last shift as a stripper. I'm not making a big deal about it, but I did contact my favorite regulars to let them know that this is…

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Stripper AMA (ask me anything)

I've been dancing for just over 3 years now and I recently started a blog site. I want to feature articles with questions that I get asked by random people, customers, dancers or those who want to start dancing.…

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Darwin wins Darwin Awards.

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida…

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The Bouncer Bully

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

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Titles for reviews

Piggybacking off VBD's topic about the new field in reviews, what are possible titles? 1) "Waste of time & money"

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Steal a Car so You can Go to Work at a Strip Club

These geniuses had a great plan. http://herald-review.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/suv-theft-charge-denied-by-woman/article_17012405-4cf1-52ff-9f90-47901685c184.html

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When they age out

Have you had your interest in a dancer decline simply because she aged out? This happened to me recently. The other night I reconnected with a dancer that I used to take OTC several years ago. She…

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OT: Pluto! Pluto! Pluto!

Little 4got2usethepapers and I sat on the couch last night to watch the brilliant PBS coverage of the Pluto encounter! It was brilliant! Then we switched over to the Science channel! I even considered bringing 4got2ribbitt's cage into the room…

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Fond memories

May 18, 2007 • May 15th. I check into my hotel at 12:30 P.M. As I am climbing the stairs to my 3rd floor room, I spot a girl that I think I know. When I get to the top…

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The Ultimate a Dougster Post

Rick Dugan is a faggot You're all faggots Except San Jose Guy, I've got the hots for the only non faggot on here Faggot faggot faggot Ricky boy greases bouncers while he runs the System I am obsessed with the System I've got a white suit.…

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Headed to New Jersey need info on places to eat,cheap but safe sections of town

Dont need club info i got tuscl for that lol But seriously im going so i can play real money online poker and do some tournaments in Atlantic city ...... Thank you guys in advance Juice on my nutz

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Baltimore strip clubs...are they safe these days?

I use to enjoy going "the block"... after all the crazy riots, I'm not sure if it's safe to go back. Any one has any info about the Baltimore strip club's safety these day?

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Went On a Cruise with the Wife

When a man falls out of a boat you yell "Man overboard!" What do you say when a woman falls out of.a boat? "Full Speed Ahead!"

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Not bad, not pretentious.

I've dropped by here a number of times in the afternoon or early evening, and several times since the latest rebranding/renovation as the King Street Cabaret. It certainly looks a lot better than it's earlier…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

What is this for?

Great strip club! Expensive but worth it. Cover is $9 I think on a Wednesday night. Bottled bud light $7 or $8. Lap dances $40 or $45 so you can burn through cash here quick.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great time as usual

I frequent the club rarely, but enough times to be recognized over the years to be recognized and to have found some of my favorite dancers. This is one of the few non de ja…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back to the old days

I last visited Pandora a while ago. It hasn't changed. Enter and pay the cover, which gets you a soda. Dark club, but not as dark as Sands. Two stages, usually…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Nothing to impress a local

939 is probably the nicest strip club in Honolulu, with respect to cleanliness, décor and overall dancer hotness. It’s right on Keamuku Street (walking down from King Street towards Ala Moana). If you walk past the…

Starz

Gardena, California

SATURDAY NITE

I've been coming to this club for a while because I love thick, curvy women. Some nights I feel like it's the "B" or "C" team playing but this night there were plenty of big…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Great experience

I went to the club around noon on a Tuesday. I would guess there were about 10 dancers working at the time. The club is a nicely upgraded club which has multiple…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Toss up

As a fort Worth native Bucks has been more or less my home base for my SC needs.They typically have good drink specials (go Thursday for beer Tuesday for liquor) the atmosphere was nice and…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Stripperaoke was awesome fun!

My friends and I arrived early after hearing the hype about Sunday night Stripperaoke. At 7pm when we arrived, it was pretty dead, so we just chilled and drank the cheap libations. As it got…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Great club

Came by during day shift. Not many girls but that's to be expected. Mostly Latina with a couple black girls. A few girls with big butts but most girls are slim. This is a urban…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Mixed feelings

By far the hottest women in the cities. Of course there were quite a few from clubs around the county. It will be interesting how long they will keep bringing them in. I can't say…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

A Hero's farewell

So I took a friend of mine to VIP as a going away gift to the Marines the week before he shipped. To be honest I spent $350 and enjoyed the three hours I spent…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Awesome!

I visited there once before. I ran into a dancer who remembered me from my last visit. We got into the conversations and asked me to get on stage. I obliged…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

4th july weekend

Well it been a busy week for me and my co worker so we decoded to get some drinks after work and watch some t.v and relax. We stop by Cowboy's during the 4th weekend…

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

Hit and miss

I've been to this place a couple of times now and both times had similar experiences. You pay a $3 cover charge upon entry yet when you round the corner, there's hardly anyone in…

Pin Ups Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Mixed Feelings

Girls weren't bad looking, but there weren't many of them and they didn't mingle. Of the 7 girls working that night (which isn't many but should have been enough for the small crowd), 5…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

My New Favorite

Devon is by far my new favorite here (or anywhere for that matter) We made immediate eye contact while she was on stage, and as she came around for tips, I asked if she…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

One of my more disappointing strip club experiences

One of my more disappointing strip club experiences. One of my favorites from another club has been working here so I stopped in. Unfortunately she didn't show. I endured about an hour…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Best club in the area, but still not that great

This place is like all the others in Northern Kentucky--fairly tacky and girls who hustle for drinks and jukebox money, but it can also be kind of fun if you hit it at the right…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Landing Strip

The one obvious advantage to this location is the proximity to the airport. With a long layover and.or delay this club is easy to access and close enough not to have to be concerned about…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A very different experience...

I have reviewed this club several times, as it remains my favorite spot in the cities--mileage. I feel like after my latest visit, I need to update my thoughts. Last Thursday night, Twins…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

First time at this LA club

My clubbing experiences have always been confined to the east coast, but I was in LA for a conference and found myself with a night off. I selected Silver Reign based entirely on its proximity…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

2nd time here but big span in between

2nd time here but big span in between. Near to on casino trip. Decent place with reasonable cover and drink prices. Forgot it is not too laid back as far as they pull the tip…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Best Happy Hour in P-Town

This is my go to place to just hang out and enjoy the hot dancers at the rack without breaking the bank, unless of course you decide to gamble on the state lottery machines. It…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

This is an interesting club in terms of layout: there is a front room with a small stage behind the bar and then a larger back room with a full stage surrounded by private rooms

This is an interesting club in terms of layout: there is a front room with a small stage behind the bar and then a larger back room with a full stage surrounded by private rooms.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Vega$ Value

Third trip here in last few trips to town. Fellow SCers, this is the go to place in town, value-wise. Mornings and afternoons are great. Had been gambling all night with some good runs in…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood

Went to Hollywood a couple of weeks ago and had a standard good time. Safe parking lot with security so no issues there. Stage visit with a petite blonde, small chest but an…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flashdancers

Dropped by during a summer trip to NYC. Read up on reviews from here and decided to give it a look after checking out Times Square. Entered Saturday evening around 7. You'll…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Ghetto Good

I have been to most of the strip clubs in NJ, and have even been a manager of one for 3 years. In my first visit to this club in years I have…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

My favorite SD club

It's been a couple years since I wrote about this club, so I wanted to give an update: I first discovered this club at night but one of the dancers was a day girl who…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

top tier...

Eye candy everywhere. I took the advice of a friend and visited the club to see what the hype was all about. As far as the dancers go, pretty much 8+ everywhere. This club is not…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Slow on a weekday

As others mentioned call for a ride! - For just the price of a tip you get entrance strait into the back door. Sometimes its hard to find a seat if you didn't reserve…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another afternoon visit to the Cheetah

Another afternoon visit to the Cheetah. With the free lunch menu you really cant go wrong. The club can be smoey so if you have a hard time with that then i would go elsewhere.…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Pretty Average

This was an interesting visit. On the whole the club wasn't that special. It is quite large, though there isn't much privacy. The girls were all reasonably attractive and I tipped several. They all seemed…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Vixens a decent place that won't break the bank.

Vixens is located in a semi-busy place in Ridgewood. The place has its own free parking lot which is nice. The bouncer at the door will ask for a tip, annoying yes, but…

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It's that time of the month

I'm involved with a woman who gets extremely horny around the time of her period. The horniness starts a day or two beforehand and can sometimes continue until the end. Yes there is a good story behind this which…

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New Field in Reviews

When doing my review, noticed new field called: "Enter a Title for your Review:". Had never seen that before. Checked published review and can not find the tile anywhere. Where is it? Or is this field…

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Legal Update

I'm going to the big house on the 28th. Don't forget about me guys!

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Poker Tournaments

Sorry i haven't been on the board much I've been in several poker tournaments and cash games building up my bank roll...its a grind i tell yea Peace my friends and happy clubbing Just Da Nutz

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I Love Britney Spears

Damn, I just saw this image of Brit Brit at the ESPYS http://www.glamour.com/images/fashion/2015/07/britney-spears-espy-awards-2015-h724.jpg When she lays off the pizza and isn't shaving her head, she's a gorgeous woman for someone in her 30's. http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2262365.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Britney-Spears-bikini-tweets-WorkBitchDay2.jpg

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Botched

If you want to preserve that sexy fantasy with your ATFs giant fake tits wrapped around your face while your hands cradle them from both sides, do NOT watch the reality TV show Botched, which features stories about screwed up…

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Knockouts Haircuts For Men

Have any of you been to this place? I know they are in a few different states. I think it started in Texas. Anyway is this where the strippers who say they are hairstylists work their full…

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Bachelorette

Anybody watch the Bachelorette? Kaitlyn has to be a stripper right? I mean between the tatoos, having sex with guy early on and her lies and manipulation and poor judgement on who to pick. I mean she…

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Hmm, new pic of Pluto looks kinda suspicious.....

http://i.imgur.com/PINQH74.jpg

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Hey Rick Dugan Gay And Straight Strip Clubs

RickDugan give me all the spots in Pittsburgh where I can see some big dick."

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I feel sorry for the 4 american hostages stuck in Iran.....

They should be in America right now, enjoying life like all of us....

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One of you guys responsible for this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109

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Sex doll used as a scare crow. Brilliant.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/farmer-uses-blow-up-sex-doll-6068858

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Deputies: Deltona baby sitter makes off with dozens of $2 bills

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150714/NEWS/150719767/0/FRONTPAGE This mother must have a secondary job at a strip club.

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I wish my divorce had this kind of drama

http://dailym.ai/1Gm4WAF

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Stranded on an island

A cruise ship going across the ocean hits a reef and starts to sink. Nearby, there is a tropical island, but only three survivors make it to the island, two guys and one girl. They patiently wait for rescue, but…

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Had KFC last night.

And shitted at mcd's across the street after.

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Club recommendations in Southern Connecticut

Plan to be in CT on business next month, in the New Haven/ Bridgeport area. Have read all the reviews but wondered if someone familiar with the area SC's could recommend the best club or two. Primary interests:…

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A Strip Club for Techies

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/

Live Love Acts New Orleans

I have reading the posts about client's experiences at "Big Daddy's Love Acts" with a lot of curiosity and frankly, disappointment. Quite obviously the place has been going downhill for a very long time now. From what I have read/observed, a lot of patrons have gone into the club thinking they were going to see no kidding, "live love acts" between male and female dancers and this has been anything but the case. I am not too surprised at learning of this. Things have really changed in the erotic entertainment business over these past 20 years or so and I guess a lot of folks might say "I am stuck in the past". That is…

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Going to Metro Detroit area for the first time - Recommend me a few clubs to try

Lived in Michigan for 28 years, but never ventured down to the Metro Detroit area to check out the clubs. The last 9 years I've lived all over the USA. I'll be back in Michigan for vacation soon, and I…

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Pink Floyd: The Wall

The Wall is an amazing high movie, thank you to whoever suggested it. You rock. It's both random and structured, purposeful but indirect. The two flowers fucking was incredibly erotic. I've never wanted to be inside her like…

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If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas. Maybe: Gooeys Splooge City Cum N Go now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...

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OT: Dealings with famous people

Have you ever had dealings with any famous people? I'm not talking about seeing a celebrity in the strip club, or getting a autograph at a concert. There was a girl named Neveen on the reality show "Bad Girls Club". http://thebadgirlsclubshow.wikia.com/wiki/Neveen_Ismail She actually…

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Main Jobs

Some may be lies, but I was talking to a rather open girl about her non-stripper life - computer programmer...kinda shocked me but I believed her...it was dead, she already advised she didn't do extras in VIP and wasn't pushing…

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OT: Cheaters

I call Bull Shit. Only 20%? 10% in the rest of the U.S.? No way. Has to be much higher then those percentages. https://www.yahoo.com/health/which-coast-is-more-likely-to-cheat-east-or-west-123996862922.html

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Anybody like piercings?

Since a lot people here hate tattoos, do you share the same distaste for piercings? I love them on women, especially clit piercings, belly rings and tounge rings. But eyebrow piercings are not brilliant to me.

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Gay And Straight Strip Clubs

I need a list of straight and gay strip clubs in pittsburgh and westmoreland county that get completely butt naked that you can see their dick or vagina and that the stripers come up right to you butt naked Topless…

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Favorite tattoo location on a dancer

I saw GAC's thread about the dancer he saw that had a tattoo that basically covered her entire ass cheek. Seems like the general consensus was that a small tattoo like a pair of lips on a dancers ass can…

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gay straight lesiban strip clubs

i need a list of straight, gay, and lesiban strip clubs in westmoreland county and pittsburgh that get completly butt naked that you can see there body their dick or vagina that come up right next to you Topless…

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Tetris Twerk

http://thechive.com/2015/01/20/the-tetris-twerk-is-one-only-few-have-mastered-video/ Too bad her top didn't come off.

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San Luis Rio Colorado

Google maps doesn't do as much South of the border. Don't seem to have any street view for Puerto Penasco. And then San Felipe should have this La Iguana http://www.escortsofmexico.com/cities/san.felipe/strip.clubs.htm They say Mexico has two type of bars: 1. Casa de Citas (house…

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Why would anyone tip a fat stripper?

Since it's not a pleasing sight, I won't promote her advertising cellulose abundance.

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It seems Ronald McDonald is having sex...

among other things...... http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/18-times-people-couldnt-stop-themselves-harassing-ronald-mcdonald-statues

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Santa Monica{CA} Man Charged With Kidnapping, Assault Of Stripper

Great definition of a stripper. A 47-year-old Santa Monica man was arrested and charged with kidnapping and assault with intent to commit specified sex offenses on Saturday, July 4. Officers of the Santa Monica Police Department received notification that a resident of…

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Post Sex Prayer

This story got me wondering whether the DS and I shouldn't be praying to the strip club gods after each worship session. Anybody else pray regularly after sex? ( I don't think praying that you don't catch an std

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OT: New Horizons passed Pluto this morning!

Brilliant! The data transmission rate is low and all of the probes functions are focused on data collection, so photos tomorrow! I'm stoked! I'm glad my favorite pornsites don't have their servers on Pluto because the low data rate would suck! ;)

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Another PL of the Year Award Candidate

http://dailym.ai/1Rvert3

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What are the chances I can get approved for an SBA

Trying to open up my own club in Las Vegas. I am well aware of the competition but I have that covered. What are the chances I can get approved for a small business loan to open up the club?

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Good news, some scentsts say with 97% accuracy, it will cool down a whole lot wi

mini ice age solar output diminished by 60% environmentalists already going ape crazy by saying that has to be wrong in the comments. all their hot air and talking and carbon dioxide gas will keep the planet warming up. link next.

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@Shadow: The Strippers Didn't Know You Were Famous

I forgot to tell you that after you left a few of the girls asked me how I knew you, I told them that you were a motivational speaker :)

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What is up with the butt cheeck tatoos?

So I was at Follies yesterday day, and I swear I saw more strippers with huge tattoos that cover all if their but cheeks. Super turn off for me. Who thinks that's attractive?

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Closest you've come to being 2AMed

Have you had any experience where you thought you might make the headlines for a strip club incident at 2am (or maybe earlier?) Or maybe you've been at a club when such an event occured? I haven't had anything too big…

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Wish you could find a woman who wasn't jealous?

Assuming these three women are friends, two of them clearly don't have a jealous bone in their hole bodies. http://cdn.luscious.net/images/730/lusciousnet_great_contrast_1169476582.jpg

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I miss my wife

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job will still suck. Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a wife up. Q: What's…

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A stripper is walking down the street...

A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."…

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OT: Uber Car Service

South Florida is comprised of 3 counties – Miami-Dade (Miami): Broward (Ft Lauderdale); and Palm Beach (West Palm Beach). Anyway – it seems Uber (and Lift) will no longer be doing business in Broward county b/c the county commission wants to…

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OT: “Web Junkie”

So is the title of a show for the program “POV” on PBS tonight at 11:00 pm (at least in my area). Below is the synopsis of the show: “A look at Internet addiction in China via the experiences of teens at…

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Taxpayers have now spent $3.5 million to find out why lesbians are obese

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/13/taxpayers-have-now-spent-35-million-to-find-out-why-lesbians-are-obese/?intcmp=latestnews

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When the future was in the past....1951 Cadillac technology

Why don't we have this now? https://video.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xap1/v/t42.1790-2/1497279_576177125785329_734706842_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjU1OSwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=559&vabr=311&oh=eb9dcc29a6cc292c927719896c5bcd5f&oe=55A42ABF

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Police: 2 shooting victims take sanctuary in strip club

MCKEES ROCKS, Pa. (AP) — Police were searching for someone who shot at two men in a car, forcing them to run into a Pittsburgh-area strip club for safety. McKees Rocks police say one of the men in the car was…

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Could this be JS69? :)

It’s New Year’s Eve, and I’m at the W Hotel in Manhattan with a boyfriend I’ll call Liam. We’ve been together for over a year, and this is the moment I’ve been waiting for my whole life: He’s going to…

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PHC Detroit

Read in a review that the Penthouse Detroit was raided last Friday. Anyone visit over the weekend? Is it curtains for the VIP curtains?

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Woman causes crash while pleasuring herself.

I don't know about you, but I'd volunteer to investigate this accident for the insurance company.... http://m.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/Woman-driver-crashed-van-pleasuring/story-26891233-detail/story.html

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QOD

When are you more likely to write a club review, when you have had a great experience or when something has not gone well ? I am not looking to judge anyone just curious.

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#RickyBoyLeaveTuscl

#GayestSystemEver

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Am I just losing my shit?

Or do most posters on this site have Downs syndrome?

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OT: The Devil of Detroit

http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/29492843/statue-paying-homage-to-satan-to-be-unveiled-in-detroit?utm_content=bufferfd820&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer Those who visit or live in Detroit, have you heard about their new statue? It's suppose to be a symbol of “complementing and contrast the Ten Commandments monument that already resides on Oklahoma State Capitol grounds.” Sounds pretty much…

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Stripping: Breaking it down

10 - 20% of strippers are Cliff the Postman with boobs. Hate dancing but not clear what in the whole wide world they would not hate. Only "pleasure" is spreading negativity to the lives of others. Includes…

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OT- One Of Several Reasons Why I Dislike Cars Dependent On Electronic Key Fob

http://www.corvetteforum.com/articles/man-dog-die-corvette-trapped-inside/?newsletter Fellas (and lopaw)- if you buy one of those cars dependent on an electric key fob (i.e. has touchpad instead of door handle, and a push button only start) I implore you to ascertain from…

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FYI - There is a camera in Platinum Plus Columbia's couch room

I just found out a few days ago. A dancer pointed it out to me. It's in the couch room besides the bathroom. It's a white air freshener that's on the upper middle portion of the mirror.…

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4 billion stars

Why is it that everyone believes you when say there are 4 billion stars, but when you tell someone the paint is wet, they have to check?

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Old Strippers (vets) vs New Strippers (rookies)

So this past weekend while I was hanging out in 3 Detroit strip clubs I observed something interesting. I wanted the attention of 2 older dancers (both over 30) at two different clubs, but both were tied up. Sitting there…

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Bullshit topic

Bullshit...

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Bullshit topic

Bullshit...

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Explains a lot

........':'^$/-'??:''@$^?,

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A new study shows:

That the moon is shrinking. This proves a sad truth: balls everywhere in the universe shrink with age

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DRINK ENOUGH PRYNE JUICE AND TAKE ENOUGH VIAGRA

And you won't know weather you are comming or going

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...

Those were the days

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The movie "Hot Girls Wanted"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_Wanted Focusing on the girl from TX, the bad: o Grossed $25,000 in 4 months, ended up with $2,000 in her bank account. o In desperation at the end of her short time in porn, did some films that only guys who…

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This is sooooo not Brilliant!

Dude fathered a child with a whore from Adelita's https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=252751

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Epic Mullets

I am getting a mullet today and doing my part to bring them back http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnXgKr3fanw

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Your the "John Next Door"

http://www.livescience.com/28169-men-who-use-prostitutes.html Talks about the types of people that mostly pay for sex. I feel like many of you can be related to this. Favorite line: ..."john next door" has been perpetuated in pop culture, and even in some recent studies. What do you…

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Would You Play Poker With Alex Tsiparis?

Lol!

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Have you ever tried the 200 or higher option private rooms?

I had a couple dancers at different clubs trying to up sell the higher priced private rooms. 15 to 30 minutes just sounds way too high of a price for that much money unless something very high mileage is going on…

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Up a Creek behind the Strip Club

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/07/11/man-rescued-from-muddy-dallas-creek/30008461/

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Ever see a hot girl throw a perfect opening pitch?

Lol...for a second I thought the catcher was going to hug her....

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Did I accidentally meet a call girl?

I was walking back to my hotel one night about 1 am. Turned down to walk down the side of the building as I had a couple of other nights and suddenly saw a women standing there saying she…

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Do you get a dance or pass?

I was on vacation at a club. One of the dancers that approached me was young and pretty and told me it was her birthday. She wanted to dance for me in the couch room. I asked about it,…